Weirdest New Porn Genres

The internet is for porn. Everyone says so. Even musicals featuring singing puppets have said so. That being said, the birth of the internet has made a lot of new genres of porn that wouldn't have ever really seen the light of day if we were still stuck in an un-wired world.

That being said, there are some seriously weird genres of porn floating around the net. Here are some of the weirdest new porn genres to become popular in the past 20-ish years — or to even be invented. Who knows, maybe you'll discover kinks you didn't know you had?

Note: Yes, some of these are old, but are becoming more common. Also, we're not including anything that could be illegal on this list, because of ethical and legal reasons.

Cuckqueaning

We're going to start off as vanilla as possible with this list of the weirdest new porn genres, OK? So, our first porn genre to be discussed is Cuckqueaning. This is actually a pretty old fetish that is all about cuckolding... except the woman is being cuckolded instead of the man.

Right now, cuckqueaning is gaining a lot of traction in the porn community. Admittedly, it's a pretty hot genre of porn — especially when compared to many of the others in here.

Tentacle Porn (Live Action)

Tentacle porn has always been one of the weirdest genres of porn out there in the world of anime. And, it's popular, because of course it is (thank you, Japan). But, these days, more companies are beginning to produce live action tentacle porn.

Far be it for me to say so, but live action tentacle porn is definitely one of the weirdest new porn genres to make it (sorta-not-really) big — primarily because it's really not sexy.

Much of it is awkwardly taped, and complete with girls who occasionally look like they're about to burst into laughter due to tentacle monster costumes. So... yep. There's a reason live-action tentacle porn never caught on.

Giantess Porn

For people who don't see the interest in having someone a lot larger (or smaller) than you as a sex partner, giantess porn is definitely one of the weirdest new porn genres gaining traction. What most people might not realize is how much traction giantess porn is getting.

Believe it or not, giantess porn and "macro" porn is one of the fastest-growing porn genres on PornHub right now. It boasted a very impressive 1,000 percent growth from 2014 to 2015 alone. So, who would have guessed?

Object Porn

Remember that one episode of My Strange Addiction where the guy is just a little bit too into cars? This is basically what this kind of porn caters to. It's people who have sex with inanimate objects — and we're not talking about dildos, here, either.

This is definitely one of the weirdest new genres of porn to make it big, and there's actually a pretty surprisingly large following of people who are into this. So, if that's your thing, you're definitely not alone in watching this kind of porn.

Furry Porn

Furry porn isn't exactly one of the weirdest new genres of porn, but it's definitely not the norm by any means. This genre focuses on anthropomorphic creatures that have sex. So, cat-people, dog-people, and bird-people all would get seen getting it on.

The live action version of furry porn is even stranger, since it's basically people dressed up as sports mascots having sex, or people having sex with animal-like strapons. Either way, it gets really weird, really quick.

Clopping

This is what happens when Rule 34 turns innocent cartoons into an internet porn phenomenon. Clopping is furry porn that's based on My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic. Yes, it will ruin your innocence and it's one of the weirdest new porn genres out there.

Because a lot of MLP fans are 20-year-old men, this genre of porn also inspired a couple of lines of sex toys based on My Little Pony, too. So, it's safe to say that it is a popular-ish genre of really bizarre porn.

Kaiju Porn

Kaiju porn is basically like furry porn — but in a niche manner. Kaijus are basically Japanese horror monsters like Godzilla, Mothra, and whatever poor saps in costumes they could round up for the Power Rangers to fight.

Kaiju porn, as the name suggests, are videos of the costumed creatures mentioned above getting it on — most often with Japanese school girls. Somehow, we're not surprised that Japan started this.

This is one of the weirdest new porn genres out there, and while it might not be hot in most cases, we imagine it's absolutely hilarious to watch while drunk and/or high.

Menstruation Porn

While this might not be the weirdest new porn genre out there, it's definitely one of the most shocking for many of us. As the name suggests, there's a lot of "parting the red sea" going on, and depending on how extreme it gets, there may even be porn stars earning their red wings.

Needless to say, this isn't exactly a porn genre that will probably make a lot of people lose their appetite.

Cake Sitting

Without a doubt, one of the weirdest new genres of porn is cake sitting. As in, women are caught on tape, sitting on cake. Cake. We really don't understand how this is arousing, or what else to say. However, some people really like cake sitting.

Just, you know, if you get into this, make sure there's not a woman waiting to jump out of the cake you're about to sit on. She might not appreciate that.

Quicksand Porn

Quicksand porn is just as terrifying as the name suggests, and it's definitely one of the weirdest new porn genres out there. The entire porn genre is based on having a fetish that involves people who are trapped in quicksand.

You can actually die while making quicksand, which is why it's such a terrifying video genre to make. However, it's legal and all individuals are consenting, so... it's OK, maybe? It's hard to tell. It's scary.

Clown Porn

Clown porn is apparently an old porn idea that's gotten more traction ever since the internet porn industry kicked off. Depending on how creepy it gets, it can range from just a guy with clown paint to weird stuff involving rubber chickens.

Just pointing this out, John Wayne Gacy was a clown. Just saying. This is both one of the scariest and weirdest new porn genres out there — especially for those who have coulrophobia.

Car Cranking

You'd be shocked to know this, but there are a lot of people out there who are really turned on by watching women pump the pedals of their car. It's actually called a "pedal pumping" fetish, or "car cranking."

This might be one of the weirdest new porn genres that doesn't involve any clothes taken off whatsoever. So, thank you car cranking for showing us that safe-for-work porn actually can exist... even if it's not hot to anyone except for a select handful of fetishists.