The Gravy Train Gang

"Alright, we know he comes in here every day at three o'clock and opens the bottom left cabinet door next to the fridge. It's three of us and today our goal is to get that box of cheezees. They're so damn delicious! Shadow, you're the biggest. When he opens the cabinet, stand sideways behind him. Buttons, you create a diversion while I-"

"Uhhhhh, what's a diversion?" Buttons innocently interrupts.

"Douse me with flea powder and beat me with a stick! You don't know anything, do you? A diversion is where you yelp or barf out loud. Something to get him to turn around to see what's wrong. When he does, he won't notice Shadow and will trip over him. Thats when I run over and grab the cheezees. Simple as chasing flies and peeing on hydrants. Here he comes!"

Their owner walks into the kitchen, Buttons immediately starts barking profusely while Shadow rams into his legs over and over. Lucky puts a paw to his forehead.

"What are you crazy dogs doing? GET OUT OF HERE NOW!” their owner shouts. They scamper away with tails between legs.

"If only I had thumbs…We need to practice. You guys suck at this!"

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