I AM A TREASONOUS CARNIVORE!

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I AM A TREASONOUS CARNIVORE!

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Personally, I am pro-meat

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(This is not one of my satire bits, I really am a carnivore!)

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One of my favourite jokes is,

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“I am an animal lover,"

"that is why I eat so many of them!”

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My vegetarian Wife, as you can imagine, is unimpressed!

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(The poor woman has put up with my crap jokes for years,)

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But Logically,

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When you realise how land-intensive meat production is,

(compared to plant-based production).

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And that the Very Conservative estimate of exponential human population growth 1.2 every 20 years.

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The Vegans of the world MUST “Win!”

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This is without taking water resource used into consideration!

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(PS: Note I said exponential growth, If you think 1.2 is merely a small number then get a math teacher to explain the concept of ‘exponential growth’ to you!)

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The only other option is, some future,

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‘Marvel Thanos Infinity War’ Type Tyrant in our future culling our population manually!

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“When Good people Get Desperate then Bad Things Happen,”

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Why 1.2 Exponential human population growth.

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(Super conservative estimate! It is actually much higher than this!)

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This is not just bad!

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THIS!

Is VERY bad!

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1.2 sounds like nothing.

1.2 sound pretty insignificant.

Most people would love to only have to pay 1.2 taxes!

Most people would have a riot if they only got a 1.2 pay raise!

But 1.2 as expediential growth it is actually a huge number!

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So,

What is Exponential growth?

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A Chinese Emperor once wanted and artists to produce a marvellous piece of work for him.

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The artist produced an 8x8 chequered board and said,

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I will be most honoured,

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All I ask for in payment is a single grain of rice on the first square.

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And for each day I work you double the number of grains each day until all the squares are used up.

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The second day they Artist would receive 2 grains of rice,

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On the third day, he got 4 grains of rice.

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On the fourth day, he got 8 grains of rice.

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An 8x8 Chequered bord contains,

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64 squares.

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By the 64th square, you get to an amount of rice that is far more than that has ever existed in the entire biological history of the earth!

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And that artist became the richest man in ancient China,

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(Other versions of the story have the Emperor simply assassinate the Artist for being a smart arse!)

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1.2 every 20 years is similar.

VERY SIMILAR!

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Count every 20 years as a single square on a chequered board.

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But instead of 60 squares, you have an unlimited number extending into the future of the entire human race.

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You are NOT simply adding 1.2 every 20 years!

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You are multiplying by 1.2 every 20 years!

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Even at the supper unrealistically low number of 1.2, you are looking at the human population doubling in only 60 years!

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Why 1.2??

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Based on the cliche of a household having 2.4 children.

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That means individual adult if producing 1.2 children.

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Most people have a second child around their early 20’s (ish).

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Ahh, but people are dying all the time.

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That only changes the math significantly if they died without ever having children.

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Plus 1.2 is super unrealistically conservatively optimistic.

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If you want to have nightmares then look the actual world population growth up yourself!!

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...and now a very silly (RUDE & UNFUNNY) joke!!

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Women DO NOT represent their husbands

Men DO NOT represent their wives...

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Two people in a couple CAN have totally different views.

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It is NOT the 1950's anymore!

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You can now be in a couple but still, be individuals.

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You are NOT ambassadors for each other anymore!

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For instance, my wife is a Vegetarian...

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And Me?

The meat-eater?

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Well,

I happen to like Eating...

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...I happen to like Eating Out...

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...I happen to like Eating Out the pussies of Married Vegetarians..!

...That is...

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