The laughter in the coffin Chapter 1

"Brother, I'm almost there. Are you coming to pick me up or not? I have not seen you a ghostly shadow, is not dead which woman's belly. If you don't come, I'll curse you for not having a chicken."

　　Guangming City waiting hall entrance, Chen Jun carrying a bulky bag while cursing on the phone, after a day and a night on the train to this damn place who is not in a particularly good mood, although the economic prosperity of Guangming City, but only concentrated in the urban area. The bus station is in a more remote place on the outskirts of the city, near the whole combination of urban and rural areas, to how broken there is more broken, and more absolutely can see the horse pooping on the side of the road.

　　"You brat, don't J8 nonsense. The moment your sister-in-law hears it, she should be anxious with me, you honestly wait for yours. Five minutes too!"

　　On the other end of the phone, Chen Jun's older brother, Chen Hu, 37 years old, is now the captain of the Guangming City Criminal Police Brigade and deputy bureau, at a young age is already a limitless future. Talking is also not so polite.

　　"Shit, hurry up."

　　Chen Jun hung up the phone boring squatting in the doorway and smoking a cigarette, Chen Jun has 26 this year. Three brothers in the family, big brother Chen Hu was a local bully when he was a teenager. Later, when the military came back to find a job through connections finally settled down, and married a wife whose mother's family is also powerful. After transferring to Guangming City is also mixed with a flourishing, just like a police force star. Now that life is settled, it is also considered one of the most stable of the three brothers.

　　Sister-in-law Ou Qianlian is said to be on big brother a return trip on the train to beat a few thieves when the two on the eye. Although this sister-in-law is not beautiful and not charming, in Chen Jun's view there is no half of the womanly taste. But you can't resist people who have feelings for the green beans, she was also 19 years old at the time. Dating has not been three months has been completely taken by Chen Hu, a careless pregnant, no choice but to hold a wedding like glue, married when Chen Jun is still a small child reading. Later live some members, but once the New Year's holiday Chen Hu will still bring his wife and children home together.

　　"Damn, what the hell chicken 8 place ah. So hot!"

　　Chen Jun complained while throwing his bag to the side and slowly taking off his shirt. The lean muscles were covered with greasy sweat, but it made the muscle lines more obvious.

　　Since childhood, Chen Jun likes to exercise and learn to spar, and so on. I Just want to make their own body a little better, the family three are male. Big brother Chen Hu is also the kind of person who is not angry, according to his sister-in-law's eyes are too manly. Second brother Chen Wen is not civilized at all, is a piece of black carbon. One meter nine zero height, mixed with perverted muscles, twenty-one years old joined the army to now twelve years has not been married, still in the army mixed. It is said that now is also quite bully, but Chen Jun is not interested in inquiring. Anyway, this second brother is relatively poor, nothing can give them a place of exploitation.

　　The old man, Chen Dewei, who grew up with a brother three is made to be anxious. Although he has been in the city for decades, the bones of the son with a handle still like it, especially Chen Jun, the youngest is spoiled almost to the sky, Chen Dewei this year, sixty-one years old, from the age of sixteen out of the business began to do business with his words is what rubbish what all do, sold H video tapes, opened a small dance hall, a late success to the age of fifty before the golden pot. But it is relying on their own skills to open a construction company as a big boss, outside rumors that he has at least 50 million of his fortune. But Chen Jun is giggling, this stingy old man has so much money? If there is, I still need to drive a broken motorcycle.

　　Mother Zhang Xiuli, is the standard kind of virtuous wife and mother traditional daughter-in-law. Only know at home to raise children, especially gentle type. Even when angry, but also just hiding on the side of the secretly crying, his accommodation and love so that the three sons even if the naughty back home as a good baby. It also makes Chen Dewei grateful.

　　Chen Jun is in trouble this time to run out, in a pick-up girl jealous of a local as a rich young master to cut three knives. As a result, Chen Dewei did not react when people have found a good person, quickly to Chen Jun was sentenced to five years. But Chen Dewei in the end is a deep-rooted old oil, I do not know what method to make not yet in prison Chen Jun raised out, there continue to titular prison! This side of the rush to send him to Chen Hu here, a thousand instructions for two years can not cause trouble when the wind is calm and quiet and then go back. Although Chen Jun is reluctant, more or less knows the importance of the matter, can only obediently come over.

　　In Chen Jun contemplation when a black Hyundai with a Shun number plate slowly stopped over, the long window down, a middle-aged man wearing sunglasses with a dignified face shouted: "Junzi, get in!"

　　Chen Jun stepped on the cigarette, threw the bag into the back of the car, and opened the front door to go up. Just get in the car did not forget to tease: "I said to the boss, you pretend B not to pretend to this it. What glasses to wear in the middle of the night ah! It's all fucking menopause and it's fashionable to be outdated."

　　"Shit, if I can not wear it, I wear a hair ah!"

　　Chen Hu, who is known for his rigorousness in the unit, also cursed out expletives when he saw his brother, took off his sunglasses and pointed to a circle of blue in his left eye, and said, "If it wasn't for catching those chicken-haired brats and accidentally taking a hit, why would I wear this shit? You fucking think I want to ah."

　　Chen Jun smiled and stretched out his hand to touch his brother's already unstable, somewhat blessed belly and said with a dirty face, "The, who let you TM do not exercise properly, nothing to do what always room sports this body can be good to where ah! The first thing you can do is to take a little, but don't accidentally give a beating into a sexual life can not take care of itself."

　　"Fuck, don't mention this."

　　Chen Hu drove the car towards the city while chanting: "Dad told me, you're here to me honestly this time. Don't J8 cause trouble again, your sister-in-law now wants to cry when she hears your name."

　　"Hey, sister-in-law so hung up on me! What an honor."

　　Chen Jun said with a smug smile, sister-in-law Ou Qianlian at the wedding was Chen Jun whole that cries a sad ah. Especially when Chen Jun coaxed them to eat the wedding candy, a bite of that sandwich candy full of mustard in the mouth, the big day and can not spit out, the two are in tears to eat. The two of them are eating with tears. The unknown nymphomaniacs are moved to tears as well as the brain-damaged.

　　Chen Hu did not have the good grace to growl: "less TM to me to pretend pure, your sister-in-law but received a deadly order from the old man. Hurry up to find a woman to you bolted, are 26 people still all day long without a decent, fighting and trouble but not at all ambiguous. You kid pay attention to yourself! I can't even stand to see me hanging around all day."

　　"Fuck, why are you talking about this again? The second is 33 years old still not married did not see you guys rush him, you let me tie a hair ah!"

　　Chen Jun is immediately dissatisfied and said, generally when it comes to such topics he and the second brother Chen Wen is shrugging off each other, Chen Jun and big brother Chen Hu are the same color for accidental release of people. Always ridiculed Chen Wen is a sultry form, but people hiding in the army Chen Dewei also have no way to force marriage, the family put all their hopes on Chen Jun.

　　"Come on, less of this bullshit in the future!"

　　Chen Hu said laughingly: "Anyway, I have no time for your shit, as long as you do not cause trouble then I'll burn high incense. As for your sister-in-law, you go talk to him yourself, live in my house or not you can do whatever you want!"

　　"Tomorrow we'll go look for a house!"

　　Chen Jun heard the face immediately change, sister-in-law Ou Qianlian although a soft look. But that mouth read up but not worse than the old mother, the old brother is also a total pervert, actually said so read feel very comfortable. If you change into yourself, you should have applied for euthanasia.

　　The car has been slowly driving into the city center, the two brothers are talking and laughing about those interesting things from the past. Fiercely Chen Hu's phone rang, after answering a few sentences he turned around and drove toward the unit. Cursing said: "****, left the last kid finally found, see I do not play him to death."

　　"What's the crime?"

　　Chen Jun asked with interest.

　　"Strong J, this guy! The wife has been cooled by the day and did not report it, if not for the passerby call then I also saved this. To make them do a pair of dogs and men."

　　Chen Hu cursed when the car slowly drove into the yard of the unit.

　　"Ha, there is always true love on earth ah!"

　　Chen Jun said with a bad smile while stretching his back.

　　"Junzi, you wait here, I'll come out immediately after processing."

　　Chen Hu said while lifting his sleeves.

　　There are lively not to see is not their character, Chen Jun immediately followed: "Let me also go to see it, let's see what kind of psychology these seniors are. Some of the old B can still get down to the mouth! God ah."

　　"Whatever you want, just don't talk nonsense after you go in!"

　　Chen Hu also wants to solve things as soon as possible and then go back and did not say anything more.

　　On the way to the unit of those colleagues, while greeting Chen Hu curiously watching a rogue face of Chen Jun bare-chested in the back, the two brothers arrived at the door of the interrogation room. Chen Jun first saw the god sitting in the middle with an arrogant face, in fact, the boy still looks good. Take two bills to go out to hook up words should also be able to take care of their sexual life, why so thoughtless it!

　　Chen Jun while pretending to lament while following in, a look at the female police officer sitting across from him immediately lit up, the eyes of the color light.