The Firstborn Scam
A Fantasy Microfiction
I stared down the Demon. He stared back, one eyebrow (out of many) raised. "That is all you ask for? Your firstborn, in exchange for your pre-pregnancy figure?"
I nodded. "Yes. Is the request too great for you?"
He (She? It?) snarled. "The deal is struck. Expect me after the birth."
The demon vanished, leaving behind the smell of sulphur.
I teleported home, a gift from another demon. In the mansion, my husband waited. "How many does that make?"
I glanced at the list: magical powers, long life and good health, youth, riches, and immunity from all prosection; all granted in exchange for custody and possession of our firstborn.
Thankfully, the demon who granted immunity from prosecution thought I'd mispronounced it, and hadn't questioned why a Minority would want freedom from persecution. I hadn't corrected his assumption, and looked forward to the fireworks when a bunch of angry supernatural beings realised they'd been tricked and couldn't do a damn thing about it.
"Four demons, a god, three eldritch abominations, and two witches."
We exchanged a high-five, laughing. Neither of us had wanted to be parents, so when we discivered the pregnancy too late to do anything about it, we had to get creative.
My husband raised my hand to his lips, and I could feel him smile against my skin. "I have to say, I wish them all the best of luck co-parenting."
About the Creator
Natasja Rose
I've been writing since I learned how, but those have been lost and will never see daylight (I hope).
I'm an Indie Author, with 30+ books published.
I live in Sydney, Australia
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Comments (39)
Very creative!
Great story, a perfect flash 🤗
It's a great twist! Best of luck with the VMAs. You have as much of a chance as anyone else. You have to be in it to win it.
Cruel, sadistic, clever. That's an interesting idea. Good read. More please.
Haha! That would be amazing!! This story was fantastic!
Co-parenting demons! Dark, funny and a bit disturbing. I liked it.
Way to leave 'em wanting more! Well done!
A wonderfully clever take..... and it really makes me want and entire story/book. However, the fact that you leave us with the image of the scammer thinking they've duped so many also allows imagination to play havoc with what might come next. Great job in so few words.
LOL
Yeesh. Disturbing. Sounds like Chemosh. No thanks.
Brilliant writing & storytelling!
Great story using twisted humor! Congrats!
this is twisted with just the right dash of dark humor!😈
Sinister and surprising! Well done. ❤️
Nice
awesome , well written
Aha that was clever! The last final sealed it all. Well done!
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Clever! Congratulations!
Hahah the last line is so good! Wasn’t sure where this was going but you wrapped it up nicely
beautiful
congratulations 🎉💖✨
Highly amusing!
Haha hilarious and great gifts!
Simply delightful. It made me laugh out loud.