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THE WORLD NEEDS FAR MORE ARSEHOLES!

YOU COULD BE THE VERY ARSEHOLE THE WORLD NEEDS!

By Ross E Fortune LombardiPublished 3 years ago 3 min read
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<Sings> "Throw a Coin to this Arsehole!"

THE WORLD NEEDS FAR MORE ARSEHOLES!

YOU COULD BE THE VERY ARSEHOLE THE WORLD NEEDS!

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When you see these shite trite, “Let it go”, “Free yourself from toxicity” “Heal yourself” Sort of Stoof!

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This is assuming that the point of living is to be happy... rather than to sacrifice everything to do what is right.

(hint, one of these might make a better world for all, while the other one does not!)

I doubt most dedicated nurse's, honest cops (‘if’ they exist), honourable soldiers (‘if’ they exist), or brave firefighters are often happy...

But then again, that is not why they do the job.

Instead, it is a call, from deep inside, to make a difference!

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Anger is good...

Anger fuels world change...

Rage gets shit done...

(AND SHIT DOES SO DESPERATELY NEED DOING OUT THERE!)

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The Nazis and KKK were not defeated by pretty flowers and a few sarcastic memes...

Worker’s rights were not made possible by pretty flowers and a few sarcastic memes...

Slavery was not ended by pretty flowers and a few sarcastic memes...

Human trafficking will not be ended with pretty flowers and a few sarcastic memes...

The world will not be saved with pretty flowers and a few sarcastic memes...

Stress and anxiety may be a choice, but then so is complacency and complicity in the face of all that is wrong.

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Change is growth, for good or bad.

Stagnation and the status quo are just stagnation and an open door to social entropy and death.

If a person is filled with enough toxicity to emotionally poison themselves,

Then they do not need to "Chill the fuck out"

They instead need to hurl a figurative brick at the metaphorical glass window of whatever the hell is pissing them off so badly.

It is not the “Negativity” that will kill them, it is the feeling of powerlessness and impotency that will slowly kill them!

It is Death by emotional constipation!

Do not get depressed, if you can get angry instead

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Instead of just shrugging your shoulders,

Ark your hand through the air while holding something!

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Do not hold your anger inside, express it, scream, shout, hit

It does not matter if it is futile

Scream at the oncoming storm from the cliff top

Look straight into the stinging wind and icy rain

Scream until your throat bleeds

Scream until you drown in your own throat blood

It may be a pointless act, but it will give your life more meaning than just laying down, and dying quietly in a corner, whispering,

“Sorry very if my corpse is an inconvenience to you…”

Do not "Go quietly into that good night” when you can metaphorically “Blow shit up!”

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I AM above The Law!

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But guess what?

You ARE ALSO above The Law!

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We ARE above The Law

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Everyone IS Above the law!

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YOU just need to choose to see that!

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Morality AND Legality are NEVER the same things!

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<Sings> "Throw a Coin to this Arsehole!"

Now go forth

And become the Real unchained YOU!

In ALL its Glory and Horror!

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Q:

"So what will you do if you need the police?"

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A:

"Then I will call the police!"

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This does not make me a hypocrite

It makes me pragmatic

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The police are people

People are tools

I am also people

And I am the biggest "total tool" you will ever meet!

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Release and aim the energy you have!

Release your inner arsehole self!

UNCLENCH!

Make a loud stink!

Speak your shit!

Spray you shit!

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<Sings> "Throw a Coin to this Arsehole!"

Do not be a mere selfish arsehole for only yourself!

BUTT DOO DOO Be a total arsehole for others!

Do not be poo-pooed into submission!

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Do not be the sort of arsehole the world already has!

Do not be the sort of arsehole the world wants!

Be the sort of arsehole the world now needs!

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<Sings> "Throw a Coin to this Arsehole!"
<Sings> "Throw a Coin to this Arsehole!"

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About the Creator

Ross E Fortune Lombardi

Writer. Gamer, Goth

A (Constantly Failing To Be Funny) satirist!

[email protected]

Mutare non est meum

Cantus moriar

BLOG:

http://lombot.co.uk

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