The Mountain Cat Who Sought To Become Queen

There once was a tigress from Aberdeen who moved along the creeks way, when along flew a raven from a place unseen, who planned to steal her day. He landed upon a pole when flying became old, not knowing what more to do. So he hopped just above her, opening his cranky mouth just to inquire of what was new.

So said he unto the tigress; "Oh misses kitty cat, thou certainly looks so sweet, nothing dare stands in ye way. So please do tell me, honey, what brings you out so early today? Would it be a search for companionship? Water? Or the last year's cottontail bunny?

The tigress gazed upward and smiled; "Yes oh yes ye raven, so dark and gloomy, it would be you to perch so near me. I'm just out for a jolly stroll on this early morning of a day. I am open to love, or just pure pleasure, a fresh dove, or the Leprechaun's buried treasure, be that as it may."

The raven smiled as he replied; "Oh misses kitty cat, thou art such a sly one. I say that thou art the most sly standing underneath the morning sun! At least thou art honest as ye walk through our forest, and so thus we shall give ye thou way..., and thus we shall all freely give ye thou way."

So the tigress walked on, singing her morning song, about love, life, and liberty. When all of a sudden, from inside bushes ahead swaying with the morning wind, out stepped a snarling gray wolf indeed. Yes, one who displayed his teeth with nothing to lose, a wolf of all things it had to be.

"Ahoy there ye tigress! What may thou intend be? Shall it be fresh water or a walk in the white sand? Where be thou water, thou provisions, ye accompanying tail, ye male?"

So the tigress displayed her teeth back to the wolf; "I have no provisions. I have to water. I have no order or no chaperoning tail. I am free as the wind, hang you, like a ship on the sea a sail! My food is all around me, as is my male.., yes, my food shall be provided by my own choice of male."

"Oh thou art such a sly one," snarled the wolf. "Thou art consumed by vivid dreams whilst awake? What be the source of thou imagination, thou artistry, thou sweet fantasy, that motivated ye to walk so freely about in the world around ye?"

"So it is I who is compelled by my own desire, my inner gratification, upon my own hour," replied the tigress; and by the sun high above I do swear, that before this day ends I will go whence the sweet feeling sends, and by the time of darkness I shall have my fair share.., and by the fall of the dark I shall certainly have my sweet share, by this sparkle in my sapphire eyes, I brazenly declare!"

The tigress then moves on, singing her sweet song to the trees, the lily flowers, and the bear. In the distance, he hears a roar way too low for her just to ignore. Might be her oasis of plenty in store.., just may be her oasis of sweet luxury for sure!

So she quietly moves toward this roar, that she had come to so adore, just aiming to see what she could see. While silently hoping for food, for superior accommodation, or gold, that she might obtain by exchange of her eye appealing company; indeed for the right price, she was willing to offer so freely!

She eased along until she spied a figure inside the bushes, by his mane she knew that she had much in possibility to gain. Yes, this one was not a loner, but a prince, or a baron's son, yet his possessions would pleasure her just the same... Yes, if she did not jump today, later she would have only herself to blame!

Before her carousing so proudly, she beheld his muscular figure with such divine tone, whilst he lay nude upon a granite stone. His sight caused her to pant, like the rhythm of her favorite song, and the beat to a native chant, oh unto this moment her soul did now invitingly belong! Yea, unto this lust filled moment her poor soul did now belong, and there was no differentiation between ideals of right or wrong! I say, there was no thought of what might be labeled as right or wrong. She was a big cat now, and her sole motivation was her innermost desire, and only unto its complete gratification had her innermost thoughts known.

Her robe slid from upon her, this feline tigress, she would ease through the bushes for a brazen show. This cat from the hills, with the sapphire sparkle in her eye, down his spine she so designed to send chills; and before the fall of evening he would surely pay all of her bills! Yes, before the fall of the sun he would surely pay all of her bills!

She purred as she paused before him, this brave master of extortion, this vixen from deep in the hills. His face turned to meet her. He was so astonished at what he saw, for sure. He saw the possibility of his opportunity to take what she held in store; yea, he saw his luscious possibility to partake in her stores!

"What a fine chance created by this day, " said he," a vixen appears whilst I lay nude in the morning sun; yea, a divine angel abruptly appears as I display myself on a stone here in the warm morning sun! I was only alone, thinking that I could never go wrong, unto the flowers, the sun, the stone, the good Lord above, and myself, I didst belong. So how could I ever go wrong? So do tell me, please, my divine lady, what way goes this sweet sun rise song?"

So the tigress moved closely before him, offering him a detailed inspection of her figure, her body sculpture, and her enrapturing form. His smug smile was the signal, that her swanky behavior was all legal, but she would surely investigate intensely before there would be any action, for in that law there would never be an infraction.

Yes in that law of the jungle there would ne'er be an infraction. He would pay her due before she would allow him to make use of all that she ever held to employ. This sly woman would never be his morning play toy, and by any means to enforce her law she would so employ!

"So what be your name," said she, "what might be the nature of your father's lifetime game? Is the owners of this estate, of the castle and the lake? Does he control timber, fish in the water, or gold? Yea, I shall inform ye, that only for such shall this she cat be sold.., yet shall ye provide me what I want I she be all thine, ever so fearless and righteously bold!

"My family name be Guntharius," replied he to the lioness, " unto this great land and its leadership all these residential legions be sold, unto my family lies great fortunes in gold! Many have walked beside me, seeking their own investment, but none before ye were so bold.., yea, none before ye were ever so bold!"

Unto the magnetism in her figure, her form, her style, his poor soul was already sold like that of a birthday child. He just had to take a bite of her parts, so white, the heat inside him burned too hot for what she's got! Yea, he would give anything that society could make, even allow her to become his wife, just for a single chance to slice this cake with his knife!

So he escorted her into his fortress castle, adorned with green ribbons and purple tassel, to meet the king, the queen and all of their vassals; yea, this cat from among the hills might soon own the land, the residents, and this fortress!

"Ahoy there, dearest mother. I have someone for thou to meet, this splendid kitten from hills who give me such chills; yea, this sweet vixen who for me shall provide great thrills!"

The mother gazed forward, with ne'er a single smile, her sweet son with this nude cat who was so crude.

"Who be your parents. where lieth ye estate, is ye Kingdom so small or is it great? What be your nation, the place of thine education, ye church and the nature of ye diploma upon graduation? " inquired the queen unto this vixen, so clean.

"Oh my dearest queen," said she, " I hold only the earth beneath me, the skies above me, and the great spirit beside me. Into this great earth, I was thus born. I live by my own golden rule but have I no school, yet I possess wealth of nature in those hills from which I was torn. A wealth from nature of inner knowledge and skill born from a life in those hills, no school to dictate unto me any sort of golden rule."

The queen gritted her teeth in seething rage. "And ye wish to take my son? Heaven forbid it, for ye surely art not the one, my kingdom will never be thine for a single day neath this high noon sun! Go back home to hills and pay thine own bills, and son become wise lest ye be undone.., yea, dear son become wise lest ye shall become undone!"

So the lioness held him at bay, until that magnificent day, when he asked her to become his forevermore. The day of the great celebration came and went, then that night fell as if heaven sent, and all forms of carnal lusts each did so take; then all of those secret desires were resolved in that way.