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Hookup culture the good bad and damn ugly

By Sulayman Kone

By Sulayman KonePublished 11 months ago 6 min read
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count and men are shamed for being

virgins what a time to be alive brother

despite hoca culture being at an

all-time high it is massively lopsided

in favor of two groups number one women

obviously and number two the top 10 met

the dudes that are just above every

other guy and they're just out there

just like oh dude social media and

online dating has taken over by storm

and it is essentially a ruined dating

dude you know this video is called The

Good the Bad and the Ugly I mean [ __ ]

dude it's mostly the Bad and the Ugly

and that's not even just the women on

online dating apps

no seriously though bro it's [ __ ]

hard out here dude you may have heard

that the top 20 of men are getting all

the women but that number is actually

dropping rapidly dude it's actually

falling close to like 10 with 90 of men

fighting for the scraps at the bottom

dude you know like when you go to like

uh McDonald's late at night time and

they're closing soon so they haven't

cleaned up yet and there's some [ __ ]

kid and it's like

eating the french fries

going everywhere it's on the floor the

French friesman stepped on a couple

ponds and it's all dirty and [ __ ] dude

that's just like the girls that you've

been [ __ ] lately bro they're cold

fries on the McDonald's floor you want

them fresh cloth fries where you just

bite into it it's like you're like oh

oh you know those bad fries those badly

fries do let's be honest bro it's not

really happening for you right now

because you're not immediating girls

you're on YouTube unless you're Chad

all the boys that are Chad's watch my

channel right denmo isn't for

cockroaches okay you start a cockroach

then you become a Chad my name's

Danville and that's my mission okay I

know it's hard for dating do you want to

tissue here you go bro here's the shut

up dude nobody gives a [ __ ] that it's

hard okay this isn't gonna be one of

those videos like oh my God it's so hard

for mad it's so easy for women not dude

no we're not [ __ ] doing it I am gonna

help you change by the end of this video

You're gonna be like you know what demo

I'm joining your [ __ ] cult I'm

joining your way of life I'm joining

your movement our movement because

regardless of how bad it is out there

we're getting [ __ ] results boys okay

come on

yeah dude now new studies show that 63

of matter lonely and single about it who

gives a [ __ ] dude heard that one before

basically you know there's lots of

reasons for this right but let's be

honest dude the real reason is that you

don't have the ball is to approach women

in real life and we're going to talk

about that a little bit more later and

bro if this triggers you you're already

lost dude if you're in here like holy

God I'm bald I'm only five foot eight

like dude just just call it the video

okay just get the [ __ ] out of here bro

it's not just you we're all hurting out

here bro it's obviously a lot harder to

get [ __ ] so you know I'm gonna guide

you through this but let me say this too

I've been in the dating game for Years

bro I've approached thousands of women

and men I hate seeing like ever Pro

styles with the girls because of dude I

did it to make funny content for YouTube

it wasn't just girls so I'd pranked guys

I approached strangers right but a lot

of it was women and I learned so much

and I've done so many interviews where I

talk to women on the streets about

dating hookup culture and today bro I'm

giving you a master class this is the

last video on this you're ever going to

need to watch you might actually want to

have a [ __ ] shower after we're

finished talking bro because it's going

to get pretty [ __ ] disgusting just

like the things you do in Nikon when

nobody else is around I know what you do

with the blue at the autoclaw just next

time you fap just know bro I'm watching

too let's start with something positive

bro okay the good what is the good of

hookup culture well it's probably not

good for you but for women at the top 10

percent of men it's [ __ ] great dude

imagine waking up check your phone a

couple texts from Attractive people of

the opposite sex saying hey like let's

hang out you hang out with the build a

little bit of tension look whoa what do

you like and then you look at each other

and the next thing you know you're just

[ __ ] oh oh it's amazing bro it's so

good let's be honest dude sex feels

really good can you agree with me bro

it's like touching yourself but it's

warm and wet bro it's a lot different

when you finally get it and you get I

wouldn't say a lot of it but enough of

it it increases your self-esteem it

comes this is your confidence especially

if you're a man dude for women it's

different They Don't Really Care getting

sex is like taking a doubt for them it's

like oh I can do this whenever I want so

women getting sex is like pour a glass

of water the grass clean you really

record that glass of water yeah

for men having sex is like climbing up a

[ __ ] Mountain fighting offline but

you know like that scene in Revenue

where the guy fights the bear find a

suitable place to have a camp set up

build a shelter stir in a fire boil the

water out of that [ __ ] river water

and then pour it into glass and drink it

that's what it's like for men to get sex

it's not even the same [ __ ] sport bro

it's night and day the point I'm making

is that sex is a very impressive

accomplishment for men because it's

super competitive it's very hard and men

have to do stuff to get set so if you

hook up a lot it says a lot about you

sure you know some people are like oh

you shouldn't beg multiple girls all

right dude whatever

um the skills that you learned banging

girls translate everywhere else in your

life man they make you more funny more

likable more charismatic how do you

think I got this good at talking to the

camera bro from talking to other people

talking to guys talking to women and

when you get to the status bro it's

awesome you don't have to like Flex on

Instagram you don't have to show boats

or cars like that's again that's what

all the guys that are flexing do but in

reality if you're very social you make a

lot of money you don't really want to

let people know that you're doing good

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