Cheating Manual

If you have ever been caught cheating on your loved one while in a relationship its because these simple rules were not followed. Cheating is an unfortunate part of most relationships and it happens more than we may want to admit.

Cheating is morally wrong. It is a conscious decision we make as humans when two of the seven deadly sins takes over our moral compass.

Greed and Lust

We as humans desire what we are not supposed to have.

The ego takes over and we ask ourselves, Why Not?

Here are some rules to abide by if you want to be a successful cheater

Rule #1

Honesty is always the best policy

A side chick/dude feelings are not your concern. Withholding information to ease their heart will only prove detrimental to your relationship.

Immediately be very forthcoming of your relationship status. Never... under any circumstances lie or deny anything. Allow them to make their own decision of dealing with you and whatever situation that you may be currently entangled in.

The goal is voluntary compliance

Rule#2

Never cheat in a group setting

Someone who may not know your relationship can inadvertently tell what is supposed to be a secret because they may or may not know that its even a secret to begin with.

Also we know the secret "hater". A person who encourages the bad behavior but will secretly be hoping for your relationship to fail.

When cheating nobody should know what or even who you are doing except for a trusted and reliable friend. This person that will take a bullet for you, this person will alibi you.

Rule#3

Never under any circumstance treat the side chick/dude like your main chick/dude.

This rule is never interchangeable under any circumstance. There should always be a difference in treatment. A side piece should always know his/her place. This is a permanent position.

Mash potatoes can never compare to a steak. In the famous words of the philosopher Jay-Z.......The problem is you dudes treat the one that you loving with the same respect that you treat the one that you humping"

Rule#4

Limit outside activities unless it is a 10- 20mile radius of anything familiar. it is a very small world and trust me the streets are watching.

In my opinion stay indoors as much as possible. But we are often hungry so if going outside in imperative try to go to a place unfamiliar to the both of you.

Rule#5

Do not engage in relationship activities with your side chick/dude. Often times we do relationship activities with a temporary person and it will give them false hope that you actually care about them. Those lines should never become blurred because that is where all the trouble start.

Rule#6

Make sure you always respond to any text. phone call, or email from your significant other. Never go missing under any circumstances. If you are with your side piece, excuse yourself and have that conversation. If you are with a woman their mind must never be left to wonder. It gives her room to create suspicion and start looking for answers to her questions that she will eventually find. For those who date men.....they aren't that intuitive so you probably wont have to worry about this rule.

Rule#7

Social Media is not your friend. Stop using social media as a dating app. The people that you may want to entertain should not be on any of your personal instagram facebook or even Tik tok pages. You should not be easily accessible to anyone that is not immediate family or friends. Anyone else should not be your friend on any social media network. PERIOD!!!!!!!

Rule#8

DO NOT VENT TO YOUR SIDE CHICK/MAN

They are not your relationship counselors. If at any time questions are asked about your significant other it should be nothing but praises. Venting leads to giving false hope to the side piece that he/she is better for you which will definitely cause problems. If the side piece decides to snitch on the relationship and your significant other discovers your infidelities you never want anything that was said during pillow talk to be used against you later.

Rule#9

Please by all means use protection. This should have been the first rule but there is no possible way to explain a disease or a side baby.

Rule#10

If the side chick/dude feelings start to change ABORT MISSION

I don't care how good the sex is things will always take a turn for the worse.

Sincerely,

TJ