Quarantine Queen

1. You have yet to step out of your house in anything but slides.

Step out of your Louis Boutons and into your slip on's. Comfort is key when it comes to keeping it cool this summer. You know how to rock any shoe with your capsule wardrobe and that doesn't exclude a one step - low key slipper.

2. You might be bestfriends with at least one of your delivery food drivers.

You are supporting small businesses! You are feeding your soul! You are tired of your cooking! It totally makes sense why your new top contacts are Dash, Skip, and Ubah Baby.

3. You have a plant collection worth the title Tiny Jungle.

Finally, you have time to be a plant parent. Not only that, but now you can be a TLC octomom worthy plant parent. Surrounded by green and every colour in between, there is no need to head outside for the perfect pic.

4. You racked up at least 100 hours of Yoga on YouTube classes without having to get off the couch.

Ok, we have all seen Yoga with Adriene...SO what we have only SEEN it! Participation would only ever be prompted if she could hand you a beer through the screen... Maybe wine... Ok just a beverage that has a percentage.

5. Your living room has become your runway and you have yet to disappoint.

A queen’s closet is filled with key pieces...the pieces we buy and never wear but won’t ever throw away. This is their time, the dawn of the unworn and unloved. Strut your stuff over to the fridge for snack #5 of the day and let your Hawaiian shirt/skirt combo with socks shine!

6. Facemasks are essential, but so are face mask treatments...everyday.

Oh there is a specific day people tend to try to treat themselves? Self care Sunday? Only one day? This is unheard of for you and your bathroom cabinet full of miscellaneous skin care you can’t wait to try (but also definitely can wait because your face might hate that product but, its ok because we got time inside). The only face time that matters is the sort that requires Aztec Clay and cucumber.

7. You've got too many sourdough hook ups to have to make your own.

Your friends are crafty and enjoy the trial n’ error of a good baking challenge. You? Prefer the consumption of carbs rather than creation.

8. You have finally beat your college days' drinking tolerance. Remember that? No?

If you feel this, then you also feel hungover and you also won’t remember much of the quarantine as well. Drown your sorrows in that bubbly you never bought and pour one out for all those out there with a drink in hand(s).

9. Your toilet is now a throne of peace and poo serenity, being regular can make you feel royal.

Admit it. You hate going in public and your body has decided to recoil into itself at work for 8 hours, only to uncoil uncomfortably later. A good bathroom is just as important as a good bedroom and now you are living the queen dream.

10. You have an archive of Tik Tok likes worth at least 2 hours of laughs and a 'holy shit its 4am' browsing attitude.

Streaming subscriptions aside, you might have already gone through all the new TV shows, old movies, etc. you could possibly bare going through. Sometimes the quick and ‘funniest home video’ style content is the only thing to get you laughing. Want to see a baby crawl into a cat bed, sporting a kitten that is sleeping while having a fart storm? Tik Tok’s got you and you’ve got Tik Tok.