CREDITS: THE SUNSHINE BUILDING: WHERE IT RAINS INSIDE!
SCENE: POLICE BRIEFING ROOM
OTTAWA, Ontario Canada.
Present day time
Phones ringing, busy police office setting.
BIRD EYE VIEW SHOT OVER A BRIEFING ROOM TABLE WITH SOME
PHOTOS OF VARIOUS PEOPLE (MUG SHOTS) AND FILES, ETC.THE
POLICE OFFICERS ARE HEARD BUT NOT SEEN.
OFFICER 1 (O.S)
Is this the file about the Sunshine
building?
OFFICER 2 (O.S)
Yes sir.
OFFICER 1 (O.S)
Whats the schematics of this
building.
OFFICER 2 (O.S)
Two towers, has two addresses, one
is 99 Money st in the West and the
other is 50 O'Toole St in the east.
Crosses to the King St which is the
North and opposite of it is Rupert
St, which is the south point.
Overall, the building can house
over 5000 tennants.
OFFICER 1 (O.S)
What are the overall tennants
inside that building?
OFFICER 2 (O.S)
Mostly government offices, law
firms, some diplomats in their
respective embassies, also,
financial firms, personal desires,
such as hair salons, and food hall
places.
OFFICER 1 (O.S)
Food hall?
OFFICER 2 (O.S)
Yes sir, food hall, not a food
court, there's apparently a
difference, food halls serve
alcohol, food courts, don't. Unless
you are in some other more
developed country such as USA or,
some places in Asia.
2.
OFFICER 1 (O.S)
Okay, whatever. So, who do we have
here?
OFFICER 2 (O.S)
Just the usual, after the purge
incident. Here are some of the
people we gathered from the raid.
WE SEE A PICTURE OF A TALL BUT REALLY BROKEN WHITE FRENCH
CANADIAN MALE, 37 AT THIS TIME, SKINNY, MESSY HAIR, BLACK
EYES, SLIGHTLY BLEEDING IN THE FACE, FACIAL GOATEE, DARK
BLONDE HAIR. HIS NAME IS JONATHAN GROSS.
OFFICER 2 (O.S)
Jonathan Gross, security guard of
the building, found at the wrong
place at the wrong time, with this
gentleman.
Pulls out another picture mugshot
WE SEE A PICTURE OF A AVERAGE BUILT INDIGINEOUS NATIVE
CANADIAN, BLACK HAIRED MALE WELL GROOMED, GOOD LOOKING, MID
30S, IN PRISTINE SECURITY GEAR WITH HIS BLACK STAB-VEST.
EVERYTHING SEEMS ORDINARY EXCEPT FOR THE BLOOD SPLATER
STAINS ON HIS STAB VEST. HIS NAME IS JOSH LEE.
OFFICER 2 (O.S)
Josh Lee, a native Canadian, good
looking gent,adopted by a Korean
family, where he got his last name
"Lee" he visted his adoptive
family's country of Korea to be a
teacher for a decade. Mainly
kindergarten, but he had to leave
the country for unknown
circumstances. He says he hated
teaching kids, but overall a lot
about him is very mysterious. There
is some suspicion about his
involvment with the grisly murder
of -
Takes out a pictures of a very ugly fat distusting hidious
looking girl, with disturbing deformed facial features in
her mid to late 20s.
OFFICER 2 (O.S.)
his former co-worker Alexa
Trans-veggitable-
OFFICER 1 (O.S)
Trans-veggitable? Are you serious?
3.
OFFICER 2 (O.S)
Yes, Trans-veggitable is her
name..As I was saying there was no
evidence to back this up and he had
several good alibis. So we can't
figure this out for the time being.
OFFICER 1 (O.S)
Okay, lets move on, who do we have
next?
OFFICER 2 (O.S)
WE have her, Lizzy Smith.
Pulls out a mug shot photo of an "emo/goth" girl who is
obesse, in her late 20s, black hair with blue/blonde
streaks. Very ugly in many ways with zits and mismatched
face.
OFFICER 2 (O.S)
We found her half naked with Mr.
Gross. She's apparently the
daughter of the field manager's
security company they all work for.
Finally,We have their following co
workers.
Puts down a file of various mug shots of various people and
organizes it into a "photo" arch rainbow "fan" procession.
OFFICER 1 (O.S)
Well, I think its best we start
talking to Jonathan and Josh. Lets
talk to Jonathan first, shall we?
CAMERA PANS TO THE DOUBLE GLASS MIRROR SEEING JONATHAN
INSIDE THE INTERRIOGATION ROOM ALONG SIDE WITH JOSH AND
LIZZY. THEY ARE ALL BLOODIED, MESSY, HANDCUFFED, AND EACH OF
THEM HAVE INTENSE HATRED IN THEIR EYES AGAINST ONE ANOTHER.
Cut to:
12 hours earlier
SCENE:99 MONEY STREET SECURITY DESK/LOBBY AREA
SOUNDTRACK: Courtesy Call sung by Thousand Foot Krutch plays
softly in the beginning for a few seconds and then-
BLOODY CHAOS!
WE see/hear screaming and dead bodies being shot up or
sliced up by bullets and blades of various types as the rock
music of Thousand Foot Krutch plays.
4.
People are killing each other in a bloody "purge-like"
battle, we see faces of every character in the film shooting
their guns and screaming with joy as they are killing.
Others are screaming and panicking like crazy as dead bodies
pile up on each other.
A Security Supervisor by the name of Tyler Gunman takes his
M60 belt fed automatic machine gun and runs to the crowd
shooting at everybody as bullet casings slowly hit the floor
and bodies being shredded up.
A Security guard with a name tag: Alexa gets her head blown
off and shredded by the M60. BRAINS BLOOD GUTS BONE
FRAGMENTS flying everywhere!
A building Engineer/handyman with a grey uniform with his
name tag Dan is seen screaming at Tyler Gunman in the
background. Dan is the man who gave the M60 to Tyler right
out of his Tool Cart/Weapon vender
DAN
I'm putting this on your tab you
mother fucker!!!!
He continues to give out guns to people in exchange for
cash/credit as people around him are dying and yet buying
guns.Nobody is shooting Dan as he makes transactions after
another from a Debit/Credit machine.As he takes his guns
from a hidden wall panel displaying an armament of small
arms/assault rifles of various kinds.
A security guard named Josh is running around with a machete
chasing another security guard name Jonathan Gross and Lizzy
Smith as they scream and panic. Josh a native indigenous
Canadian is stereotypically chasing his "prey" and finally
throwing the machete right at Jonathan's back screaming like
a Native indigenous person until-
CUT TO PRESENT
SCENE:Jonathan Grass's bed room- Earlier this morning.
SILENCE
INT. BIRD EYE'S VIEW OF JONATHAN'S BED
We see that it is around early morning before 3:45am,
Jonathan Gross, a 36 year old French Canadian caucasian dark
blonde-haired male who is now wide eyed awake staring at us
from the ceiling in his boxers and t-shirt no blanket, and
pillow on the floor of his messy bachelor pad.
Jonathan,looks wide eyed, and looks at the clock that says
now says 3:59
Alarm blares at 04:00
Jonathan's hand goes smacking the alarm clock till it stops.
5.
A radio turns on and music O.S. Plays Courtesy Call sung by
Thousand Foot Krutch in the background.
Jonathan gets up and wonders what new day in hell will bring
him forth. He grabs a can, what appears to be old beer, he
drinks it spits it out a bit, but shrugs it off and
continues to drink it.
CUT TO:
WE now see Jonathan doing his daily morning routine; going
to the washroom, taking a piss, washing his face, getting
dressed, hating his life as he looks himself in the mirror.
JONATHAN
(Thick French Canadian
accent)
God dammit I hate my life. Fucking
day. Tabanack...
He brushes his teeth and spits out the stuff and gets ready
for work. Puts on his Security uniform and normal jacket on
and heads out the door to the open white winter "wonderland"
of Canada!OR a cold bucket of SUCK. It is January and
Christmas is over showing dread and misery out in the open
field.Again, a cold bucket of suck.
JONATHAN
Fucking day. FUCK! Fucking hate
this snow shit life.Tabanack.
Jonathan keeps walking through the unshoveled snowy
wasteland and harsh winds keep blowing at his face as he
tries to get onto the bus. The bus stops, picks up several
passengers, but skips Jonathan and leaves immediatly leaving
Jonathan behind.The kids on the bus laugh at him as they
leave Jonathan behind.
JONATHAN
WHAT THE SHIT FUCK? SACLEMEND
TABANACK!
C.U. SHOT OF THE BUS DRIVER STICKING HIS MIDDLE FINGER TO
JONATHAN AS HE LEAVES JONATHAN BEHIND.
Jonathan keeps cursing and yelling and screaming out in
French at the bus driver and everyone on the bus. All alone
in the frozen waste land bus stop area and decided to "walk"
from here.As he realizes that he missed his bus.
CUT TO FLASH BACK
EXT. BUS STOP
We see at another time period in the past Jonathan was
waiting for the bus, looking at his watch anxiously, until
the bus driver comes in, French Canadian in his late 30s
early 40s, disgruntled and hating his job as a bus driver.
Jonathan goes up to the bus driver.Speaking to him in
6.
French.
JONATHAN
(IN French but English
Subs)
Tabanak, what you are doing is very
unprofessional, you are always 2 to
5 minutes late! Can't you come in
earlier like the other buses?
BUS DRIVER
(IN French but English
Subs)
Sir, I'm doing the best I can, but
if you don't like my services, you
can just get off the fucking bus
and walk.
JONATHAN
(French/English subs)
I beg your fucking pardon?
BUS DRIVER
(in English)
Ok, you know what? When I see you,
just be ready for me next week.
CUT TO PRESENT
BUS DRIVER
(O.S. Yelling at Jonathan
out the bus window)
HOW YOU LIKE THAT MOTHER
FUCKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FUCK
YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bus driver sticks his middle finger out to Jonathan.
Jonathan continues to curse in French then after a few
moments decides to walk.
We see a slow "montage" of Jonathan walking dreary to work
as cars pass him and muddy slush water splashes onto
him.Just as he was about to cross the road.
A driver screams out at him.
DRIVER
WATCH WHERE YOUR GOING ASSHOLE!
Car zooms off.
JONATHAN
FUCK YOU ASSHOLE!
Jonathan continues to curse more in French and kicks down a
stop sign that ends up hitting and hurting him in the head.
7.
JONATHAN
FUCKING HELL! TABANACK!
SUDDENLY a "yellow" snowball hits Jonathan in the face as
kids laugh as a yellow school bus zoom out passing him.
Jonathan just pauses for a moment.
CUT TO:
INT. THE SUNSHINE BUILDING MAIN HALLWAY SECURITY DESK 99
MONEY STREET TOWER
WE see a big wide open space building entrance of the 99
Money street building tower.
Behind the security desk is BRUNO Petrapeturabalinii, an
elderly man in his mid 60s, partially balding, wears
glasses, and wearing his security blazer that has his ID
badge and Security written on it, button down white shirt,
necktie and pretty much dozing off at his desk doing his
"security" job.
Some young punk vagrant teens come inside the Sunshine
building eating their Fast food fries listening loudly to
their rap music of "Fuck the police" and throw some fries at
the sleeping Bruno. Bruno wakes up a bit and just brushes
them off lightly gesturing a "wave" with his hand as the
teens pass on through inside the building making a mess
passing the building cleaners. The building cleaners don't
do anything but play with their smart phones and/or take a
nap leaning on the walls or chairs ignoring the mess the
punk teens left behind in their trail.
Jonathan comes in, partially disgruntled, but not fully
late, he actually made it before 07:00! With his duffel bag
in hand, he isn't in Uniform yet.
Passing him by is a care-free semi-Goth punk girl who is
obese, she has glasses, wears make up with heavy eye liner
and is super self-absorbed.She has huge Dr.Dre headphones on
her listening to some Indy British boy bands. With a big cup
of coffee in one hand and a breakfast sandwich from
McDonalds in her other hand. Her name is LIZZY SMITH
(20's), and she's a fellow security co-worker, just out of
uniform and a bit of a slob. Her dad the security field
manager driving a Security truck, dropped her off in the
immense Canadian cold weather and leaves.
Jonathan shakes his head in disgust watching her pass by.
Lizzy takes notice of this.
LIZZY
WHAT? What's sticking up your ass
this time?
JONATHAN
Tabanack, you always come to work
in your civies where you should be
(MORE)
8.
JONATHAN (cont'd)
ready 15 minutes before work on
your site prepared!
LIZZY
*sighs*
Jonathan, for the last fucking
time, you are not my supervisor,
okay? Just fuck off. Also, the
Union says I can come in at least a
minute before my shift starts, so
fuck you!
Lizzy gets into an elevator and quickly gets on murmering
"asshole" as Jonathan tries to catch up, but Lizzy keeps
pushing the elevator close button quickly and the elevator
door closes on Jonathan, as she sticks her middle finger out
as the elevator door closes. Jonathan curses silently in
French.
JONATHAN
Tabanack, why does she
have to be such a moody
bitch?
Jonathan looks at Bruno sleeping at the Security desk at 99
Cash st.Jonathan walks over to Bruno's desk. He's about to
lift his hand to smack Bruno across the face when suddenly.
JOSH (O.S.)
And good morning to you my French
comrade!
Jonathan retreats his hand and stares down the floor with
disgust. His college JOSH LEE enters, a good looking
"cheery" Native/Aboriginal man in his mid 30s with short
black hair wearing his Security uniform with Stab vest
neatly and well groomed, yet at the same time, just doesn't
give a damn about things in life anymore. He's also a bit of
a sociopath. Comparing to Jonathan who isn't even ready for
his shift and has his duffel bag in hand.
JONATHAN
The fuck you on about now?
JOSH
Wow, you kiss your mom with those
lips?
JONATHAN
How many fucking times did I tell
you to never mention my mother
around me.
JOSH
Relax dude, not my fault you got
mommy issues.
9.
JONATHAN
FOR FUCK SAKES TABANACK SACLAMAND!
Jonathan just storms off and gets to the elevator.Bruno
wakes up. Josh just disregards the whole situation and talks
to Bruno.
JOSH
Sup prof Bruno! How you feeling?
BRUNO
Huh? OH, hello Josh, I'm good thank
you. How are you?
Bruno looks at the fries on his blazer and picks it up and
eats it.
BRUNO
Nice, breakfast!
CUT TO:
INT.SECURITY BREAK ROOM
A small short montage of Jonathan getting his gear ready and
prepared. C.U. Shots on his BELT, Bullet proof kevlar vest,
handcuffs, collapsible baton, flashlight saddled in
holsters, and kevlar gloves for apprehending criminals, like
the police uses. His gear is put on and C.U. Of his security
utility belt buckled up, geared up, and ready to go
C.U. SHOT ON JONATHAN'S FACE
JONATHAN
Ready for action.
WIDE SHOT ON JONATHAN PREPARED AND READY
Jonathan stands firm and tall and proud and puts his hands
on his hips ready for anything, like a "SUPERMAN"
pose.Jonathan smiles with pride as if this is his biggest
highlight in the whole fucking world.
Lizzy Smith comes in her uniform, as a slob with her blazer
on and her uniform shirt not really tucked in right. She
grabs a 2 way Radio from the Security rack and looks at
Jonathan with disdain.
LIZZY
Oh my God Jonathan, you are so full
of yourself.
JONATHAN
What? And what about you? Miss
"lack of self respect!" I see a
shirt tail behind you! You should
tuck that in!
10.
LIZZY
Oh shut the fuck up Jonathan,
fucking asshole,we gotta go up and
listen to whatever the hell "Star
boy" Josh got to say. He's probably
chatting it up with John O'Tool at
50 O'Toole desk.
JONATHAN
First, you gotta change you damn
attitude. Second don't you tell me
to shut up in your bitchy way-
Lizzy storms off and gives Jonathan the finger.
JONATHAN
Ugh... Fucking hell, this is gonna
be a long fucking day.
CUT TO:
INT.50 O'TOOLE SECURITY DESK
We see two people behind the 50 O'Toole
Josh Lee and a man JOHN O'TOOLE(50's) who is balding but
big/muscular in his late 50s wearing a security blazer with
a name tag: John O'Toole. They are around the Security desk
talking.
JOHN O'TOOLE
No way! I don't believe it!
JOSH
Believe it man! You can totally see
her tits in this one show.
JOHN O'TOOLE
You have to send me the link!
JOSH
Oh, totally man, it will blow your
mind!
Jonathan is about to come in, and John O'Toole sees Jonathan
Gross coming towards their way via CCTV monitor.
JOHN O'TOOLE
Uh oh, guess whose coming to see
you?
JOSH
UGH.... Let me guess, the naggy
annoying French bitch Narcissist
number 2?
11.
JOHN O'TOOLE
Yes sir, your work wife!
JOSH
Ugh.... fucking hell. I can't stand
that fucking annoying
asshole....Work wife number 2 you
mean. Lizzy is the real random nag
machine, who I might add is the
real work wife.Jonathan is just-
Jonathan comes in hearing this.
JONATHAN
I'm what?
JOSH
My lovely work wife number 2!
JONATHAN
Tabanack you mother fucker, how
many times I keep telling you not
to call me that?
JOSH
And already nagging.
JONATHAN
How long have you two been talking
while you should be patrolling.
JOSH
Relax will ya? I already done my
exterior and interior patrol before
you even got here.
JONATHAN
Oh yea? Like how many times?
JOSH
Yeesh, you are such a nag machine.
Micromanage much?
JONATHAN
Don't piss me off man! I am not in
a good mood.Tabarnack.
JOSH
(muttering)
When are you ever in a good mood?
JONATHAN
What the fuck you say?
JOSH
Is Lizzy here?
JONATHAN
Yes, late as always.
12.
JOSH
What else is new?
JONATHAN
I bet you she's going to complain
about her allergies again. How much
you bet she's gonna go home early
today?
JOSH
I'm not taking that bet cause
that's a given.
JONATHAN
Ugh, just the stupid random shit
she talks about too.
JOSH
Tell me about it.
CUT TO FLASH BACK
INT. SECURITY BREAK ROOM
Lizzy montage
List of stupid random shit Lizzy Smith does and say.
SOUNDTRACK: Baby shark sung by PinkFong.
NOTE: Soundtrack will keep on playing and end till all of
the 3 scenes of Lizzy ends.
Scene 1.
Lizzy with John O'Toole at the break room, Lizzy looks at
her smart phone and gets super excited.
LIZZY
OH my gosh!
JOHN O'TOOLE
What is it?
LIZZY
ITS THE LATEST GAY FOR YOU ALBUM
THAT CAME OUT!
JOHN O'TOOLE
Gay for what?
LIZZY
OH come on John! You never heard of
that band before?
JOHN O'TOOLE
(nods in no)
Nope.
13.
LIZZY
They are the best boy band ever!
Led by Ren! He's sooo dreamy!
JOHN O'TOOLE
Oh him... Yea, he's a special
customer of mine. Keeps on making
the same purchase on the girl I
sold to.
LIZZY
(not listening)
Uh huh....(Beat)...WAIT WHAT?
CUT TO:
SCENE 2.
INT. 50 O'TOOLE SECURITY DESK
Lizzy comes into the main door as John O'Toole, Jonathan,
and Josh are gathered at the main security desk at 50
O'Toole.
LIZZY
OH my GOD! My head hurts!
JONATHAN
Ugh.... What is it now?
LIZZY
Its my allergies to the wind!
JONATHAN
Are you kidding me? You just
started work like 10 minutes ago
and already you are complaining
about the wind!
Lizzy ignores Jonathan and goes to John O'Toole and
Josh.Josh, has had enough and goes outside, exits. Jonathan
does the same and leaves John O'Toole behind. John O'Toole
makes a gesture of "What the fuck guys?" Lizzy starts
talking to John O'Toole and complains about her life.
LIZZY
So as I was saying, my life is so
hard and difficult with these damn
allergies, my eyes are watering up
and I can't stand it!
CUT TO:
SCENE 3
INT. 99 MONEY ST. SECURITY DESK
Tyler and Josh are in the security desk and Lizzy comes in
with her smart phone.
14.
LIZZY
OH my God you guys! Look!
She doesn't show what she wants to show
TYLER
Look at what?
LIZZY
Lewis just got in CSIS! You know
the Canadian Secret Intelligence
Secret! He's a Forensic scientist.
TYLER
Okay, first of all, its Canadian
Secret Intelligence service. You
are not allowed to talk about being
with CSIS.... Second, are you
talking about Lewis Barf-head? The
idiotic lazy security guard that
used to work with us?
JOSH
Also, CSIS doesn't even have a
Forensic science team, thats a job
for RCMP
LIZZY
Whatever, and yes I'm talking about
Lewis! Like oh my God, he made it!
TYLER
Okay, I think he's lying again.
Like the time he lied about getting
stabbed in the lung from his army
training exercise.
JOSH
Or the time he lied about being a
manager for TORRO security. Cause
their website would show a picture
of their hiring managers.
LIZZY
OH whatever you guys! Can't you
guys just be happy for my friend
for once!
JOSH
Yea, he's not our friend Lizzy, so
we don't give a shit about that
lying loser.
LIZZY
OH fuck off.
Storms off and exits.
15.
TYLER
Wow....PMS much?
Josh laughs and high fives Tyler.
CUT TO PRESENT
SOUNDTRACK: BABY SHARK SUNG BY PINKFONG- ENDS
JONATHAN
Yeesh, all the stupid random shit
she talks about. And the worst
thing of all, she does jack shit
nothing! She and most of the guards
here don't deserve that raise.
Whereas we got nothing!
Realizing the topic is going to get uglier if it continues,
Josh decides to change the subject.
JOSH
Yea...I mean, I'm just glad Lewis
is gone. What a lying fuck head.
JONATHAN
Dude, for the thousandth time, just
quit dealing with the past. Stick
with the present, tabanack!
JOSH
I mean, how's your girlfriend?
JONATHAN
I dunno, I just sent her a message
and she hasn't replied back yet.
JOSH
She must be busy, but I gotta tell
ya man, long distance relationships
are-
JONATHAN
What? Not gonna work out? Is that
what you are gonna say? Is that
what you're gonna jinx me with?
JOSH
Okay, okay. Chill dude. Just
saying. I mean, you just gotta get
a back up plan, that's all I'm
saying. You OCD freak.
JONATHAN
Whatever man, you're such a dick.
(MORE)
16.
JONATHAN (cont'd)
(beat)
And I'm NOT OCD!(Beat) And how the
fuck am I micromanaging! And you
are so condescending on telling me
to chill. Fuck off man...
(BEAT)
I'm joking you know that?
JOSH
Ha!Sure you're joking, you say that
bullshit to avoid getting in
trouble by Tyler again...and you
actually use big words for
once....good for you! Whatever.
And Yes I am a dick, and you are
demoted to douchebag.
JONATHAN
What does that even fucking mean?
What the fuck do you mean I avoid
getting in trouble by Tyler again?
Was it you that ratted me out?
JOSH
It means you are a douche and will
always be a douche.
JONATHAN
You're such a dick. I mean, I'm one
step close in punching you to
death.
JOSH
And you are a narcissistic asshole.
JONATHAN
What the fuck is that supposed to
mean?
JOSH
(mutters)
Read a fucking dictionary you
fucking French idiot
Josh walks over to the CCTV screens behind the security desk
and taps and points to the CCTV screen of Bruno sleeping
changing the subject before the conversation with Jonathan
gets ugly, as usual.
JOSH
Remember the time when Bruno let in
those protesters inside the
building and he led them to the
Israeli embassy?
Jonathan laughs/scoffs
CUT TO FLASH BACK
17.
"PROTEST THAT WENT REALLY BAD" SCENE -
EXT. 99 MONEY ST EXTERIOR ENTRANCE WAY
We see a large crowd of angry people protesting about the
usual "Bad" things that Israel did to something rather.
These angry crowd of people are a bunch of angry stupid
inbred liberals who love to complain and ruin everything
good in life.Most of their pickets and banners are
anti-Israel and how they started COVID 19 or some bull crap.
A building handyman wearing a Sunshine Building uniform
comes out with a cart with an attached large umbrella, he is
a white male aged 30 short hair, yelling out to the crowd,
his name is DAN.
DAN
(yelling out to the
crowd))
AK-47s! GET YOUR AK-47s! HOT AND
FRESH FOR AN ANGRY MOB! ONLY 10
BUCKS EACH! AMMO SOLD SEPARATELY!
JONATHAN
(Hears this and comes out
of the building)
TABARNACK! WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU
DOING DAN?
DAN
DUDE! I'm just merely doing my side
business. I mean, my gun hobby
isn't going to pay itself!
(to the angry mob)
AK-47s! AK-47s for everyone for 10
BUCKS EACH! 10 BUCKS EACH! YOU
HEARD RIGHT FOLKS! AK-47s for
EVERYONE!
The angry mob cheers and line up to get some.
JONATHAN
SACK DE MAN. DAN! YOU CAN'T SELL
GUNS TO A FUCKING ANGRY MOB!
DAN
(whispers)
Why Not? They are stupid and they
are on the wrong side of the
building.I'm a business man and
business is booming on these money
carrying angry idiots!
(to the crowd)
IF you buy 2 Ak-47s I will throw in
this subway coupon!
ANGRY MOB MEMBER
DEAL DUDE!
18.
Jonathan was about to stop him until JOSH enters the scene.
JOSH
OH SWEET! AK-47s! DAN the man! You
got one with a grenade launcher
attachment?
DAN
That would be an additional 10
dollars extra but for you good sir,
I will give it to you for 5!
JOSH
(Takes out his wallet)
SWEEEET! I'm getting myself two!
TYLER (OS)
STOP RIGHT THERE THIS INSTANT!
CAMERA CUTS TO. TYLER GUNMAN AROUND HIS 30'S RED BEARDED,RED
HAIRED GINGERY BIG MUSCULAR FELLOW WITH STRONG HANDS AND
CONFIDENT OUTLOOK.HIS NAME IS TYLER, THE SECURITY
SUPERVISOR, THE WORD SUPERVISOR IS ETCHED INTO HIS SECURITY
BLAZER.
TYLER
What the hell do you think you're
doing Dan?
JONATHAN
Exactly what I was going to say!
TYLER
You better save some AK-47s for me
too man!
JONATHAN
(disbelief)
WHAT THE FUCK?
DAN
Absolutely Tyler, you want the
Russian or Chinese type special?
TYLER
Hmmm.... I will take the Russian
this time, they are more sturdier.
JONATHAN
(yelling)
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME? WE
CAN'T SELL FUCKING GUNS TO THIS
FUCKING IDIOTIC MOB!
ANGRY MOB MEMBER
HEY! WE'RE NOT IDIOTIC!
19.
ANGRY MOB MEMBER #2
YEA! WE'RE JUST MAKING A STATEMENT!
AND LEAVE DAN ALONE!
TYLER
OH FUCK Frenchie, now you've done
it!
The angry protests gets even more violent as they take out
their AK-47s, UZIS, and molotov cocktails and start to storm
the Sunshine building.
JONATHAN
Tabanack, and they are on
the wrong side of the
building too!
JOSH
YEA, I mean, the Israeli embassy is
on 50 O'Tool side of the building!
The angry mob overhears the comments made by Jonathan and
Josh.
ANGRY MOB
HEY GUYS! WE ARE AT THE WRONG SIDE
OF THE BUILDING!
ANGRY MOB MEMBER #2
LETS JUST STORM THE FRONT NOW AND
GO THROUGH TO THE OTHER SIDE!
ANGRY MOB
YEA! FUCK EVERYBODY!
TYLER
Fucking hell, you boys just gotta
make this job harder.
Tyler takes an AK-47 out of Dan's cart and starts firing
away at the angry mob, the angry mob fires back and Tyler
quickly takes cover. Dan continues to sell but yells back to
Tyler.
DAN
I'M PUTTING THAT ON YOUR TAB!
The angry mob rips out a near by park bench and some news
paper stands to make a makeshift battering ram,as machine
guns and violence are heard.A stupid random girl named
Alexa(from Jonathan's dream at the near beginning of the
film) gets shot up to death by AK-47 machine gun fire fired
by both sides of the crowd, riddled with holes and blood she
collapses on the ground like a rag doll issuing more chaos
in the background.Nobody knows if she is part of the
security team or the angry mob since her body is riddled
with so much bullets it is unrecognizable.
20.
CUT TO PRESENT
50 O'TOOL DESK
Back to Present
JONATHAN
Wait a minute! That's how Alexa
died?
JOSH
Yea, why?
JONATHAN
I thought she was killed by some
angry gang drive by shooting?
JOSH
Uh... No, she died by the angry mob
shooting at her. Where or who told
you a gang drive by shooting killed
her off?
JONATHAN
Uh... You did.
JOSH
What? Can you believe this guy
John.
JOHN O'TOOLE
Yea, I can't believe it, I
remembered you said that bitch
Alexa died by gang shoot out, I
mean, no, angry mob shooting.
JOSH
Damn straight, ok going back to the
story.
CUT TO FLASH BACK
Meanwhile in the background Jonathan is trying to fight the
crowd back, and tries to call in for back up assistance on
his radio until he gets his privates kicked in, Jonathan
crutches down, but then gets tripped by the angry mob and
trampled and beaten up by a mob of angry protesters.
Jonathan curls up into a ball like a sissy wimp as people
keep kicking him and punching him to a bloody pulp.
A Huge riot occurs as things get set on fire and police and
fire truck sirens are heard in the background.
Josh on the otherhand pays money to Dan and starts shooting
up the building testing out the new merchandise he purchased
until he used the Grenade launcher apparatus into the ground
21.
and BOOM!
The crowd gets scared and wilder and bashes down the doors
entering 99 Money street main lobby building.
CUT TO. 99 MAIN LOBBY AREA
The angry mob breaks in!
And they pass by a Sleeping Bruno.
One of the angry mob members wakes up Bruno.
ANGRY MOB
Excuse me.
BRUNO
Huh? Wha? OH, yes, hi, may I help
you?
ANGRY MOB
Can you please tell us where we can
get to the Israeli embassy?
BRUNO
Charlotte? Is that you?
ANGRY MOB (CHARLOTTE)
OH! Hi professor, I almost didn't
recognize you in your security
uniform!
BRUNO
Don't worry, I get that all the
time in this side job, anyways,
yes, the embassy is on the 11th
floor at the other tower of the
building, just go straight through
the glass doors and you will see a
set of elevators at 50 O'Tool
street, if you are lost, ask the
security guard at the desk there,
his name is John.
ANGRY MOB (CHARLOTTE)
Thank you so much professor! I
won't be late for the evening class
tonight!
BRUNO
Don't forget, you have to turn in
your physics assignment tonight
okay?
22.
ANGRY MOB (CHARLOTTE)
Don't worry sir, I won't
forget
(smile fades)
YEAAAAA! FUCK THE ISRAELIS!FREEDOM
FOR PALESTINE!
The "simple" minded crowd cheers her on.
BRUNO
Such a nice girl.
The angry mob sets fire and wrecks havoc inside the
buildings as Bruno goes back to sleep after eating some
gummy bears in a container that says "POT GUMMIES".
RADIO chatter is in chaos.
UNTIL
BANG!
Tear gas has been released and the crowd coughs and
sputters, and tries to disperse.
A silver haired stern strong man that embrodies like the
TERMINATOR robot comes in, a well fit, strong confident man
in his 60s wearing a suit and tie comes in and fires another
tear gas grenade out of his M-79 grenade launcher comes
out.A former police sergeant, and overall a Clint Eastwood
badass. His name is DENIS MURPHY the security site manager
and he isn't wearing a gas mask.
DENIS
Get the Fuck OUT!
The crowd quickly disperses and Denis literally kicks out
some of the stragglers. Denis keeps walking towards 99 Money
street and sees Jonathan curled up in a bloody pulp of a
whimp ball.
DENIS
Get the fuck up.
Jonathan tries to quickly gets up despite his bruises and
bloody face wounds, and is wide eyed amazed.
Josh gets out from cover, and Tyler does too with some fresh
bloodied ear necklace around his neck and a bloodied knife
in his hand.Denis looks at them all.
DENIS
Get the fuck inside.
The security team obeys and goes inside without hesitation.
Lizzy comes out behind them and is super amazed wearing her
pink gas mask.
23.
LIZZY
OH my gosh! This is just crazy,
they were like fucking tearing up
the place and they were setting
things on fire and-
Denis cuts her off.
DENIS
Shut the fuck up.
Lizzy goes silent and quietly retreats back into the
shadows.Then she runs off bitching.
CUT TO PRESENT
JOSH
Geez,come to think of it, with all
that running off, whining, and
bitching, you think Lizzy would get
thinner by now.
Jonathan not hearing a word Josh said goes to his usual
self-absorbed rant.
JONATHAN
Tabanak,yea that was when we found
out that Bruno was actually an
Ottawa University professor
teaching some PHD students.Shit...
what about-
Suddenly a dirty and obviously intoxicated homeless man
comes inside the 50 O'Toole building. John ignores it but
Josh looks at the man.
JOSH
Uh, sir, can I help you?
HOMELESS MAN
I'm good, I need to use your
washroom man. I need to go real
bad...
JONATHAN
Okay, sir, you can't come inside,
you have to leave, this building is
reserved for tenants only.
HOMELESS MAN
But I gotta go now!
JONATHAN
I Said LEAVE NOW!
24.
HOMELESS MAN
I bet your mom is a homosexual and
created a homosexual like you!
JONATHAN
Yea, I don't speak and understand
retard.
HOMELESS MAN
Well, fuck you man
The homeless man spits at Jonathan
JONATHAN
TABARNACK!
Jonathan goes at the man grabbing him by his collar and the
homeless man and Jonathan fight. Josh gets in the conflict,
and grabs his right arm, but the homeless man is actually
strong due to the drugs he took and tries to throw Jonathan
as he grabbed his arm. John just stares at him and Josh
radioed in for assistance. Soon, Lizzy Smith and few other
guards such as George (a guard in his 60s, skinny, and
afraid of his own shadow) and Bruno arrive on site staring.
Lizzy however goes for the vagrant's legs as Josh grabs hold
of the right arm. Jonathan grabs on to the homeless man's
left arm and yells at George and Bruno.
JONATHAN
Seriously George? Seriously Bruno!
TABARNACK! HELP!
George just stares and looks, while a small crowd gathers
behind him, Bruno slowly steps in getting in the way of
Jonathan as he loses his grip on the homeless man's left
arm, and as that happened, the homeless man's left hand
grabs onto Jonathan's private parts and twists and pulls it,
making Jonathan clutch into a ball.
SOUNDTRACK: Twist and shout sung by the Beatles
The homeless man squirms and continues to fight for awhile
keeping the security guards occupied,Jonathan is in a lot of
pain as his privates are being pulled and twisted by the
homeless guy's free hand, until the flashing blue and red
lights come and two police officers come into the building
finally subduing the homeless man and arresting him.
CUT TO.
INT.50 O'TOOLE SECURITY DESK
WE see an injured and somewhat bloodied and torn shirt and
pants Jonathan, still holding onto his injured private area
with a bag of ice. Josh, with a small black eye, and Lizzy,
with a torn shirt. The police finish taking their notes, and
leave the building.
25.
JONATHAN
Well, I gotta hand it to you Josh,
and you too Lizzy for watching my
back.
LIZZY
Whatever
Lizzy leaves
JONATHAN
Seriously? Whats her problem?
Josh, just shakes his head. Jonathan gestures to "what?"
JOSH
Are you fucking kidding me? You
always do this!
JONATHAN
Do what?
JOSH
You just go super impulsive on
vagrants and what not and just
fight them instead of just fucking
letting it go!
JONATHAN
The fuck is that supposed to mean?
JOSH
You don't remember?
CUT TO FLASH BACK
SOUNDTRACK: WHAT A WONDERFUL WORLD, SUNG BY LOUIS ARMSTRONG
A Montage SCENE of fights that Jonathan goes through and
each fight he goes through he gets injured, congratulates
the gang, and then after that forgets about it and critic's
them after he gloats about it. The gang at first likes his
"shallow" compliments, but then they disregard him as time
goes on and he nags/criticizes them and then goes into the
whole vicious cycle again.
Fight 1.EXT of King St side walk area.
Jonathan fights a black guy, with Tyler and Josh's help as
they tackle him when the black guy broke the window. As
Jonathan and the black guy wrestle, the black guy kicks
Jonathan in the private parts so hard Jonathan threw up and
curls into a ball.
CUT TO
Fight 2.INT. Atrium
26.
Jonathan fights a skinny drug addict with a needle stuck in
his arm, the guy punches Jonathan in the face, Jonathan
grabs his arm and puts him in a lock, but then the skinny
drug addict knees Jonathan in the privates. Again, Jonathan
curls into a ball of pain as the Special constables arrive
and made their arrest on the skinny drug addict.
CUT TO
Fight 3. EXT. Rupert ST
Jonathan fights a fat homeless vagrant, as the vagrant falls
down on his back as Jonathan pushes him back, he falls and
his foot goes flying right into Jonathan's crotch. Jonathan
again falls down in SLOW MO and curls into a ball of pain as
Josh, Tyler, and Lizzy run to his aid. FLASH BACK FADE OUT
CUT TO PRESENT
SOUNDTRACK: WHAT A WONDERFUL WORLD, SUNG BY LOUIS
ARMSTRONG-ENDS
JOSH
You seriously don't remember? You
get into these fights, I have to
clean up your fucking mess, we have
to write a damn incident report.
You be "grateful" for a few days,
then when we are not up to par at
work you start criticizing us!
JONATHAN
Tabarnack! Why you have to put this
on me! That is so uncalled for! All
I'm trying to do is to thank you
and that how you deal with it?
JOSH
OH FUCK THIS!
Jonathan realizing the sour mood, decides to change the
subject.
JONATHAN
Hey, remember the time when Bruno
let in those fucking zombies in?
And how we found out more about
Dan's side business?
JOSH
Oh fuck... Yea that was something
to talk about. Also on Tyler and
Matt White was a surprise too.
CUT TO FLASH BACK
27.
99 MONEY ST ENTRANCE
Loads of zombies crowd the area as the apocalypse seems to
have arrived early.
Suddenly-
CUT TO PRESENT
INT.50 O'TOOLE SECURITY DESK
Lizzy Smith appears out of no where, all cleaned up.
LIZZY
So.... What are you guys talking
about?
JONATHAN
(harsh tone)
We are working, as you can see we
are discussing what our plans are
unlike some people who do nothing
but talk all day.
LIZZY
Fuck off
Lizzy walks off and Jonathan takes offense to her comment.
JONATHAN
Ok, that was really uncalled for,
was I out of place? Was I wrong?
JONATHAN & JOHN
(beat)
NO!
JONATHAN
So why the fuck did she tell me to
fuck off?
It is obvious why,as Jonathan was being abrasive, but Josh
and John just don't want to say it cause it will bring more
unpleasant complaints from Jonathan. Plus, its obvious that
they are getting tired of telling this to Jonathan as he
doesn't seem to "get it."
Medium shot to John,as he just signaled to Josh to cut it
and change the subject.
JOSH
So as I was saying, the zombies
came by and-
CUT TO FLASH BACK
28.
EXT. 99 MONEY ST EXTERIOR ENTRANCE WAY/INT 99 MONEY ST
SECURITY LOBBY ENTRANCE AREA
We see a hoard of zombies crowding the 99 Money st entrance
way as the doors have been in emergency lock down protocol.
Everyone inside the building is safe for now. A small crowd
of people are huddled together taking refuge of the 99 Money
St building area. Jonathan and Josh are behind the security
desk talking.
JONATHAN
Fuck, that was quite a past,Tyler
really went at it and that was when
we learned about Dan's interesting
side business.MAN...After that
crazy riot ended I practically
talked to my girlfriend for like
each hour making sure she was okay.
JOSH
How is she doing? Still in Ireland?
JONATHAN
Yea, still there.
JOSH
When is she coming back?
JONATHAN
Right now it depends on when this
zombie outbreak finishes. The
military are doing their best to
keep it contained.
JOSH
Well, its been like 2 days since we
been stuck inside man.
JONATHAN.
Tell me about it, but Tyler and
Denis said we have to stay inside,
living off on whatever supplies we
have and make sure that things are
rationed out correctly.
JOSH
Man, all this because the COVID 19
strain mutated when it mixed with
the vaccine.
FOOT STEPS OF TYLER GUNMAN WALKING INTO THE ROOM SET HIS
"STATION" ON THE 99 MONEY ST SECURITY DESK.
He takes out his single action S&W Schofield .45 kit and
assembles it with a combination of the actions like Anna
29.
Kendrick- Cups as Tyler Gunman hums the song "Pitch
Perfect's When I'm Gone" with table taps and gun assembly
clicking and loading the ammo in a "cool" way. He also does
the same for his sniper rifle which is also a Springfield as
he assembles it together in a harmonious rythm.
He looks at Josh, and Jonathan. And a bunch of scared people
huddled together. Beat, then speaks.
TYLER
Boys, as you know I'm going to do
something risky and I want you guys
to make sure everyone is safe.
JOSH
Whoa, what are you gonna do sir?
TYLER
I'm going hunting.
JONATHAN.
Hunting? Hunting what?
Tyler just looks at Jonathan and shoulders his rifle. Matt
White shows up, a late 30's slightly obese white Southern
American with a Kentucky Accent arrives wearing a cow boy
hat and several small arms strapped to him. He also has a
rifle shouldered and a sniper telescope hanging around his
neck. He is Tyler's spotter. Tyler sees Matt and Matt sees
Tyler, they both nod and exit together to the 99 Money
street stair well heading up. Jonathan and Josh looks
bewildered and slightly confused. Few moments later, loud
sniper shots are being heard from upstairs.
BANG.
A zombie's head explodes.
BANG.
Two more zombie heads explodes. The zombies try to scurry to
the building and banging on the windows. Soon, gun fire is
being heard and zombies are being mowed down. The crowd
inside the building scream. The zombies are banging on the
windows of the locked down building of 99 Money st front
entrance to get inside. The "risky" move is making things
slightly worse, yet the zombies are being mowed down.
Suddenly, we hear an elevator "ping" and Bruno comes in and
talks to Jonathan and Josh.
BRUNO
Hey guys, whats going on? And why
are the doors in lock down mode?
Without thinking, Bruno presses the "release" button on the
desk and have the lock down protocol go down as he takes a
30.
seat behind the 99 Money st security desk as Jonathan and
Josh scream out as Bruno's hand goes over the button in slow
motion...
JONATHAN AND JOSH
BRUNO NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
CHAOS ERUPTS! People are screaming as zombies are being
hoarded inside with people running around frantically and
getting eaten alive. Gun shots are being heard, but a radio
call from Tyler is being heard.
TYLER (OS)
504 to base, what the FUCK is going
on? Did someone turn down the
lock-down procedure?
Josh quickly goes on the radio as Jonathan climbs on the
desk getting away from the zombie hoard using his
collapsable baton to ward them off.
JOSH
BASE TO 504, WE BEEN COMPROMISED!
BRUNO HAS TURNED DOWN THE LOCK-DOWN
PROCEDURE!ZOMBIES ARE INSIDE THE
BUILDING, REQUEST ASSISTANCE!
Meanwhile realizing what Bruno has done, he quietly sits
down on the security chair and falls asleep turning off his
"brain" and starts to drool. The zombies just simply pass by
him, but are after Jonathan, Alexa, and Josh run and Josh
has the key to the closet storage area, as Josh enters he
kicks Alexa out knocking down Jonathan.
JONATHAN
Tabernack, what the fuck Josh???
JOSH
Yea, every man for himself you
fucking parasite!
Josh quickly closes the metal storage door and locks it, as
Jonathan curses and bangs on the door screaming at him.
JONATHAN
YOU FUCK! YOU MOTHER FUCKING FUCK!I
THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS YOU FUCKER!
JOSH (O.S.)
FUCK NO WE'RE NOT FRIENDS! YOU
KIDDING ME?
31.
Just as he bangs the door, the zombies drag Alexa away as
she screams and gets eaten alive.
CUT TO PRESENT
INT.50 O'TOOLE SECURITY DESK
Jonathan, Josh, and John pause at this part.
JONATHAN
Wait.... Are you sure that's how
Alexa died? I thought she got
killed by the angry mob from what
you told me?
JOHN O'TOOLE
Yea.... Ummm what gives man? How
did Alexa die?
JOSH
Honestly guys, I "think" that's how
she died? I dunno, whatever. Going
back to the story.
CUT TO FLASH BACK
INT. 99 MONEY ST STORAGE CLOSET
Soon after they finished ripping apart and eating up Alexa,
the zombies then zero in on Jonathan, as he cowers and
screams, BANG a zombie falls down dead. Jonathan looks and
sees Tyler and Matt with their guns shooting at the zombies.
Tyler yells at Jonathan.
TYLER
GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE WAY
FRENCHIE!
JONATHAN
MERDE!
Jonathan screams like a sissy girl, ducks and runs out of
the way-
CUT TO PRESENT
INT.50 O'TOOLE SECURITY DESK
JONATHAN
Tabarnack!I did not scream like a
sissy girl you fucker!
JOSH
Yes you did man
32.
JONATHAN
And Fuck you! I just remembered you
kicked me out of that safe space! I
outta-
JOSH
Are you gonna let me finish this
story?
JOHN O'TOOLE
Yea Jonathan, let the man finish
the story.
JONATHAN
Tabarnack you stay away from this
old man!
JOHN O'TOOLE
(under breath)
Fucking French prickle prick dick
JOSH
As I was saying...
CUT TO FLASH BACK
EXT. 99 MONEY ST EXTERIOR ENTERANCE WAY/INT 99 MONEY ST
SECURITY LOBBY ENTRANCE AREA
Tyler and Matt White puts in their ear buds and turns on
their MP3s to the tune of
SOUNDTRACK:"Bodies" sung by Drowning Pool.
They both start shooting with their duel pistols killing
the zombies with their double action hand guns. AS the music
ends, their guns run out of ammo, however, more zombies
start to pile inside the building. A new song in their tunes
pop in:
SOUNTRACK: "By the blood" sung by Drowning Pool.
SLOW MOTION SHOT: TYLER AND MATT TAKES OUT THEIR CLIP BELTS
AND RELOADS THEIR HANDGUNS IN A SLOW BUT COOL FASHION
Soon, the camera speeds up and...
BANG
The chaos and carnage of dead zombies begin more.
The zombies are dying out, Tyler and Matt walk and shoot
their way to the 99 Money St entry/exit way passing a
sleeping Bruno behind the 99 Money st desk, Jonathan is
ducked under the desk, and soon takes a peek on whats going
on like the chicken shit coward he is. Soon Tyler and Matt
reach to the door and keep on shooting, suddenly they run
out of ammo and take out their machetes and start slicing up
the incoming zombies.
33.
Tyler radios in for Dan. Dan drives up a Ford 4x4 technical
with a .50 cal machine gun built in the back of the pick up
as he drives, he runs over some zombies. He honks the horn.
DAN
GET THE FUCK IN!
Tyler and Matt get on to the pick up, loads and primes the
.50 cal machine gun and starts firing away. Matt mans the
guns and starts shooting like crazy. Tyler helps feeds in
the .50 cal.
Suddenly out bursting from the door, Jonathan runs out and
screams at the guys.
JONATHAN
Tabarnack! Wait for me!
He makes a break for it as zombies chase him and runs into
the back of the Ford pick up truck and jumps in, Tyler slaps
the side of the truck signalling Dan to drive on as Matt
shoots the zombies and runs several of them over until-
CUT TO PRESENT
INT.50 O'TOOLE SECURITY DESK
JONATHAN
Tabarnack estie. Are you fucking
making this shit up? I don't
remember any of that shit! Cept the
part where you kicked me out of the
closet you fucker!
JOSH
That's cause you got slapped like a
bitch too many times to remember to
calm the fuck down by Tyler, Matt,
and Dan, cause you screamed too
much remember?
JONATHAN
Fuck you.
JOSH
Just telling the truth. I mean,
look at you.
JONATHAN
Whats that supposed to mean?
JOSH
I mean, you play your stupid pranks
that tend to backfire on you and I
tell my stories.
34.
JONATHAN
That's bullshit, you know well that
my pranks are all clean fun.
JOSH
Sure, like the time you got Lizzy's
cell number and pretended to be
some hot online date and sent her
sex texting her.
JONATHAN
Ok, fine that I admit it got fucked
up at the end.
JOSH
Sure it did Romeo! Hahahahaha
JONATHAN
Shut the fuck up!
JOSH
Dude, of all the back fired pranks
you done, you gotta talk about that
one since Lizzy got really into it!
MATT REDMAN
(O.S.)
Into what?
We see a short haired young caucasian man in his mid 20s
well built, and good looking, Matt Redman, a High value
security agent for the Israeli embassy wearing normal
civilian clothing unlike the security uniforms of what
Jonathan and Josh are wearing. He's a former Canadian RCMP,
but can be a bit impulsive in many things.
JOSH
Well well well, look who we have
here.
Matt fist bumps Josh and Jonathan and nods to John
O'Toole.It is obvious that he is well liked.
However,everyone knows except for John O'Toole and Lizzy
Smith that you have to use small talk with Matt Redman,
since he is not 100% trustworthy.
JONATHAN
(In French)
Tabanack estie, what rock did you
turn out from, you SOB.
MATT REDMAN
(In French)
Good to see you too smart ass.
JOSH
Yea we were talking about
Jonathan's many failed pranks.
Especially the sex texting with35.
Jonathan quickly cuts Josh off
JONATHAN
He means my girlfriend. Dude, shut
the fuck up!
JOHN O'TOOLE
Hey guys, the boss man is coming.
We see Tyler Gunman coming to the 50 O'Toole security desk
with two cans of beer disguised as "energy drinks."
TYLER
Well boys, looks like its that time
of day again.
JONATHAN
Ah! Ce'bon!
Jonathan takes his can and starts chugging it down a bit. It
has been a rough morning for him and it isn't past 9am yet.
Tyler takes his sip of "energy drink."
TYLER
So, whats happening boys? John, are
you looking up girls from the
cameras again you dirty ol man?
JOHN O'TOOLE
(scoffs)
What? Me? Nah. I would never.
He quickly turns to another camera away from a pretty girl
he was trying to get a close up on her boobs in the atrium
lobby area.
MATT REDMAN
Nice find John
TYLER
*sigh* Where's George?
JOSH
Remember Jonathan made a prank and
told him that he's dead and he
thinks he's a ghost. He's probably
hanging out or "haunting" the B1
area.
CUT TO FLASH BACK
INT.99 MONEY ST SECURITY DESK-DAY
Jonathan comes in and makes an announcement to Bruno, Tyler,
Lizzy, and Josh.
36.
JONATHAN
Hey guys, before George comes in,
lets pretend he's dead and we can't
hear or see him. Lets see how he
reacts.
Everyone laughs and agrees, then they pretend to be sad as
George arrives.
GEORGE
Good morning everyone.
(Pause))
Hey why the long faces?
JONATHAN
Man... I can't believe it, George
is gone.
JOSH
Yea, died in his sleep, who could
have figured that one out?
George is in disbelief
GEORGE
What the hell are you guys on? I'm
right here!
TYLER
Yea, poor George.
LIZZY
Yea, can't believe it.
Bruno was about to break the joke.
BRUNO
Wha? But guys, he's right-
Jonathan kicks Bruno
BRUNO
OW! OH right, um, yea, poor George.
George looks stunned. But then goes in a mild shock.
GEORGE
Okay, maybe I must have missed
something. But if I'm dead and you
guys can't see or hear me.... Oh my
gosh... I'M A GHOST!!!!
The guys snicker a bit but quickly gets serious.George looks
around.... Then he smiles, an idea comes to mind.
37.
GEORGE
Well, if you guys can't see or hear
me because I'm dead, then fine!
Goes to Lizzy Smith
GEORGE
Lizzy, I think you are a fucking
selfish cunt. Word of advice from
the wise, the whole world does not
revolve around you! You stuck up
bitch!
Goes to Tyler
GEORGE
Tyler, I respect you, but damnit,
you are one lazy son of a bitch for
a leader, you know that?
George pulls down his pants and moons Tyler, then pulls his
pants up.
Goes to Bruno
GEORGE
Bruno, I like you man,I will always
remember our 20 plus years
together. Heck, you are the
greatest drinking buddy I've ever
had, but damn man, you are
sometimes the biggest stupid son of
a bitch I've ever met! I can't
believe you teach at a University!
Fuck sakes.
Goes to Josh
GEORGE
Josh, I like you. You are
definitely one of a kind, being
here and made work really
worthwhile, but dammit man, stop
wasting your time at this shit
hole! You have so much potential, I
just don't understand why you are
even a fucking security guard
here??? Plus, educate yourself in
music, like me man!
Goes to Jonathan.
GEORGE
Jonathan, even though you are new
and keep us on our toes, you are
the biggest jackass I've ever met!
You seriously need to chill the
fuck out and get laid ASAP! Fuck
(MORE)
38.
GEORGE (cont'd)
man, you take life waay too
seriously. You know what... Here-
George unzips his fly and pulls out his penis and slaps it
few times on Jonathan's face. Jonathan freezes from shock
and surprise.
GEORGE
I hope you like cock meat sandwich
you jackass! I always come to work
early to take your locker space and
do shit into it! You made this job
a living fucking hell for everyone!
Fucker!
George leaves with his dick hanging out running about as he
thinks he's a ghost.
GEORGE
I'm gonna haunt this fucking
building!
Some people see George running around half naked and wonder
what is going on. Few women scream.
The gang unpause, and stare at Jonathan. Jonathan is super
stunned... Then they all laugh at Jonathan hysterically.
CUT TO PRESENT
INT.50 O'TOOLE SECURITY DESK
WE are back at the security desk and the gang makes a weary
chuckle. Matt decides to change the subject.
MATT REDMAN
I been meaning to speak with all
of you, especially you Tyler.
Tyler puts his "energy drink" can down on the 50 O'Toole
desk, and has his eyebrow raised.
TYLER
Oh?
MATT REDMAN
Yes, please follow me gentlemen.
Matt leads the way, and Tyler, Josh, and Jonathan follows.
John was about to get up but Tyler signals him to stay
seated. Dejected, John follows the order, and looks around
to make sure the coast is clear before he goes back to the
girl he was "spying" on from CCTV. An "energy drink" can
hits John O'Toole in the head.
39.
JOHN O'TOOLE
OW! Fuck!
CUT TO:
50'O 'TOOL ELEVATOR HALL WAY AREA.
The four guys gather near the elevator hall way.
MATT REDMAN
Okay, what I'm about to show you
guys is in deep confidentiality. My
boss will need your help in this.
Okay?
TYLER, JOSH, JONATHAN
Okay.
Matt Redman nods his head and pushes the elevator call
button, DING, elevator opens up and they all climb in.
C.U. On Matt Redman's hand as he punches a few buttons as if
it was registering a password code.
MATT REDMAN
Now, I keep messing the last number
if it was a 6 or a 9. I will try
6.They keep changing the code.
The elevator activates and goes down quickly to an unknown
floor in the P4 area. The elevator opens up and reveals a
giant fight arena. Everyone including Matt Redman is shocked
and surprised.
CUT TO:
INT. GIANT UNDERGROUND FIGHTING ARENA
We see a huge caged arena built with barb wires, and scraps,
very ghetto almost, and a hundred people cheering out for
blood. In the area looks like two furry-like dogs fighting,
however, they are none other than mutated stuffed animals
with sharp teeth and claws fighting for the death. Instead
of blood, its white fluff stuffing spewing out. We see a
bunch of scrapped up stuffed animals that "died" fighting to
the death.
A heavy death metal band is near by making some noise led by
a skinny French Canadian with a scruffy beard in his mid
40s, his name is Ren. He is wearing black leather as if he's
a member of the Harley Davison motorcycle gang.
Jonathan looks at him.
40.
JONATHAN
Hey, I know him, he was this famous
lead boy band that had some
mysterious death! He's back from
the dead??
JOSH
How would you know that?
JONATHAN
Um...Lizzy keeps talking about
him,and annoying us about it
remember? Ren, the lead singer of
the "Gay all the
way!"group.....(beat)
What the hell is he doing now?
JOSH
Ugh... I rarely listen to Lizzy
that fat bitch. Oh look, he's
opening a new song as the fight
begins.
SOUNDTRACK: Astronaut in the ocean by Masked Wolf plays sung
by Ren and his new band "Death angels"
We soon see a fight happening with two mutated stuffed
animals, one a clown with a shiv, the other a over grown
teddy bear with claws and fangs.
CLOWN STUFFY
Got a joke for ya bear, knock knock
BEAR STUFFY
whose there?
CLOWN STUFFY
Imashank ya
BEAR STUFFY
Imashank ya who?
CLOWN STUFFY
I'm gonna shank ya
The clown stuffy runs up to the bear stuffy to the dick and
starts stabbing the bear stuffy right there.
*stab stab stab
BEAR STUFFY
THAT ALL YOU GOT CLOWN? BRING THE
PAIN!
The bear stuffy growls and laughs at the pain as he bleeds
out his white fluff out of his guts and neck, and uses his
claws to claw at the clown's head till it tears off and
rolls on the dirty arena ground.
41.
The crowd goes wild.
Tyler, Josh, Jonathan, and Matt Redman all see this in
disbelief. Suddenly we see Dan and another Sunshine building
mechanic named "Gilles Barnes" a short stocky French
Canadian wearing the mechanic uniform, however, he is
wearing a white lab jacket observing the chaos of the
underground fighting match.
JOSH
What the fuck is all this?
MATT REDMAN
I have no fucking clue, your guess
is as good as mine.
JONATHAN
The fuck is that? Tabarnack
We see some video ads on a huge projector screen displaying
a strange advertisement stating:
"What a night of fun and girls? Call O'Toole girls escorts,
for fun and pleasure."
TYLER
This ad better not be sponsored by
who I think it is.
The ad continues with this statement:
"This ad is sponsored by Pimp daddy John O'Toole, oh daddy!"
TYLER
*sigh* Fucking dirty ol man.How
many times do I have to talk to him
about this shit?
Suddenly the crowd goes wild and Matt gets pushed into the
arena by accident by a rowdy bystander.
MATT REDMAN
OH FUCK! What the fuck?
He sees 3 cute fluffy kitties with big round eyes staring at
him. They look cute at first, until their hideous fangs show
up and the three kitties start hissing at Matt.
MATT REDMAN
Oh fuck this cute shit
Matt takes his issued Glock 19 out of his holster and starts
shooting at the kitties blowing their heads off, emptying
his clip. Suddenly, we see Dan and his "mentor" Gillies
Forge, a white French Canadian man, stocky built with
glasses in his 50s wearing a science lab coat running to the
areana shouting. The crowd goes wild!
42.
GILLIES
FUCK, tabarnack! STOP! Matt, what
the fuck are you doing?
MATT REDMAN
The fuck is all this Gillies?
GILLIES
Its my latest biological creation,
mutated stuffed animals! I need the
money to fund my research so I'm
organizing these underground
fighting matches with the help of
Dan and several sponsers.
TYLER
Let me guess, one of them happens
to be John O'Toole.....
JOSH
In many ways, I'm not surprised
John has a side job.
Jonathan intervenes.
JONATHAN
Tabarnack, am I the only one who is
not taking this in well? The fuck
is all this shit? I must be going
insane! I must be-
Suddenly his phone beeps, a message from his girlfriend from
Ireland.
JONATHAN
Tabarnack estie! I have to take
this.
Jonathan exits to check his phone. SUDDENLYHis
phone gets knocked out of his hand by one of the drunk
patrons and gets sent into the arena with a batch of new
mutant stuffies.
JONATHAN
TABARNACK! FUCK! MY PHONE!
Without thinking Jonathan dives into the arena to get his
phone.Meanwhile Josh sees this and turns to Gillies.
JOSH
Yo, Gillies, how much is John
charging per girl?
CUT TO:
43.
INT. UNDERGROUND ARENA
We see the smart phone ringing as Jonathan looks at it
meters away but it feels like "miles" away to him.
Near the phone, a claw grasps it as saliva slime oozes on
the phone. Jonathan stares at the overgrown 7 foot tall
stuffie mutant creature and gets into a street fighting
stance (brawler).
JONATHAN
FUCK FUCK FUCK, tabarnack, you ugly
mother fucker.
Jonathan quickly looks at Josh still talking.
JONATHAN
Seriously man?
Josh, looks at Jonathan and shrugs.
JOSH
Hey, don't look at me man, you put
yourself into this mess.As usual.
JONATHAN
Fuck you Josh! You Native fucks are
all the same.
JOSH
What the fuck is that suppose to
mean?
JONATHAN
Lazy, leeching off our hard earn
tax money, and always want others
to do the work for them.
Josh gets triggered.
JOSH
HEY! FUCK YOU MAN! YOU know what,
I'm gonna enjoy watching stuffed
animals kicking your ass. You put
this on yourself!
JONATHAN
Watching what?
A furry fist punches Jonathan in the face so hard
SLOW-MO CAMERA SHOT OF JONATHAN'S FACE BEING PUMMELED SLOWLY
BY A FURRY FIST AS HE GOES FLYING BACK IN SLOW MOTION.
Spit and blood fly out and he lands hard!
Jonathan gets up and starts wailing at the furry creature
punching him repeatedly, until all the white fluff stuffing
flies out all over the place.
44.
Suddenly, Josh appears behind Jonathan and kicks him from
behind. Jonathan falls flat on his face and gets super
angry.
JONATHAN
Tabarnack, you are a dead man!
JOSH
Come at me bitch! I'm gonna kick
your ass for calling my people
lazy!
The two start fist fighting getting some good jabs at each
other. Then they wrestle down to the ground. Ren sees this
and lets his band know to play a new tune.
SOUNDTRACK: We will Rock you by Queen, sung by Ren.
JONATHAN
You Fucker!
JOSH
You parasite leech mother fucker!
JONATHAN
What the fuck that supposed to
mean?
JOSH
It means, every fucking hard work I
do you leech off from me!
JONATHAN
FUCK YOU! Thats not true!
JOSH
Yes it is you FUCKING BITCH!
The crowd goes wild as they see two fully uniformed security
guards fighting to the near-death. Josh finds a shiv and
stabs it into Jonathan's kevlar vest, but has no effect but
to piss of Jonathan even more.
JONATHAN
TABANACK! YOU FUCKER!
JOSH
Come at me French bitch!
After a full out on brawl, few punches to the face and
several kicks happen with bloodied faces, Josh was about to
knee Jonathan in the crutch, but stopped realizing that is a
cheap move, until Jonathan kneed Josh in the crutch instead.
Josh curls up in a ball of pain and Jonathan spits at Josh
and picks up his cell phone from the sandy arena floor.
JONATHAN
Go back teaching kindergarten!
45.
JOSH
Fuck you to hell you fucking French
bitch!
Jonathan walks away leaving Josh in pain behind.
CUT TO:
INT. THE UNDERGROUND HALL-DAY
Jonathan looks through his smartphone after his fight with
the mutant stuffy and with Josh, to see the many text
messages left from his girlfriend, he scrolls down to
several of them, mostly recent and missed. One of them was a
missed online chat call.
JONATHAN
Tabarnack, fucking loud noise in
this shit underground arcana, I
didn't even hear any of this shit!
POV shot to Jonathan's smart phone screen:
The screen messages read
"We need to talk" "Call me soon" " Where are you?" Etc
Until Jonathan reaches down and reads "Missed call"
JONATHAN
FUCK! FUCK FUCK! I have to go
upstairs and take this.
Matt Redman comes to Jonathan and taps him on the shoulder.
MATT REDMAN
Hey man, you okay? I saw your
fight...(BEAT)
Matt looks at his phone.
MATT REDMAN
HEY!
I'm gonna head up, apparently the
Israeli Ambassador wants to see
this chaos since what I told my
boss, he told the ambassador and
now the ambassador finds this quite
profitable in some ways.
JONATHAN
The fuck? Um, okay. And to be
honest, no I'm not okay.
MATT REDMAN
Walk and talk?
46.
JONATHAN
Sure.
The two walk to the elevator leaving behind Josh, Tyler,
Dan, and Gillies. Tyler flips to his smart phone and calls
John O'Toole.
CUT TO:
INT. UNDERGROUND ARENA
Tyler is somewhat furious over the phone as he is talking to
John O'Toole.
TYLER
For fuck sakes John, how many times
do I have to tell you to keep it in
the fucking down low! You have any
idea how fucking risky it is to
cover up your schinanigans again?
MOST importantly, WHERE'S MY CUT?
JOHN O'TOOLE (O.S.)
What? What the fuck are you on
about this time? I swear, I have
nothing to do with it!
TYLER
OH yea? Then explain this! YOU OWE
ME MORE THAN 50% THIS TIME O'TOOLE!
Tyler puts the phone on another advertisement projection
audio on "O'Toole escort services, high value!" As his phone
is on Speaker.
JOHN O'TOOLE (O.S.)
Pfft! That could be ANY O'Toole
escort services, I mean, it can't
be me, my name is common.
The audio continues:"Sponsored by Pimp daddy John O'Toole!"
JOHN O'TOOLE (O.S.)
Okay, still a coincidence!
While Tyler and John have a heated debate about this matter,
the camera cuts to Josh, Dan, and Gillies.As Dan and Gillies
helps Josh to his feet and let him sit down a bit after his
fight from Jonathan.
JOSH
Okay, so let me get this straight,
this just happens since you are a
genetic scientist, but you are
working here as a mechanic and
handyman for the Sunshine
buildings?
47.
GILLIES
That is correct sir
To Dan
JOSH
And you, are helping him, why?
DAN
For biological animal warfare. I
plan to have these creatures get
auctioned off in the UAE weapons
Con when Gillies perfects them.
Right now, its just all fun and
games for the common but wealthy
audiences, but once we get the high
rollers in, then we are making the
big cash flow. Thanks to folks like
John O'Toole, some Ambassadors in
this building, and, believe it or
not, some of your guard have other
jobs.
JOSH
Oh my gosh, you are not joking
about that. I mean, Bruno is
actually a fucking Ottawa
University professor.
GILLIES AND DAN
What????
CUT TO:
INT. THE UNDERGROUND HALL
We see Matt Redman and Jonathan walking together and talking
about his girlfriend dilemma.
MATT REDMAN
Hmm, man, I dunno what to say.
JONATHAN
Yea, I don't know either, and I
can't get a hold of her under here
for some reason.
MATT REDMAN
Must be all the concrete
interference.
JONATHAN
Then how the fuck was she able to
send these messages?
MATT REDMAN
Good question my friend, I dunno.
Anyways, man, I really hope your
(MORE)
48.
MATT REDMAN (cont'd)
girlfriend issue gets resolved
soon.
JONATHAN
Thanks.
MATT REDMAN
No problem, anyway, when I remember
what I need to talk about I will
let you and the gang know. Right
now, I gotta go to my other job.
JONATHAN
Huh?
Matt gets in the elevator and pulls off his button down
shirt to reveal his McDonalds employee work shirt.
MATT REDMAN
God Forbid, if you break up, come
see me, you can't believe how many
HOT young girls work at McDonalds,
since most of them are university
students. See ya around man!
Elevator door closes leaving Jonathan behind
JONATHAN
OH tabarnack, this feels like this
is gonna be another episode or
storyline going on some day.
Another elevator dings, and Jonathan is about to take it.
JONATHAN
Tabarnack, this feels like its
gonna be a long fucking day.
Just as Jonathan says those lines a group of 3 guys come
out of nowhere, intoxicated, and drunk with drugs and
alcohol, and bump into Jonathan, Jonathan reacts.
JONATHAN
Tabarnak! Watch where you are
going!
DRUNK PATRON #1
Awww go fuck your self!
DRUNK PATRON #2
Yea, what the fuck is your problem?
JONATHAN
Sir, I suggest you go somewhere
else, I'm going to take this
elevator.
49.
DRUNK PATRON #3
Oh fuck you man, we saw this
elevator first, can't we all take
it together?
JONATHAN
Seriously? Get the fuck out!
One of the drunk patron spits on Jonathan
DRUNK PATRON #3
Fuck you!
JONATHAN
Tabarnak!
Jonathan goes at the guy and starts punching him, the other
guys fight Jonathan and starts kicking his sorry ass as one
of them kicks Jonathan in the crutch.
SLOW MO camera of the fists that go flying around and one of
them has a tattoo of a scorpion. Jonathan blacks out after
the last thing he sees.
The CAMERA pans out to the INT elevator as the door closes
CUT TO:
INT.50 O'TOOLE SECURITY DESK
We see John O'Toole working hard in his desk after he
finished his phone call with Tyler.
As we hear the elevator go "ding" Jonathan exits and
appears. Suddenly he notices somethings. The hall ways are
cleaner, the guards are working, and Lizzy Smith is actually
patrolling and doing her duty, also, her looks changed.
Suddenly a song breaks out,
"What the fuck?" sung by Jonathan using the lyrics of "Whats
this? by Danny Elfman adapted by Tim Burton's The Nightmare
before Christmas. Song written by Juhnun Oh
C.U. To Jonathan
JONATHAN
The fuck? The fuck? TABARNACK! What
the fuck is this?
Jonathan looks at John O'Toole working hard
JONATHAN
The fuck? The fuck? TABARNACK! What
the fuck is that?
He looks at Lizzy being different
50.
JONATHAN
The fuck? The fuck? Is that Lizzy
being thin'n' sweet, and hot?
Lizzy Smith gives coffee to Jonathan, as he accepts he
continues his song.
JONATHAN
TABARNACK! What the fuck is
this????
Lizzy leaves smiling at Jonathan and waving at him, and he
sees Bruno working hard on his desk at 99 Money St from the
CCTV shows at the 50 O'Toole desk
JONATHAN
The fuck? The fuck? TABARNACK!
Someone is actually guarding here?
He sees Security guard George, a white elderly male in his
late 60s walking about doing his patrol being diligent.
JONATHAN
What the fuck is going on? George
isn't really dead, what- the- fuckis
this?
Jonathan takes the tracktic tool reading it through and is
surprised!
JONATHAN
The fuck the fuck, reports are
written really well I must be
dreaming! Wake up, oh wait, thats
just not fair WHAT THE FUCK IS
THIS????
CUT TO:
INT.99 MONEY ST SECURITY DESK
Suddenly Josh comes from the elevator and meets with
Jonathan as he continues to sing the song along with Josh.
JOSH
The fuck? The fuck? What the fuck
am I seeing?
JONATHAN
The fuck the fuck? Burno is
actually awake and alert doing his
job so well, WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?
A phone rings and Bruno answers it normally.
BRUNO
99 Money ST Security desk? Okay,
its for you.
51.
Bruno passes the phone to Josh.Josh picks it up and
continues the song.
JOSH
The fuck? The fuck? Elevators are
down? The fuck the fuck? Engineers
are telling me they are on it and
working? What the fuck is this???
JONATHAN
The fuck? The fuck? Come on
Jonathan wake the fuck up, this is
just to much, what the fuck is
THIS!?
Josh looks at Jonathan carefully and continues the duet
JOSH
The fuck? The fuck? My eyes must be
deceiving me as I see Jonathan
being really nice? What the fuck is
this?
The song stops.
JONATHAN
The fuck are you talking
about?Tabarnack! I'm always nice.
Dead quit.... Some people in the background cough.
JOSH
Ummm.....
Song continues
JOSH (CONT)
The fuck the fuck? What the fuck is
that? John O'Toole is giving me hot
whores for free what the fuck for?
Jonathan interrupts and the song stops
JONATHAN
Okay what the fuck is going on??
JOSH
Oh didn't you know? You got hit in
the head really damn hard the
moment you stepped out of the
elevator?
JONATHAN
WHAT?
CUT TO:
52.
INT. 99 MONEY ST STORAGE CLOSET
We see Jonathan, Lizzy and Bruno all tied up in the closet
booth and a terrorist holding an AK-47 by gun point.
Jonathan slowly wakes up.
JONATHAN
What the fuck? Tabarnack, I knew it
was too damn fucking good to be
true!
LIZZY
What the fuck are you even talking
about?
JONATHAN
I just had a dream, never mind.
LIZZY
Man, they must have hit you hard.
JONATHAN
What the hell is going on?
LIZZY
Terrorists took over our building
and have held the Israeli embassy
hostage.
JONATHAN
Well fuck, there goes our security!
BRUNO
Well, it isn't so bad.
JONATHAN & LIZZY
Shut the fuck up Bruno!
Suddenly Jonathan's phone rings again.
JONATHAN
Merde, its my girlfriend, great, I
can't get the phone when I'm tied
up like this. Tabarnack.
A terrorist comes out with a ski mask and an AK-47.
LIZZY
What the fuck?
Jonathan recognizes the terrorist from his hand tattoo. The
scorpion!
JONATHAN
Tabanack, are you kidding me?
One of the terrorist is the drunken guy that beat up
Jonathan during the mutant stuffy arena.
53.
TERRORIST #1
OH my gosh, its that fucking
security guard I was talking about
guys!
TERRORIST #2
Oh shit, lets take him to the boss.
JONATHAN
Tabarnack! Don't you go fucking
touching me!
LIZZY
Jonathan, use your head, these guys
are armed and dangerous, just do as
they say if you want to live.
TERRORIST #1
Yea, listen to your girlfriend
there! Heheheh
JONATHAN
Fuck you.
Terrorist #2 knocks out Jonathan with the butt of his AK-47.
CUT TO. BLACK
INT. INTERROGATION ROOM/ISRAELI EMBASSY-EVENING
WE see the room being held hostage by various terrorists
inside the embassy, Jonathan is being tied up in a steel
chair and has a sack over his head. He comes to as the sack
over his head gets taken off.
JONATHAN
Tabanack, where the fuck am I?
TERRORIST #1
WE ask questions, so shut up!
JONATHAN
How the fuck did you get in?
TERRORIST #2
WE said we ask questions! OH, that,
that was easy, bald guy with
glasses just let us in.
JONATHAN
God damnit Bruno!
Terrorist #1 slaps Jonathan
TERRORIST #1
SHUT UP!
JONATHAN
Ow, okay, fuck.
54.
TERRORIST #2
Who the fuck are you?
Jonathan goes quiet for a moment, until Terrorist #1 slaps
him again.
TERRORIST #1
SPEAK!
TERRORIST #2
Yea seriously speak.
JONATHAN
I'm just a security guard. What
else do you want from me?
TERRORIST #2
Yea, thats all we need to know.
TERRORIST #1
NO. We need to know if he knows
this guy.
The terrorists pull out a picture of Josh
JONATHAN
The fuck? What do you need that
jackass for?
TERRORIST #2
So you know him?
JONATHAN
Yea,he's one of my co-workers, why?
Terrorist #1 looks at Terrorist #2 and nods. Terrorist #2
goes out and alerts the rest of his comrads. Jonathan looks
mildly concerned.
JONATHAN
Wait, tabarnack, what the hell is
going on? What do you need him for?
The terrorists put a sack over his head again and knock him
out with the butt of the AK-47
CUT TO:
BLACK
INT. 99 MONEY ST STORAGE CLOSET
This time we see Jonathan and Bruno tied up, Lizzy is
missing, but we hear O.S. Screaming from Lizzy. Jonathan
wakes up. And gets concerned. Bruno is sleeping/drooling.
JONATHAN
Tabanack. Just my fucking day.
Bruno, you awake?
55.
He sees Bruno, tied up, and sleeping. He realizes that Bruno
could be drugged, or-
JONATHAN
Fucking hell man, you just ate some
gummies didn't you?
He sees Bruno's hands are full of cannabis gummies. He
self-drugged himself.
SUDDENLY, terrorists barge into the room again throwing Matt
Redman into the room. Matt is tied up, gagged, and obviously
beaten up severally, as he's wearing his McDonald's uniform.
JONATHAN
Tabarnack. What the fuck? They got
you at McDonalds?
Matt wearly wakes up from his beatings.
MATT REDMAN
Fuck man, not only did they beat me
up they are holding some of the hot
McDonald's girls hostage,
especially this one chick named
Charlotte.
JONATHAN
Who else is captured? What they ask
you?
MATT REDMAN
They captured the Isreali Embassy,
they found a way to gas the
place.Luckily nobody was killed,
but for some reason they keep
asking for Josh. I don't know what
they want with that guy?
JONATHAN
Yea! Tabarnack, they asked me the
same thing too!
MATT REDMAN
Where is Josh?
JONATHAN
Last I remembered, he and I had a
huge fight.
MATT REDMAN
Great. What else is new?
JONATHAN
Listen, can you see if you can get
me freed?
56.
MATT REDMAN
How? I'm tied up too incase you
have forgotten?
Suddenly! The door opens and more terrorists pop in throwing
in Lizzy as she trips over Matt and lands on Jonathan's
crotch. Jonathan is in pain again.
JONATHAN
OW! TABARNACK! FUCK! SHIT!
LIZZY
Well, this isn't glamorous for me
either, its like I'm giving you
head! Eeew.
MATT REDMAN
Okay, will you guys seriously shut
up? We gotta pull through this and
think this through and figure out
how we can get out and find Josh.
LIZZY
Yea, why the hell do they need him?
MATT REDMAN
What did they say to you Lizzy?
LIZZY
I don't know, I wasn't even
listening to them, all they said
was something about Josh, but I
kept talking about this gorgeous
boy band I was into, called "Gay
into you" or something led by Ren!
Oh my gosh is he sooo dreamy! I so
would pull my panties down for him
and let him do whatever he-
MATT REDMAN
Okay lets stay focused here
JONATHAN
Yea, tabarnack! Nobody wants to
hear your fucked up fantasy Lizzy.
LIZZY
Fuck you Jonathan! All you do is
bitch and complain about everyone
and everything!
JONATHAN
No I don't, I am here to work, and
work is what I do.
LIZZY
Bull fucking shit, you hypocrite!
57.
JONATHAN
FUCK YOU LIZZY!
LIZZY
NO! FUCK YOU JONATHAN!
MATT REDMAN
Whoa! Hey guys!
The two fight and butt heads even though they are tied up,
yet, Lizzy with her "fat" obese strength manages to rip out
of the bondage's and grabs Jonathan, suddenly, they stare
into each other's eyes, and slowly but surely, they kiss.
Soon they kiss passionately and heavily.
SOUNDTRACK: OPENS WITH CANCER (MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE COVER)
SUNG BY TWENTY ONE PILOTS. OR "WHERE IS MY MIND" SUNG BY
PIXIES -*WORK IN PROGRESS* OR ENYA?*NOTE: WHICH IS FUNNIER?*
MATT REDMAN
WHOA! SERIOUSLY GUYS! GET A FUCKING
ROOM!
They both ignore Matt and soon Lizzy rips off the bondage's
from Jonathan and takes his pants off, and Jonathan starts
ripping off Lizzy's clothing as they passionately make some
fucked up love as they hump each other intensely,C.U. On the
sweat drips on Lizzy's zit face as Lizzy takes control of
Jonathan as Jonathan goes inside Lizzy.
MATT REDMAN
OH MY FUCKING GOD! I SOO DID NOT
WANT TO SEE THIS SHIT!
Matt Screams in the background as Lizzy and Jonathan moan
and scream with passionate delight as they orgasm together
sweat and spit everywhere.
CUT TO:
INT. 99 MONEY ST STORAGE CLOSET
A few moments later.We see Jonathan and Lizzy half naked and
drenched with sweat.
JONATHAN & LIZZY
Wow....
Matt Redman is still tied up and whimpering wishing he
didn't see all that.
MATT REDMAN
You fucking animals....
JONATHAN
Tabarnack! Shit, I cheated on my
girlfriend! FUCK!
58.
Jonathan quickly gets up. Tries to find his cell phone, but
looks into it. Pauses...
JONATHAN
Tabrarnack, what do I do?
LIZZY
Just focus, we have to find Josh.
Jonathan nods,soon he and Lizzy get geared up with new
uniforms as the storage closet is full of new uniforms,
conveniently. Matt Redman is seen whimpering behind. Bruno
comes to.
BRUNO
Oh hey Matt, listen, I think you
are gonna need to eat some of these
if you heard what I believe what I
heard subconsciously.
MATT REDMAN
(whimpering)
Yes, please
Matt takes a huge mouthfull of cannabis gummies and starts
eating away wishing he was never born after what he just
witnessed, whimpering away.
LIZZY
I just don't understand whats so
important about Josh?
JONATHAN
For once, you said something thats
right on topic!
LIZZY
(chuckles)
Oh fuck off Jonathan.
Suddenly the door opens and pops in Alexa, all tied up and
gagged. The security team are surprised to see her since
they all though she was dead.
LIZZY
What the fuck? Alexa?
Jonathan removes the gag and Alexa freaks out panicking.
ALEXA
OH my God! What the hell is going
on? I came by to say that I got out
of the hospital after my skin graft
surgery and other things from the
past incident here. Suddenly these
terrorists just grabbed me and
(MORE)
59.
ALEXA (cont'd)
gagged me before I called out for
help!
JONATHAN
Tabanack, why did you come back?
Every time you come back, something
bad happens to you and Josh keeps
telling us you died each time.
ALEXA
What the fuck? I didn't die! I
mean, I lose few fingers and stuff,
but I didn't die. I mean, I almost
did with the bullets and zombie
bites in the past.
MATT REDMAN
OH God, not you again.
ALEXA
OH my God! Its Matt! Hey... How are
you?
MATT REDMAN
Fine, if someone just gets me out
of these binds.
Jonathan and Lizzy unbinds Matt Redman.
MATT REDMAN
Oh thank God! Now I gotta get my
shit and gear together and figure a
way to get the fuck outta here.
JONATHAN
Yea, and then we gotta find Josh
and see what the hell is going on.
LIZZY
(gesturing to Alexa and
Bruno)
What should we do with these guys.
MATT REDMAN
We leave them here, otherwise they
might get hurt or killed. Leave
them bounded so they won't do
something stupid.
ALEXA
WHAT THE FUCK MATT? I LOVED YOU AND
YOU LEAVE ME LIKE THIS?
MATT REDMAN
Look, for the hundredth time, all I
said was if you wanted a job, just
give us your resume, you didn't say
(MORE)
60.
MATT REDMAN (cont'd)
anything about me asking you out
for a date!
ALEXA
BUT I LOVE YOU!
MATT REDMAN
Oh fuck, shit just gets better and
better. Lets get the fuck outta
here.
LIZZY
How genius? The storage room is
locked from the inside and out,
unless you have a key.
JONATHAN
I have an idea.
CUT TO:
INT. 99 MONEY ST STORAGE CLOSET
A few moments later, a terrorist member barges into the door
and scans the room, but only sees Alexa and Bruno. Bruno is
drugged, and Alexa is un-gaged, but bounded, she freaks out
and cries for help. The terrorist back hand slaps her hard
until her tooth flies out of her mouth.
TERRORIST #2
SHUT UP INFIDEL BITCH!
ALEXA
(cries)
Ow, fuck, you didn't have to hit so
hard.
TERRORIST #2
(SLAPS ALEXA HARDER AGAIN
till another tooth flies
out)
SHUT THE FUCK UP! Where are your
other comrades?
Matt Redman, Lizzy, and Jonathan quietly get off the ceiling
apprentice and quietly climbs down to the exit door where
the terrorist is unaware of the actions, until Alexa cries
and tries to signal the terrorist despite the blood rushing
out of her mouth.
TERRORIST #2
Oh fuck this.
The terrorist takes his gun out and shoots Alexa in the head
as she dies instantly. Suddenly the door slams behind him
leaving just him, a dead Alexa corpse, and Bruno being tied
up and stoned again.
61.
TERRORIST #2
OH fuck.
The terrorist runs to the door and starts yelling, then he
takes his gun and tries to shoot the door, but the bullet
ricochets and hits him in the head killing him instantly as
he falls backwards on top of Alexa's corpse, crushing her.
CUT TO:
INT. 99 MONEY ST. SECURITY DESK LOBBY AREA
We see a squad of terrorists roaming around the 99 Money ST.
Security Desk area, most of them with ski masks. As the
three idiots (Jonathan, Matt Redman, and Lizzy) slammed the
door, the terrorists are now fully aware of whats going on
and starts shooting them, the three make a breaking run for
it.
MATT REDMAN
SHIT! I KEEP FORGETTING ON WATCHING
MY 6!
JONATHAN
TABARNACK! JUST SHUT UP AND RUN!
LIZZY
FUCK! RUN!
The three run like crazy, bullets fly and near misses them
as they barge into the main atrium of the building.
CUT TO:
INT. SUNSHINE BUILDING ATRIUM AREA
WE see the atrium is a huge mess and half the place is on
fire. Suddenly we see more guns firing and blazing out as
RCMP ERT and Canadian forces make their way into the ATRIUM
from the 50 O'Tool st and moving in from King St. Entry
ways. The terrorists are trying to fight back, as a mini war
zone commences. Bullets flying and grenades exploding from
the inside. Smoke bombs are released. The three duck for
cover behind some sofas and turned over tables.
MATT REDMAN
Fuck, why do I get myself into this
shit. Its not even Friday yet!
JONATHAN
I fucking hate Mondays.
LIZZY
Jonathan, your phone is ringing!
JONATHAN
Seriously? Tabarnack, of all the
shit going on you noticed my phone?
62.
LIZZY
Well, excuse me Jonathan!
Suddenly a bullet grazes Lizzy's shoulder
LIZZY
OW FUCK!
The three duck for better cover.
MATT REDMAN
Shit. Hate this shit.
JONATHAN
Tabarnack, what do we do?
Suddenly out of nowhere, Josh comes out wheeling a dead
Alexa corpse tied to an industrial folding hand cart, using
her as a mobile human body shield. An AK-47 is strapped
behind his back ready to fire.
JONATHAN
TABARNACK! WHERE DID YOU COME
FROM!?
JOSH
I just hid in the 99 Security desk
cupboards and waiting for the right
moment to escape. When I found out
it was you guys that got out of the
storage room, I decided to make a
break for it, until I heard
gunfire. (gesturing to Alexa)...She
makes a GREAT body shield! She's
super heavy though, but her fat
seems to absorb the AK-47 rounds!
LIZZY
Where's Bruno???
JOSH
I put him in charge of the 99 Desk,
he's calling in more
reinforcements!
MATT REDMAN
Do you know where Tyler, John, and
Denis are?
JOSH
I don't know! I don't know
everything dammit!
Explosions near by them occurred.
JOSH
Lets go to the Starbucks and
regroup there using Alexa as our
shield!
63.
MATT REDMAN
Okay! On three!
JONATHAN,LIZZY, & JOSH
THREE!
The three yell and use the Dolly to push the Alexa shield to
Starbucks, Alexa sheild gets shot up some more by the fire
exchanged by the terrorists and RCMP/ARMY, until her face is
unrecognized. The four made it safely inside the Starbucks.
Josh stabs his knife in her back several times.
JONATHAN
Josh, tabarnack! What the fuck are
you doing?
JOSH
UH, making sure she's really dead
dude.
JONATHAN
SHE'S FUCKING DEAD! TABARNACK
ESTIE! JOSH DAMNIT, LET IT THE FUCK
GO!
Josh makes few more stabs and shanks at Alexa's corpse.
JOSH
Okay! FINE!
Josh stabs her few more times.
JONATHAN
SERIOUSLY???
JOSH
OKAY FINE!
Stabs Alexa one last time.
LIZZY
Where the fuck did you get that
knife?
JOSH
Its mine! I always carry a knife
just incase.
MATT REDMAN
Okay....
JONATHAN
Okay, even more important. Why you?
JOSH
What about me?
64.
MATT REDMAN
Yea, seriously, they keep asking
for you. What are you hiding or
doing that's pissing off these
terrorists?
JOSH
Not my fault, I was born with it.
JONATHAN
Tabarnack, just tell us!
JOSH
Okay, but I warn you, you won't
believe me.
LIZZY
Just try us.
JOSH
Okay, it started off when I was
born, my people, the Odawa tribe
gave me up for adoption to rich
Koreans. They realized that my
power which is to bless or curse
people, or even nations, is a great
blessing and a costly terrible
curse at the same time. So, in
order for me to be in safe hands,
the Koreans who adopted me,
promised to keep me safe until I'm
at the right age. Knowing Koreans,
they don't adopt unless its for a
big meaning or cause.
JONATHAN
Tabarnack, yea right, this is bull
shit. You? Having powers? Fuck me,
this is such bullshit. Why am I
listening to this?
JOSH
How often do you have good days
Jonathan?
JONATHAN
Uh, never....wait a minute....
JOSH
Yea, see?
JONATHAN
YOU FUCKER!
JOSH
Same goes with everyone, but it is
costly, since every time I bless
someone I get blessed in return 7
(MORE)
65.
JOSH (cont'd)
fold, but if I curse someone, I get
cursed back 3 fold. SO its a game
of balance and math. You see why I
try to keep it cool?
LIZZY
Wait a minute, what about Alexa?
She seems to keep raising back from
the dead?
JOSH
Oh yea, um, a fluke I guess? I
dunno why she keeps coming back
from the dead, thus why I wanted to
stab her several times to make sure
she's really dead you know?
MATT REDMAN
Makes sense, but still fucked up
dude.
LIZZY
So these terrorists found out about
you? How?
JOSH
Its from the Jewish torah about the
story of Balaam son of Beor,
apparently his gift of blessing and
cursing has came down to me.
Somehow I'm some sort of decendent.
LIZZY
What? How? That makes no sense!?
JOSH
I don't know, my background is
still murky. All I know are those
terrorists found out I work at this
building and they thought it was at
the Israeli Embassy, but they soon
realized I don't work there, so
they are spreading out and holding
the building hostage until they
find me.
JONATHAN
And who the fuck are they?
MATT REDMAN
I can answer that, its Al-Qaeda, or
the Taliban, they are trying to use
Josh to curse the Isrealites and
bless their cause so they can win
more battles. Man, I heard about
this power, but never in my mind
have I thought it be you Josh.
66.
JOSH
Yea, well.... It happens. So I vote
we find a way to get the fuck out
of here before they find out where
I am.
MATT REDMAN
Well, the good news is, that most
of my staff and team mates have
evacuated out of here, and the RCMP
rescued them, but I got an idea to
get you outta here Josh, its
simple, its-
Suddenly a BANG is heard. Matt gets shot.
MATT REDMAN
Oh fuck. (passes out)
A group of terrorists grab Josh, Jonathan, and Lizzy and put
them at gun point.
CUT TO:
INT. SUNSHINE BUILDING ATRIUM AREA
The terrorists move Josh, Jonathan, and Lizzy to the open
area as a cease fire has occurred.
TERRORIST #1
OKAY, we have hostages! We have
demands! You engage, we kill these
innocent security people! You leave
us with this man (referring to
Josh) we go in peace and will not
detonate the bombs. Do you
understand?
BANG!
Terrorist #1 drops down dead with a bullet shot to his head.
CUT TO:
INT. SUNSHINE BUILDING ATRIUM AREA NEAR 50 O'TOOLE ST
WE see Tyler and Matt White in urban camouflage with a C14
Timberwolf sniper rifle. Matt White is the spotter, Tyler is
the shooter and ejects the shell out of the rifle, ready for
the second shot.
MATT WHITE
Tango down, nice shot
TYLER
Thanks
67.
They aim for the next shot
CUT TO:
INT. SUNSHINE BUILDING ATRIUM AREA
BANG!
Another terrorist falls, then another, and then another.
Soon, Josh, Lizzy, and Jonathan are okay, unharmed and
freed. Then, the RCMP ERT and Canadian Army goes to them and
gathers them up.
Heart beats are heard and things are in mute....
SUDDENLY a suicide bomber comes at them screaming out. Josh
pushes Jonathan towards them. Jonathan screams out-
BOOM
FADE TO BLACK
CUT TO. 99 MAIN LOBBY AREA
Ambulances and rescue workers are around. Jonathan is on the
stretcher still alive, but bleeding around his forehead, and
royally pissed off. Josh is amazed.
JOSH
Wow.... Thats gonna be something if
this is a movie, this will
definitely be talked about in the
Blue Ray commentary on how you
survived this-
JONATHAN
TABARNACK MERDE!
Jonathan lunges towards Josh, and they wrestle around the
ground until Josh knees Jonathan in the balls. Jonathan
curls up in a ball and still curses at Josh in French, the
police break them up and cut to:
CUT TO:
INT. POLICE STATION INTERROGATION ROOM
As the story ends, both Jonathan and Josh are calmed down a
bit, but still a bit angry towards each other.
The police interject and talk to them, though they are still
unseen.
OFFICER 1 (O.S)
So, it seems you guys have seen
quite a bit of action today, as
(MORE)
68.
OFFICER 1 (O.S) (cont'd)
well as encounters from the past.
Anyways, we will let you guys go
after this terrible day.
JOSH
You can say that again.
OFFICER 2 (O.S)
So, before we let you guys go,just
to check, why did you push Jonathan
towards that suicide bomber?
JOSH
Because one, he's a dick, but
second, I know he's usually
prepared in wearing that ridiculous
kevlar vest, so I knew he would be
prepared.
JONATHAN
They took my kevlar off and I
didn't have a spare one in the
storage closet you idiot!
JOSH
Oh, so that's why you're so fucking
pissed off with me.
JONATHAN
Tabarnack, fuck off!
JOSH
Always fucking pissed off.
JONATHAN
If it wasn't for these cuffs, I
would kick your fucking ass,
tabarnack!
JOSH
Look, I said I was sorry okay?
JONATHAN
Fuck you!
JOSH
Dude, come on, think of the
positive shit, your girlfriend from
Ireland is okay right?
JONATHAN
She broke up with me.
JOSH
What? Why?
Jonathan takes his phone from his pocket and shows it to
Jonathan despite the cuffs on him.
69.
POV shot to the phone:
JONATHAN'S GIRLFRIEND (O.S)
Jonathan, I'm sorry, I can't do
this anymore. This long distance is
just too much for me, so I decided
to love you to the point of letting
you go. I decided to live in
Ireland and start my life here than
go back to Canada. Also, I'm
engaged to a very handsome
Irishman, I hope in time you will
forgive me and I hope we can still
be friends. Love-
Jonathan takes his phone away, pissed off.
OFFICER 1 (O.S)
Wow that's really sad and all, but
you guys still didn't explain how
you, Jonathan were able to survive
that blast?
JOSH
Sorry officer but can you please
give us a moment?
OFFICER 2 (O.S)
Sure.
The two officers are unseen but heard leaving the room,
opening the door, and closing it.
JOSH
Look, I'm sorry you had to go
through that man, and I'm sorry I
pushed you into that suicide
bomber, and also sorry for a lot of
things.
JONATHAN
Ya think? Fuck.....
JOSH
Look man, all I'm saying is that we
all have a past. We all have made
choices that maybe weren't the best
ones. None of us are completely
innocent, but we all get a fresh
start every day to be a better
person than we were yesterday.
JONATHAN
And to think you are my friend.
Fuck.
JOSH
We are not friends Jonathan
70.
Jonathan looks at Josh in mild shock.
JOSH
We are brothers.
Jonathan smiles a bit.
JONATHAN
Tabarnack, fuck man, I can't stay
mad at you forever. Yea, we are
like brothers. We fight but at the
end we do get along.
JOSH
I heard you got a new girlfriend
anyways....wow....
JONATHAN
FUCK, don't remind me, but I will
admit that sex we had was quite
intense.
JOSH
Dude, please, my virgin ears.
JONATHAN
They aren't virgin.
The two men laugh.
JONATHAN
I wonder what will happen tomorrow.
JOSH
We shall see, after all today is a
Monday.
CUT TO:
CLOSING CREDITSINT.
99 MONEY ST. SECURITY DESK LOBBY AREA
The next day.Tuesday.
WE see Bruno sitting behind the desk, sleeping, but he has a
new guard dog with him, C.U. On the dog tag "Dirty Harry"
While Bruno is sleeping behind the desk, the dog does most
of the work, deactivating alarms, moving the CCTV cameras
with his paw, and barking at the radio as the radio calls
back in response
JOSH (O.S.)
10-4 Base.
WE see Lizzy and Jonathan close together but doing an
exterior patrol from the Money St sidewalk as the camera
71.
pulls to the public sidewalk to King St we see George half
naked still believing he's a ghost running around as people
look at him.
CAMERA PANS TO
INT. 50 O'TOOLE SECURITY DESK
The camera pans to 50 O'Toole St as John O'Toole is in his
purple pimp outfit, very classy, with gold chains and
looking like a high end ghetto superstar, as he gets off his
limo with a bunch of sexy clad girls he gets off his limo
and goes inside 50 O'Toole St and suddenly he's in his
Security guard blazer and uniform, as if he made a magical
"transformation." He then goes to his security desk and
greets Josh, Josh gets up and lets John O'Toole sit, Josh
walks up and meets with Supervisor Tyler Gunman as Matt
White leaves him behind a file with someone's photo in it.
Matt White meets with Matt Redman and goes to the elevator,
as Matt Redman accidently drops his gun inside the elevator
and goes off, some people scream as the elevator door closes
behind him.
MATT REDMAN
Oh shit
CAMERA PANS TO
INT. SUNSHINE BUILDING ATRIUM AREA
Tyler and Josh meets with Gillies and Dan where they are in
their usual Sunshine building gray handyman uniform.
Business as "usual" but Tyler whispers to Dan and Dan gives
him an ominous package that resembles a small handgun PPK 7.
As Tyler gives Dan the money. Josh disengages and walks
towards Rupert st and with a snap of his fingers, the inside
of the atrium starts pouring in water from the sprinklers,
where everyone gets soaked and groans except Josh.
JOSH (O.S.)
It's a Tuesday!
CUT TO. CREDITS
THE SUNSHINE BUILDING: WHERE IT RAINS INSIDE!
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