The events of Qin Dynasty

I opened the door and saw that Master Li was holding Home Appliance Repair in one hand. Referring to it, he had put a plate into the DVD. On the screen, a Japanese girl dressed as a nurse with bursting breasts rushed to show herself to everyone in the room. A female superior so-and-so, and then a underwear man to the potential of the thunder is not hidden in the pressure on the so-and-so body, a pair of magic hand to the explosive milk knead shape unpredictable, so-and-so a jiao Yin, can not self-prohibition.

Liu Bang looked happy: "This is a little interesting ha!"

I quickly ran to block in front of the TV, Li Shishi blushed and hid to one side, Liu Bang at me straight wave: "Get off!"

Then I heard the so-and-so scream out loud, "Flax dei, eigu, eigu --" The condensed version, without foreplay, went straight to the knife.

Steamed stuffed bun came directly out of the dish to go, she is very natural: "This wait for our two women are not you see."

Liu Bang: "Then you go out first..."

Qin Shi Huang "crooked (that) before you and Hadron..."

This speech suddenly stunning the audience, even two silly also to me hey hey lewd laugh number.

"I can't believe you and your sister-in-law haven't seen a porn or anything," she said disapprovingly.

Except this time, whether the First Emperor of Qin actually saw the porn, history is not recorded, can not be tested.

In the evening, we naturally divided into three parties, Baozi and Li Shi Shi, Liu Bang and Jing Ke, leaving Xiang Yu and I slept in the former warehouse.

Jing Ke to Liu Bang's question is every question must answer, although the principle is wrong and only that kind, but the use of method is correct, if you can not answer, he will say: "Here is the fairy, said you do not understand."

In fact, Xiang Yu was more sorry to Ying Pangzi than Liu Bang. At that time, this young man occupied the world of Qin Shi Huang. He killed and burned all the old people and things, and he even dug up the grave of Qin Shi Huang.

Now he found that win fat man is very kind, probably also guilty, win fat man also want to give him the bed to sleep, later found that Xiang Yu if you want to sleep head and feet will be on the air to stop, two people talked about the Qin Dynasty, Qin Shi Huang heard Xiang Yu grandpa Yan, and talked about the so-called Chen CAI beauty, summed up a strong Jin three points of experience and lessons, recall the past, lofty years thick. However, the First Emperor of Qin did not fully ask what Xiang Yu was.

Although I drank a little wine, but did not sleep well, the 300+54 nightmare troubled me all night, I even dreamed that a Hong Kong old man excited to hold my hand and said: child, you are actually my bastard son, my name is Li Jiacheng......

The next day I got up very late and the bun had already left -- she had to work all day today. When I looked at my watch, it was past 11 o 'clock and Xiang Yu was no longer on his stretch bunk.

I went out of the room and saw Li Shi Shi wearing an apron to make lunch. In the pocket of the apron was her secret book of survival -- Home Appliance Repair. This girl not only had a big chest, but also had a brain. Next time you see Liu Lao Liu ask him how long I can live.

Xiang Yu went for a run. Although he was a time bomb when it came to Yu Ji, there was no need to worry about it. Liu Bang got up early in the morning and pester Li Shi Shi to give him yesterday's piece of porn as soon as the steamed stuffed bun left.

I have put away the porn, because one of the level 3 male hero's imaginary enemy is Shi Shi Li.

I won't bore you with what two idiots are doing.

I found that none of these emperors and generals were fond of sleeping in. When I mentioned their extravagance and indulgences, the words "sleep until you wake up naturally and get cramps from counting money" came to my mind. But now I look at them as naive. So a large number of ladylike rulers (the new word is "possessors of the means of production") were less than virtuous in the matter of sex: How did King Zhou do it? What did Emperor Yang do? What did Wu Zetian do? What did Clinton do? Freud said...

I ate a bowl of preserved egg porridge in the service of Master Li, took a toothpick, and walked down the stairs like a rich landlord. My door was always open. Not only was there no strangers in this remote place, but also there was nothing to steal. Even the art frame on the wall I have more of a heart, the last few nails are smashed crooked, want to steal? You're gonna have to step on the couch.

The most valuable is my laptop, which has to spend a lot of time to open two QQ and one web page. This is locked in my locker, and I also have a suit for summer in my locker. These are all made by my boss Hao (a sound). Say anything about not wearing a suit during work hours. Half a month later he came to me this hang out, know in advance that he will come to me wearing a straight suit, neck with a circle of sweat, he saw me happy, asked me to do (or a sound) what, I said this is not you let wear, told him for a long time, he patted his head: that day I drink more to you when others.

Now I haven't seen him for more than half a year, not to mention I miss him a little. If the salary doesn't come into my account every month, I wonder if he even forgets he has a place here. Lao Hao must be making money, although every time I see him he always wears a dirty brand name, like a township entrepreneur who goes to town to win an award, but I notice that he never wears the same style of clothes twice, which means he is better than Lao Pan. I estimate that he earns about 3 to 4 million yuan a year, if he changes into something good, it is impossible to say.

It occurred to me that even Hao could not afford to support so many people.

Money! Money! How do you get $5 million a month? Let two idiots to calm the situation, let Li Shi Shi to sit on the table, Qin Shi Huang to dry the stall, Liu Bang pyramid scheme, Xiang Yu do nothing, I was sure to be hated by people at that time, stay with me as a bodyguard (I want to write you still see)?

Then a smart man came in with a box in his hand. He looked at me and asked incredulously, "Do you own this place?"

"What is it?" I asked, chewing on a toothpick. I resent his condescension.

The man placed the box gently on the table, pulled out a business card and handed it to me. I took it without looking and put it in my pocket. He also said impatiently: "Bi Chen, this time is for this thing, you look at the goods."

He opened the lid of the box and found a strange white bottle in the satin embroidery. If the neck was not much longer than the bottom of the bottle, it would be impossible to tell which side was up and which side was down. Except for the strange foundation, it was almost the same as an ordinary vase.

"This is..."

"It's an antique. Now let me ask you to give me a price for it. We'll talk about whether it works or not."

Seeing that Chen was so steady, I became even more suspicious. I reached for the phone and called Lao Pan. Chen said, "I can tell you first that this is an antique from the period of Emperor Huizong of the Song Dynasty..."

I nod perfunctory, old Pan ring ring: 2002 the first snow......

Reaction I leng a moment, asked: "You say when?"

"From the period of Emperor Huizong of the Song Dynasty."

I hung up the phone immediately and shouted upstairs, "Cousin, come down, have you seen this bottle --"