VIRGO

Virgo is the sixth sign of the zodiac and is the largest constellation. Like an alluring virgin, Virgo can be seen mainly in the northern hemisphere during March and April by locating Spica, its brightest star and following the curve of the big dipper. One of the Greek myths specifies that Virgo is Erigone, the daughter of Icarius. After knocking back bottles of wine with Dionysus (god of the grape harvest) until he was totally inebriated, could hardly stand up, his shepherds killed him. Erigone was so overcome with grief because of her father’s death, she hanged herself. Since Icarius was one of Dionysus’ favourite drinking buddies, he placed the father and daughter amongst the stars.

Since Virgos are constantly on the move because of their need to improve themselves, don’t be surprised when you wear out a pair of shoes in record time. It’s hard to believe, but Virgos can be so nervous, they can actually exhaust themselves, even while sitting still. When most people figure it’s time to take a break, put their feet up, maybe have a nap, or knock back a drink or two, you are just getting started. And if someone wants a job done, and done well, they should hire a Virgo because they are perfectionists and always pay attention to the smallest details.

Because Virgos are an Earth sign, you are often saddened by world conditions and sometimes find yourself in tears. Especially now, when climate change is escalating at a rapid rate, devastating fires, massive droughts and floods occurring on a global scale. You are forever seeking the goodness in humankind but inevitably, you are always disappointed because they never do anything until the big and ugly is knocking on their doors.

Somewhat shy and reserved, you tend not to mix very well, especially with strangers. At a party, it’s not unusual to find yourself sitting in the corner of the room by yourself wondering when it will end so you can go home. That doesn’t mean you’re unapproachable and won’t kick up your heels but who needs a dancing partner anyway, because after a few drinks, a lampshade on your head and a tabletop will do nicely.

Although Virgos have a great capability for love, being married with children and having friends just isn’t enough. Even though they prefer a stable relationship, they are sometimes open to casual lovers as long as their partners are mindful of their rules because they need to protect their soft hearts. All said and done, when it comes to sex, their self-imposed boundaries occasionally crumble. Let’s face it, you shine best in a warm and loving relationship.

Because of your high intelligence, you tend to complicate things because for every answer there is always another question. You are also a squeaky-clean-freak—everything must be in its place. And there is no such thing as a quick shower, a long hot bath to cleanse your body is often necessary.

Money is of prime importance to you. Keeping a well-balanced budget and bankbook makes you ecstatic and putting money aside for an unexpected emergency is a must. Because you are so practical, making sure a waitress gets the correct percentage of the bill for a tip, your friends sometimes think you are cheap. Since serving humankind is at the top of your list, you should consider becoming a doctor or nurse, even a psychiatrist. The pay is substantial, and it will keep your brain well-stimulated.

If you are unmarried or married, hopefully you’ve chosen well. Taurus, Cancer and Capricorn are acceptable mates. However, for almost complete compatibility, another Virgo may be the answer. Forget self-centered Leo and Aquarius, at times, friendship can be doubtful.

Oh, we all start out as virgins, but being a Virgo (the disappointed virgin) doesn’t mean you have to remain one.