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Local Man Realizes All of the Important Decisions in His Life Made While Sitting On Toilet
While sitting on the toilet this morning delivering a rather large Macaroni Grill inspired number 2 local man Ted Stephens realized all of the important decisions of his life had been made from this exact same position. The visibly straining Mr. Stephens said of this striking realization "I've always been very regular when it comes to toilet matters. For almost ten years now, every Sunday morning before church at Saint Michael's I have dropped the kids off at the pool, if you know what I mean. Usually, the time passes by uneventfully with me reading the Sunday Times or doing a crossword puzzle. However, this Sunday as I sat grunting and waiting impatiently for the movement of my bowels which would signal the final release of the massive chunk of fecal matter from my formerly clogged colon, I realized something. All of the most important decisions in my life to this point had been made from this exact same position. This includes my decision on where to attend college, what to major in, and what job to take when I graduated. Also, the last three cars I have bought, the decision to purchase the house me and Jane (current wife Jane Stephens) still live in ten years later, and the decision to try and have children. Of course, not all the decisions were right, or very good really. For example, I also had the bright idea to propose to my former wife Lan-lan (Laura) while sweating profusely and groaning loudly attempting to clear a rather large build up of brown mashed potatoes from dinner at Chili's the night before. She later left me for that snake in the grass and former best friend Jimmi (Jim Currant). I definitely took a hell of a dump that day." said Mr. Stephens as a look of sadness and regret crossed his face. With that Mr. Stephens stood, wiped his ass three times, flushed the toilet, closed the lid, turned and walked away.
Our Own Little Party
"We have to stop." Star panted, still gripping the fabric of Harper's shirt. Harper hummed, in what sounded like agreement, but that didn't stop her lips from strolling up the right side of Star's neck. Reaching the other woman's ear, Harper captured Star's earlobe, capturing it between gentle teeth she nipped it, causing Star to hiss as she fisted Harper's shirt.
I was caught having sex with my 2 sisters by my aunt; I have been very close with my mother and two busty stunningly beautiful, busty sisters walking around the house in the nude since we are a family of nudists. We would go to our rooms, undress and go about our lives in the house naked being comfortable with our mutual nudity. Of course we had nudist friends and visitors who loved to visit our large house who would also disrobe and practice social nudity along with us. Being the only boy in a set of triplets I was usually the center of attention so to speak in our small family. They would occasionally say something salacious or suggestive about my hard situation hanging between my legs in the morning or point at my erection and giggle or smirk or wink. The fact that I was and still am well endowed with 7 inch cock didn't help the situation and made it impossible to hide my erections. Given all of this, I started having incestuous sexual relations with my 2 sisters when we turned 15. Since we all enjoyed it and didn't see anything wrong with it we continued doing so whenever we could, keeping it a secret from everyone including our mother.
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The Open Blouse
I stepped out on the long back porch to have a smoke while I waited for my tea water to boil. It was still dark, the kids were in bed, but after a poor night's sleep, I was done tossing and turning. It was only slightly after 5am; the kids weren't expected to be at their grandmother's until ten; I just needed a little reset. Custody arrangements, divorce proceedings, and running my business were more than enough, and now my soon-to-be ex-wife had skipped out on drug rehab, bungling arrangements made with the court to help her retain custody rights. I closed my eyes briefly, my head leaning on the support post, and let the patter of the rain on the roof soothe me.
A flight to pleasure
As the impact of the plane touching down reverberated through the cabin, Jodi breathed in deeply to keep herself composed. It had only been an hour-long flight, but it had been so frustrating waiting to get there. Whilst the plane taxied to the aerobridge, she could feel her excitement growing. She had waited for this trip for what seemed like forever, the fact that this day had finally arrived was so pleasing to her.
Thorns And Honey
Was this all part of his master plan? He loved to get me riled up to make it up to me later. Being unsure of his motives had my anxiety on edge. The water rocked steadily against the yacht he bought and named after me. I thought the notion a bit too cheesy but my cynical side had gotten the best of me more times than I'd like. He was a good man. A terribly good-looking man, with a smile that could force my thighs to quiver within seconds with just one look. And he was currently using that smile to get into my good graces.
Short Story: Fresh Linen
Fresh Linen My last breath was orgasmic. The French call an orgasm la petite mort; unfortunate for me, my final orgasm turned into la grande mort as my eyes bulged from their sockets and were subsequently closed by my quietus. As soon as I felt my body going numb, darkness engulfed me.
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The Travel Upgrade
Ivy was relived to join the free wifi. She had landed in Delhi during Holi festival and had been told the area was not safe for a female to wander alone. A taxi driver had taken her to the tourist office, collected cash from the receptionist and disappeared. A salesman had attempted to swindle Ivy for the remaining few hundred that she had in her bank account by offering her package tours and fancy hotels. Eventually, he had realised she was a twenty-one year old backpacker on her way to work in China, not a trust-fund, gap-year tourist. She was also Scottish, so tight as anything with money. The salesman had eventually settled for selling Ivy a third-class ticket on a train out of Delhi. As soon as she had boarded, Ivy had snuck her way towards first-class until internet options appeared.
Country Club Chronicles Part 5
Lee and David never spoke about what they did behind the dumpster at work last week. In all honesty, they were too busy. Lee's other two managers were on vacation and Lee had been stuck in the bar making drinks and taking orders there. David often worked outside at the pool and on the outside dining area. When they did cross paths Lee felt that David seemed kind of awkward and cold toward him. "Had something happened?" Lee wondered.