A Colour Poem, Cantus Moriar, Style!
For those with slightly less, needlessly complex, minds
A Colour Poem, Cantus Moriar, Style!
For those with slightly less, needlessly complex, minds
A poem By
Ross Edward Fortune Lombardi
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A rainbow poem
Full of fluff and fun
Red, Orange, Yellow, Green, Blue, Indigo and Violet.
Following the simple rules
As taught by my mum
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A rainbow poem
Full of fluff and fun
Red, Orange, Yellow, Green, Blue, Indigo and Violet.
Let us go through its spectrum order,
One by cheery one!
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Feeling red with an embarrassed blush
Now, now, Hush!
To me resorting to such simple mush
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A rainbow poem
Full of simple sickly sweet
Red, Orange, Yellow, Green, Blue, Indigo and Violet.
To follow a simple formula for money.
To buy an expensive treat.
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Challenging Orange for me to tackle
Simple changing this lines last word
Made that easy to handle
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A rainbow poem
Knocked off with no real passion and feeling
Red, Orange, Yellow, Green, Blue, Indigo and Violet.
If I win this challenge with such crap
My laughter will have me reeling!
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Now to mention that sunny Yellow
To placate some simple reader fellow
Nothing challenging here, just chill, and mellow
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A rainbow poem
Full of fun and fluff
Red, Orange, Yellow, Green, Blue, Indigo and Violet.
Have you read such rubbish patronising guff?
Have you, yet had enough?
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I am feeling oh so Blue
About you too.
That such a simple poem is the thing to do.
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A rainbow poem
Colours and rhymes just slapped down as structural seeder
Red, Orange, Yellow, Green, Blue, Indigo and Violet.
Because to win, appealing to this base audience is what I need-er
I have no respect for vocal or you dear reader
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Now for Indigo, also known as a type of purple hue
To steal two thousand dollars of vocal cash
This is what I will try and do
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Oh, dear, I am still four hundred words short
Extending this bilge might give some sport
You know that in some counties still!
Being gay sends you to court?
I now have to shove yet more crap in,
To stop the six-hundred-word count,
From falling too short!
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Blah! Blah! Filler, Homophobia is bad
Yeh! Yeh! Filler, For silly bigots it makes them mad!
To have some crap poem express this truth might make you glad
Although needing a crap poem to state the obvious makes you kind of sad!
By the way,
“How is your absolutely fabulous Dad?”
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Sidebar
Change of subject
I hate the whole human race
I hate their mass common simple taste.
I hate needing to appeal to the Reality Show, Sports Fan, Pleb crowd to get a winning place.
However, I also hate the well-educated pseudo needy
I hate the already stinking rich
Money grabbing greedy
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Against all Homophobia and bigotry,
That is where I obviously stand.
So, enough of this text padding word filler garbage
Back to this subject at hand.
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Why hell is a rainbow even considered gay?
Or liking musicals and antiques meant to mean you feel that way?
Why cooking and chick flicks with romantic woo?
Yet I am a straight vagina loving man who loves all that stuff too!
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I have known huge rough military mussel types
The sort that kills for their flag
Enjoy manly things like killing and meat and showing might
But they also had a penis preferring like.
Such outdated stereotypes of our sexuality
Are a total terrible pile of tripe!
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How does liking certain shit make you gay?
Gayness (or not), Is all simply random genetic luck
Sexuality is not a kind of favourite music, fashion, or culture
It is just a harmless preference with which you are stuck.
It is not what you like to buy or your hobbies
It is who you like to fuck.
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Do not be anyone else but yourself, good or bad
Enjoy what the hell you like if it makes you glad.
Do not be a type of any woman or man
Just be human!
You, just be just you!
As hard as you can!
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A rainbow poem
Full of fluff and fun
Red, Orange, Yellow, Green, Blue, Indigo and Violet.
Following the boring dull rules
As preferred by some
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A rainbow poem
Full of fluff and fun
Red, Orange, Yellow, Green, Blue, Indigo and Violet.
I have gone through the rainbow spectrum order,
Cheery One by one!
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Red, Orange, Yellow, Green, Blue, Indigo and Violet.
All listed off as so much mere writer hash.
I stopped giving a shit
Now!
Just give me that fucking cash!
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About the Creator
Ross E Fortune Lombardi
Writer. Gamer, Goth
A (Constantly Failing To Be Funny) satirist!
Mutare non est meum
Cantus moriar
BLOG:
http://lombot.co.uk
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