90 day fiance : Why big ed will never find love again

Greetings, and welcome to 90 Day The Single Life season 2's awful, cringe-inducing, part 1 of Big Ed's journey with her latest victim Kaory.

Big Ed was attempting to get Kaory's attention the last time we saw him, when he brought his mother to the park to see her for the very first time. As a gentleman, Big Ed accompanied her to the botanical gardens for some alone time and intended to kiss her good-bye before he left.😄 .

And , After a lengthy and uncomfortable farewell embrace, Kaory stepped back several feet, out of lunging range for Big Ed's terrifying oncoming lips, as seems to be the case with this peculiar tiny guy. Even though there are no visible signs that Kaory considers Big Ed as more than just a buddy, she continues to be curious about him. Big Pred is in excellent hands.

So today they're off hiking for their third date together. And right a way when they get out of the car you can hair Kaory say - " listen, listen ", and Big Ed reply 🤣 - " es couchi, es couchi . Is that a Bat 🦇 " . For goodness sakes Big Ed 🤣 that's the car you divvy . A part of me really hopes there was a bat 🦇 flying past and he wasn't talking about the noise because if Big Ed hasn't Even got intelligence he really has got nothing going for him, has he ? .

Big Ed - " I'm going to let her take the lead and see what happens "

Kaory - " This is like a meditation " .

Big Ed - " Meditation , Yeah , Yeah ".

Kaory - " Do you like it ? ".

Big Ed - " Yeah Yeah ", Big Ed falling on the ground 🤣.

Kaory - " Diose Mio " .

Big Ed - " I'm fine , I'm dine ", 🤣.

Kaory - " Gym Boy, I know you are the gym boy" .

You know , of all the names that people give Big Ed , one thing I never thought people would call him was " gym boy " . He has lost a decent amount of weight in the last years or so and there's definitely no shame in having a few extra pounds on at age 56 , 🤣 but going hiking was a terrible idea, Big Ed has two arch nemesis turtleneck , sweaters and gravity, and this entire date is just putting him in a big sweaty battle with at least one of them.

Thankfully against all the odds they did manage to make it to the top but even up there Big Ed couldn't catch a break. But poor innocent little naïve Kaory, calling Big " Innocent Soul " , she clearly has no idea about Big Ed's past , does She ? . 😄

I hope there're some South Americans people who read some of my articles, because we need to warn them about the menace up north and make sure these situations never happen again. She's actually almost too positive for her own good because it's making her see sincerity in Big Ed, where it really just , isn't there .

Poor kaory now she invite this dude to see her family and her son 🥴. " I think that's a very positive sign", yeah ! a positive sign ! . She's colorblind, she seems to be completely oblivious to all his red flags , this must be a producer stet up, because why could you possibly want to introduce Big Ed to your family. I know they're probably just making the most of Big Ed being in Mexico given he's just visiting. But to meet the family on the third date , she's moving a Big pred speed .😁

You might be laughing 😂 out loud on this hilarious crazy Big Ed Adventure , please stay with me there's more.

So Big Ed get into the family reunion , and he talking like he's seen carlo (Koari son) before , it's the kin of things your uncle that you only see once a year says to you at Christmas when you're growing up, maybe he doesn't want Carlo to grow up any bigger in case he beats him up when he inevitably ruin Kaory's life. The boundaries in general are just all over the place though, aren't they ? 😂 Like he called him brother and the hugged him and I think you could tell Carlo wasn't quite comfortable hugging him back because of the hover hands.

Is it just me or kaory's stepdad was a little bit over enthusiastic about Big Ed , I wonder if he knows that Big Ed is rich and he's just hoping that Kaory is going to fleece him for all he's got, apparently mezcal is more expensive and richer tasting drink than tequila, so maybe this was just the confirmation he needed that Big Ed is cashed , I also wonder what Kaory thinks , watching her stepdad , being all bloody and high-fiving Big Pred . I mean it's kind of an obvious reminder that the two of them are a similar age and Big Ed, and big Ed is old enough to be her dad 🥴.

"He look like a clown 🤡 " Carlo said 😂. To be fair if someone sat at the dinner table that was dating your mom and one of the first things they said was that they used to put mayonnaise in 😂their hair , you'd definitely think they were a clown too, wouldn't you ? . It's just such a weird thing to announce to a table full of strangers . Don't get me wrong I appreciate a bit of self-deprecating humor with Big Ed, like joking about his height and his hair, but you've got to ease into the weird confessions a little bit.

So Big Ed bought gift for Carlo witch is amazing . But is it just me or is this kind of weird like it's not even Carlo's birthday, it would be slightly less odd if it was but it kind of sounds like it was a few days ago or maybe a couple of months ago , giving him one belated gift might have been a nice touch but splashing the cash and kitting him out in front of everyone is just a little bit strange. And Kaory clocked it too giving Carlo three gifts was already doing too much, but at least they were all baseball related, he's just adding on two more completely unrelated ones for literally no reason judging by the way Kaory looked at him he didn't even ask for permission beforehand either he just decided himself that spoiling her kid was a fine thing to do .

Its sad because it's almost like he was trying to prove that he was listening when she said that it was his birthday and that he liked whatever those gifts were, but he's just trying way too hard, and as usual his distinct lack of social awareness just means that he gets it really wrong .

You remember when in part four when he me up with Kaory for the first time he was saying how she wasn't a materialistic person and how she'd appreciate a thoughtful gift even more than an expensive one, and it's kind of like he completely forgot about that . Again the fact that his actions don't reflect his words whenever he's in a situation where he can do something contrary to them to benefit himself, just shows how shallow his deep personality actually is. The cap 🧢 kind of had sentimental value because it's the team he supports , if he'd just given him that it would have gone down a whole lot better.

Big Ed : - "I'm getting along really well with Kaory's Dad and with Carlo, I just hope that he senses that I'm sincere and my feelings for his mom are true but at the same time , I need to see where I stand with Kaory. Is She on the same emotional and physical level as I'm. So I'm not really sure where I stand with here "

And 🤣 of course is just hoping that him splashing the cash to impress her family will get him laid at the end of the night. Who would have thought that such a rotund and dense figure could be so transparent.

Also Kind of weird how there's no mention of him getting well with her sister or even him bringing her a gift , I mean it's not quite as bad as him for getting his daughter in the last episode , when he was saying who he thought of when his life flashed before his eyes , but still .

You know up until now Kaory hasn't really shown a lot of romantic interest in Big Ed , but this is the first time we've got a sense of actual disapproval from her and it's the first time she said something outright negative about Big Ed , so I thin this could take a turn for the worse sooner rather than later.

Unfortunately thought , that is all I have time to write for today so if you're enjoying this one please consider subscribing to my Vocal.Media Channel and I will see you 🤣 in the next Big Pred Adventure.

Love you Goodbye .