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The Top 10 Horrible Crossbreeding Experiments

the worst cross-breeding experiments

By Durga PrasadPublished 12 months ago 10 min read
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Once again, welcome to the most incredible top 10. Here are the worst cross-breeding experiments ever performed, with some ominous outcomes.

Number ten.

Chimpanzee, also called Humanis It's funny to say, "Look at these facts, humans: we are very close to chimpanzees DNA-wise; about 98 of our DNA is shared with their hairy." In the 1920s, we came closer to humans than ever before. Z wasn't just a fancy Soviet biologist. Ilya Avanov inseminated human female chimpanzees with DNA, but it didn't work or became questionable when a chimp named Oliver came on the scene in the 1970s. Yes, he walked like a human, but we never called him the missing link before. appearance and behavior. He was once a show animal; he was an exhibition chimpanzee, not a hybrid, but many considered those experiments immoral at the time. Yes, I agree too. I remember seeing chimps in family movies. I'm pretty sure I remember those movies growing up where chimps were like snowboarding or hockey, the ultimate primate, where chimps did barrel rolls and hockey stops. I think we are already at a terrible point on the planet of the apes. If any of these experiments work, that's all I'll say.

Number nine.

human cow eggs Okay, we got a few laughs when we talked about chimpanzees. It's time to get to the really scary science. In 2008, there was a human-animal hybrid study; apparently, the whole idea was to find a cure for Parkinson's disease. I like these projects because they move forward—at least Roger does—because let's see if we can bring back the dinosaurs and try to find a solution; otherwise, we don't have to poke cows, and nobody needs three bowls of cereal before the gym. Okay, there are other ways to wake up in the morning; let's leave the cows alone for a moment. Maybe scientists use the nucleus of a cow's egg; they take it out and replace the nucleus with human and skin cells, and after a while, the egg can develop and become a blastocyst, i.e., a cloned embryo, and there we have stem cells for science. Again, this is a wonderful step, but how far can we get here with DNA shuffling? How much DNA can we shuffle before we stop? Things can go south. for example, as well as

Number eight.

Perhaps the earliest example of human-animal hybrid experiments Scientists recently learned about this donkey hybrid that roamed ancient Mesopotamia. That was even before the horses arrived, so they had to do something. The big kings pulled the carts, and the smaller ones helped pull the ploughs and smaller loads. These little ones were the talk of the town. Imagine a hybrid animal before horses; no wonder they were a status symbol. Then, 4000 years ago, they received as wedding gifts a beautiful kunga. I don't know what it is, but it must be a kunga. be king after all this time, can scientists finally find out what the exact combination of the kunga was? It was a female donkey and a male donkey in a Syrian forest. Yes, it's crazy what more can be learned from ancient animal bones from thousands of years ago. It's amazing, and it's even more amazing that this hybrid was related to Mesopotamian culture. Are we bringing back the Kungas? I don't know, but it seems like we could use them.

Number seven.

woolly mammoth. Less than a year ago, it was announced that scientists and entrepreneurs at a new life science and genetics company called Colossal had finally secured funding for a real project to bring the woolly mammoth back to life. While we pay off the student loans, they want us to bring back the mammoth. Let's see if we can do that; it solves some problems. The last mammoth lived about 7500 years ago, but if we got these hairy coliates back today, the Siberian tundra was full of these guys thousands of years ago, but climate change started slowing them down, including people who needed food. They didn't really help these guys keep warm and obviously gave them a lot of food, so they died pretty quickly. A giant genetics company raised over $15 million to try to revive this thing, and they are doing it now. What happens when we talk about the birth of the mammoth? They use the Crispr gene editing tool, which is a fun tool. I think elephants are still bombarding their genomes with preserved mammoth DNA, so if you see mammoths on Twitter after four or six years of being trendy, then you know why there isn't another Ice Age movie; this is sure to be a real mammoth.

Number six.

Pyramidal woodpeckers and piranha woodpeckers died out ages ago, much earlier than mammoths, in about 2000. The last one was a female named Celia, and a falling tree unfortunately ended her life. All roads really lead to a man's heart. It was a subspecies in the highlands of Spain that came from the pioneer mountains on the border of Spain and France in the Middle Ages. Their population was drastically reduced to endangered levels because, you know, the knights, swords, and bows rule the south. So the numbers dwindled more than enough to feed an army, but in 2009, science was ready to bring back the Pyrenean woodpecker. It was successfully cloned and died out for seven minutes. Yes, seven minutes in the sky or seven minutes from the sky Rather than DNA, the last living woman was planted in a domestic goat's uterus. Yes, little goat, little goat hybrid lung complications That's why the clone unfortunately didn't last, but we had a hybrid mediaeval animal for seven minutes.

Number five.

Super cow moo, but introduce a lot of super cow. Well, start your day with super milk, and then you'll have a very good stomach ache. Get your super pants creator. I can't make milk anymore. Only in Belgium. In the 19th century, scientists and farmers brought together native cattle and shorthorns to make this hybrid animal. After that, they literally just picked the biggest cows in the herd and then made them breed together, and so on and so on and so on and so on and so on. These cows are officially called Belgian Blues, but I'll keep calling them that. Great cows! Thank you so much, because that sounds awesome. Don't even look at them; they are disturbing. They look like bodybuilders, but I have no idea about that.

Number four.

The Tasmanian tiger, once native to Australia and also known as a thylacine, was a massive carnivorous marsupial that became extinct around the 1930s and also quite recently, as you know, I think, as I said earlier. on climate change, hunting, and its genetic diversity. not too beautiful all together, but it's not possible. On the one hand, it's sad because these beautiful creatures disappeared so recently, but it's also quite refreshing that we have a chance to revive them. Hello, how do you sleep? Hello, hybrid science! Let's go mix. Yes, imagine seeing this thing in your front yard. Are we ready? I think we are ready. Let's continue down the road, bringing in these Tasmanian tiger specimens still in cans. I have no idea who has them or why, but we're moving. Thank God for these jars, so we have the Tasmanian tiger genes, and now scientists can insert them into mouse fetuses; they just connect the mouse fetus and the DNA. I do it a lot. So I explain it to my kids, and I'm like, "Hey, that's how the human life cycle works; you just do it a lot with your hands, and then you live. They still lack complete DNA. successfully recreated it, but they recently completed a $5 million donation to the University of Melbourne earlier this year that allowed the researchers to set up a research lab, so they're actually getting closer; they're kind of creating a lab. do this thing. I have a feeling they will.

Number three.

great razor awk Ah yes, once it flourished in the North Atlantic colonies, the great oc grew up to 30 inches long, and its wings were used only for swimming. They were beautiful but completely defenseless, and these little European fishermen of the 16th century found them the perfect hunting and/or eating animal. area, and this happened to be where most of those big bulls hung out, so they quickly disappeared by 1950, with the last two known individuals hunting on a small island off the coast of Iceland. They have gone so far that beautiful scientists plan to use genetic information taken from fossils or preserved organs. I remember these guys in jugs and organs that I was talking about; yes, classic organs and jugs always come in handy. They plan to edit their DNA as closely as possible. living species that is now a razor-building bull, so now we have a nice, fun hybrid again. Reviving and restoring the organization leads here, so go ahead and keep killing things; just no people. I don't want zombies, please.

Number two.

Lions In the 1980s, a zoo in India began an experimental programme where they bred a domestic confederate and an African confederate together with the hope of simply introducing them to the wild and helping India's wild lion population. On paper, it's a great idea, and yes, it's a step forward. We love them, but the zoo found two African lions that were used in a circus, and it was like, "You know what? We saved you from the circus." Then they brought them to breed with their two Asians. Lions are lions, so I mean, from circus to science, it's like, yeah, you still regret it. When the cubs were born, it was clear from the start that it was a mistake. The cubs already had very weak back legs; they had trouble walking when they got old. to weaken, and by 2000 they had bred more than 70 hybrid lions, so they finally decided to end the programme, and all the males were vasectomyed to prevent reproduction. Luckily, there are laws against killing these animals, so for now we just wait for them to die naturally, which sucks, but it's definitely better in the end.

Number one.

Dodo birds Dodo birds were once big and beautiful these flightless ground nesting birds once filled the Merodius Islands in the Indian Ocean they were fierce we saw them in the ice age they are all funny and big and hairy they had massive claws they were grey and blue they were amazing and best  of all they had no natural predator until you didn't know us  until we arrived around 1507 Portuguese sailors discovered the island  and  the rest is history and  lunch they were the easiest  to hunt and the phrase dead  dodo they were no loved only by sailors, they weren't here 100 guilty in 1681, but  could we bring back those dodo birds, that scientists found a very well preserved Dodo skeleton  in 2007, so we might have a chance to extract the DNA and bring it back to life? by a hybrid science research facility near Melbourne, Australia, that Pigeon Jeans is currently trying to use to bring the bird back. I mean, yes, I am all for the idea of scientifically reviving the animal. That's definitely an achievement in itself, but how long will these things be hot? You know, like dodo chicken wings. Now that I said you wanted them, you feel bad. We gave it our thumbs up so we wouldn't feel guilty in the future. These are the top 10 crossover tests from hell. I was your host, Taylor McWaters, and next time we will see you in the most amazing top 10. People make animals in basements; that's why you don't do that here, and maybe you should. I don't know, maybe we want the dodo bird back, inseminated female chips with DNA, inseminated female cockroaches with cockroaches—what chimps I can't read, man? Sov. soviet biologist ilya and avov, oh god, avanav avanov, i can't read, i see soviet names thing became questionable when this chimpanzee chimpanzee i can't say if i can't say chimpanzee is I'm really 27 now i want to say it quickly. My mouth is so dry. Sorry, McKnight. I roll, I riff on the dodo bird here, and this guy is getting hot.

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