Lab Dad Creation

Hello,

I am hoping my story will bring a smile to your face! This is fictional story I came up with one night before I went to bed. The whole purpose of this story is to make you laugh at the obnoxious stuff I have came up with inside my imagination.

-STORY-

One morning my Dad aka Lab Dad woke up and had the perfect idea! He wanted to create his very own alien daughter. How was he going to do this? Well, I tell ya- he got off his butt and did that very thing.

Secondly, my Dad skipped through his kitchen and went straight out to his lab in the garage. Next, he couldn't contain his excitement in wanting to create this baby alien. But wondered how? So, he found those magical potions in his cabinet called sugar, spice and everything nice. Does it sound like the Powerpuff Girls? You bet you bottom dollar it is! However, he didn't accidentally add chemical x, instead he mixed chemical e.

Next, my Dad had this crazy circular safe UFO oven that he used for his creations. Silly huh? Well it did what exactly what he wanted! He mixed sugar, spice, and everything nice in a mixing bowl along with chemical e. What on earth is chemical e? It is the chemical for rebellion of course! Without her rebellious nature, how would she ever have the courage to take risks?

As for my Dad he was stirring up all the ingredients inside the bowl. He wondered about how long it would take for the process of his future alien daughter would take. What was the gestation period for the future alien? Is it around 40 weeks like a normal being? Or was it going to be longer? He wasn't sure but he stayed positive. However, he knew it wasn't going to be a traumatic experience like from a crazy Sci-Fi movie that involved different types of xenomorph's. Xenomorph's have parasites that live in human hosts. Watch that crazy Alien movie!

Furthermore, he carefully opened up the circular safe UFO oven and placed his chemicals inside the stainless steel container with his gloves. The Lab Dad closed the oven door tightly and made sure everything was placed in there perfectly. Next, he pressed the bright red dome button on the UFO oven. The button went off and read out loud how long the gestation period would be. The button said out loud 60 days and it started it's countdown on the screen to follow.

The Dad let out a sigh and figured it was time to get busy doing things around the house. So, for a month he decided to get a room ready for the aliens arrival. He painted the room with various colors such as light blue, pink and yellow. The Dad wanted cheerful colors for his little alien. He created a bed, a solar system and other things he thought the alien may like. He also found a frisbee. In the end, we all know aliens join frisbee tournaments with their Lab Dad's.

The following day, he checked up on his alien and started to see some progress. Within a month there was a gooey bubble forming around his baby alien. He smiled and looked up at the timer. The timer had 30 more days left on the count down. Then, he scratched his head and wondered what he would do next.

From time to time, the Lab Dad sewed some outfits for his lab creation (the alien). He created shirts, shorts, pants and blankets. The Dad was hard at work with all of her clothes. Next, he took a break and busted out his banjo. Lab Dad's play the banjo? This crazy one does!

From this point in time, the Lab Dad was getting impatient. He couldn't stand it any longer! He wanted to speed up the process of his upcoming alien daughter coming into the world. Overall he wasn't sure what else to do other than read up on alien daughters. So, that's what he did. He read a few books and than fell into a deep sleep. Ironically the Dad slept for a whole month in his rocking chair. How in the heck did he sleep a whole month away? Beats me.

Finally, the timer went off and my Dad sprang through the air from his rocking chair. He flew about six feet through the air. Isn't that ridiculous? The timer not only startled him but made him feel electrified. As usual he couldn't contain his energy anymore, the crazed Lab Dad dashed through the kitchen to the lab in the garage. Surprisingly he didn't trip over anything. Golly that's great Lab Dad! As a reader we know you're safe and sound.

At last, the Lab Dad opened the circular UFO oven door and saw his brighter than a star alien baby wrapped in a gooey bubble. It was so electrifying and bright, he had to place sunglasses on. Otherwise, he would have been blinded by his alien daughter wrapped in the gooey bubble. Not so fast, said the bright red dome button. Next, the bright red dome button instructed the Dad to carefully place the alien baby into an alien incubator for a few days to cool off.

Nonetheless, the Lab Dad did as he was told even though he mumbled some words that are not suitable for the readers. Then, he reached in his pockets and put on his gloves. He carefully reached for the baby wrapped in a gooey bubble. Thankfully he did not burst the bubble and successfully placed the alien inside the alien incubator.

Moreover, the alien baby was content and sleeping peacefully. The Lab Dad placed his rocking chair near the alien daughter and once again fell asleep in the rocking chair. Did he seriously fall asleep for the next few days? Yeah...he did.

The bright red dome button howled at the Lab Dad. Startled by the howl, the Lab Dad flew another six feet in the air and yelled some incoherent words through the air. Surprisingly, he did a summer-salt through the air and somehow managed to land on his feet. How on earth did that happen? Ask him, I wasn't there but somehow it must have really happened.

At last, the gooey bubble disappeared and the alien baby was born with a larger than life halo that was brighter than a star. So, once again the Lab Dad had to place his sunglasses on due to how bright the halo was. His gloves were still on from the past few days and finally had the chance to hold his alien daughter. The Lab Dad grinned and couldn't wait for his alien daughter to get older to enter frisbee tournaments. Lastly, he picked her up from the incubator and held her gently. He then spoke to her and told her how happy he was for her to come into this world, she cooed.

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