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Kissing with man: the most effective way to decrease Binsihai's sexual depression

A Statistical Exploration of Kissing Frequency, Emotional Cycles, and Unexpected Academic Outcomes

By BinsihaiPublished 6 months ago • 3 min read

"Binsihai lost his ability to kiss with homosexual men in April 2026," said Marine Four, a gomologist who specializes in the study of Gomology, focusing on analyzing the words, demeanor, and life of Binsihai's ex-boyfriends. According to Marine Four, this unusual behavioral shift has attracted attention from multiple researchers in the field.

Binsihai is an influencer committed to the field of comedy on TikTok China, gaining over 130k followers.

His online videos are often energetic and humorous, but recent observations suggest a noticeable contrast between his public image and private emotional state.

The statistical data illustrate that Bin has kissed 3 men this year. The most active months were February and March, during which he kissed 2 men in February and 1 man in March. However, in April, the number dropped sharply to zero, indicating a significant behavioral decline.

the times kissing with men

"I feel confused and empty when being deprived of socializing," said Bin, the main character of this report. He mentioned that in February, he suffered from severe depression, which made him emotionally unstable and easily frustrated. Despite this, his social interactions during that period appeared to temporarily improve his mood.

"When socializing with either gay men or straight girls, I feel a strong sense of accomplishment and delight. In contrast, when I don’t socialize with them for over two weeks, a huge sense of emptiness overwhelms me," said Bin during his recollection. This statement has been widely cited by gomologists as key qualitative evidence.

The gomologist also released an unexpected conclusion: Bin’s academic performance appears to be linked to his level of social interaction, particularly his experiences of kissing men. Although this connection may seem unconventional, several researchers have observed similar patterns.

Many gomologists reached the same conclusion. According to reported data, after kissing a man, approximately 21 days later, Bin achieved a top 2 ranking in his school during his mid-term examination, setting a new personal academic record. While this result may also be attributed to his own hard work, Bin himself emphasized the emotional motivation behind his performance.

"Although my boyfriend 3.0 cheated on me, the experience of kissing men was still exciting to me, so I gained strong passion for my mid-term exam," Bin explained. His statement suggests that emotional stimulation may play a role in his academic focus.

However, several issues have been revealed. Throughout April, Bin kissed 0 men, a clear decrease compared with previous months. The side effects of this change persisted during the entire month. Although his mid-term results remained satisfactory, his overall emotional and psychological state was noticeably worse than in March.

The main factor may be his ex-boyfriend, Gomode 3.0, who cheated on Bin by starting a new relationship before ending their own. "Gomode 3.0 cheated on Bin, causing him to experience emotional distress and frustration. After that, he lost the initiative to socialize or pursue further romantic interaction," the report stated.

As a result, Bin slipped into a difficult emotional condition for nearly a month.

Nevertheless, a potential turning point is expected in May — Labor Day. During this period, Bin will have a five-day holiday, which may provide increased opportunities for social interaction.

Through a gay-finding program, Bin has already connected with over 20 potential contacts in Shanghai.

On April 26, he announced a “game-changer” strategy, stating that he will organize his social and kissing plans in advance to maximize efficiency during the holiday.

"Kissing men is a way to relieve stress, but it still requires effort," Bin stated. His upcoming Labor Day plan has already been prepared, and observers indicate that this period may significantly influence his future emotional state and behavioral patterns.

The progress of this plan will continue to be monitored.

(BE Side News, April 25)

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