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A Typical Capricorn Male...

By Abhishek GadkariPublished 3 years ago 3 min read
Top Story - March 2021
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We are complicated...

Capricorn men (like me) are widely considered to be the most complicated creatures on the face of this earth. That's something, considering the number of Zodiac signs we have, but it's not necessarily true. There are very definite, clear, and simple characteristics that define any Capricorn guy. Let's go through these one by one and see which ones stick.

1. Awkwardness is Our Power Move

When a Capricorn guy falls for someone, chances are that he's going to be awkward...extremely awkward during the initial interactions. We are (usually) not the charming extroverts that can swoop girls off their feet (like Will Smith in the movie Hitch) or hold her in our strong muscular arms as she falls (Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson?). We are the stuttering, bumbling, at-a-loss-of-words but extremely loyal characters in the movies....wait I can't think of a single movie in which we have been depicted correctly.

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2. Living Style

Capricorn males are extremely driven and functional people. Don't expect unnecessary items in the house of a Capricornian guy. He'll have minimal but useful furniture. The furniture may be of extremely expensive taste, but it will be nominal and whatever is absolutely required on a day to day basis. Everything is there for a reason, and if you try to change anything you may end up seeing the famous capricornian horns. Does this apply to me? For most of my life, I did not have a sofa nor a television because I sat down on the cushions and saw whatever I wanted to on my super expensive Mac laptop (which was worth a couple of sofas, a couple of televisions and multiple chairs COMBINED).

3. We are Super Practical and Analytical Pessimists

Capricorn males are born pessimists. They analyze and evaluate everything before believing something. That is why they are amazing at their work. They expect the worst and are prepared for all contingencies. Wait...who said that pessimism is a bad thing?

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4. Emotions Don't Come Naturally to Us

Being practical and analytical also implies that emotions don't come very easily to us. This is also a major reason why we are blamed for being selfish and aloof. We will analyze every situation from our mind (heart is busy pumping blood), and we may not realize if we are inadvertently making one or multiple social faux pas (that's my entire french vocabulary right there).

Dating a Capricorn....

5. We Express Love Whole Heartedly.....But Differently..!!

Capricorn is an earth sign. This means that a Capricornian will be super loyal, and will love you wholeheartedly. But the way to express his love is a little different. Don't expect flowers and chocolates and romantic poems, but if you are pulling an all-nighter, finishing up some work, he'll be there to support you. Your personal development will be a priority for him, not because he's a control freak, but because he wants to see you grow. Capricorns are phenomenal leaders, and that's what's expressed in his relationships. When a capricornian is impressed he may not scream and shout out words of encouragement, you may just get a smile or a nod. But that would be more valuable than any fake pat on the backs given by others.

Loving a Capricorn

6. Hard Working and Down to Earth

Capricornians are extremely hard working and grounded people. That also means that they are uncomfortable when praised too much but will slog their behinds to get the praise anyway.

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7. Ambitious

Our constellation, the sea-goat, is also known as the mountain goat by some, and like a mountain goat, we have lofty goals and high aims! Great at management duties...but sometimes we take it a bit too far...

Jessica...this one's pretty obvious...

SUMMARY

To sum it all up....Capricornian males are driven, pessimistic, selfish, loyal, caring, awkward and loving people.

Damn it! No wonder people think we are creeps!!!

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About the Creator

Abhishek Gadkari

Author of the 'Just Another Magical Mystery' series.

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