The affliction of robbers

The underworld bandits gathered to discuss their next plan to steal.

"I really want to do a big deal that will shock the society and be successful!

A gangster whimsically said, who knows the leader of the group then his words readily agreed: "Right! I've been thinking the same thing, and now I've got something in mind, so let's get ready, I'm going to work."

The bandits were surprised by these words, and they asked, "How will you do it?"

"In our line of work, everyone chooses the time to act at night, but since the surrounding area is too quiet, it is inevitable to attract attention when doing so. This time I intend to do the opposite, unexpectedly to get it a guy ......"

"Good point, you are worthy of our leader in the end, the idea is always a higher move. However, how to start it?"

"In broad daylight, armed with a gun to break into the bank robbery."

The chief's words were like ravings, and the minions could not help but be disappointed.

"Don't be ridiculous! It's not even possible. If you do what you say, I'm afraid you'll be arrested and put in jail before you even step through the bank door."

"Idiots, you're always missing something in your head. Okay, let me tell you something. ...... Now we write a TV script, give it to the traffic police near the bank, then we all dress up as TV crews and go to the bank to film

The bank is unprepared and must be taken by surprise, then, we just grab the money, even if the last resort to shoot, the police will also be indifferent, only as the plot required and specially arranged sound effects it, and finally, we listen to my orders, together with the retreat ...... "

The chief's words have not fallen, the minions have long been talking up, only to see a admiration to the ground.

"High opinion, fantastic! Wonderful!"

"Now we can have a great time, guys, let's hurry up!"

The bandits got a van and wrote the words "TV production team" on it. After the script was printed, the gangsters dressed themselves up carefully. Some dressed up as vicious fighters, some dressed up as order-keeping staff, and finally everything was ready, the chief gave an order and the elaborate plan was put into practice.

The robbers drove their car to the entrance of the bank and just stepped out of the car with their pistols in hand, the traffic police who were on duty nearby really came around to ask questions. One of the robbers hurriedly presented them with several TV scripts and explained the reason, which was so good that they understood and stopped asking questions.

All's well that ends well! Not expecting things to go so well at the beginning, the robbers, in high spirits, rushed into the bank one after another and shouted: "Gentlemen of the bank, we are the real robbers, hand over the money quickly! If anyone dares to move, he will be killed immediately!"

Who knows, the plan was messed up at this point, and an accident happened. A doorman suddenly came forward with a smile on his face and broke the tension in the place.

"Gentlemen, can I help? I really didn't know anything about you guys coming to shoot TV. It's funny how the supervisors don't inform this kind of thing so that the staff can prepare for it. You know how important the publicity work is, but they ......"

Another young customer also crowded forward and said enthusiastically, "I am a writer. The line you just said doesn't fit, what with the bankers and all, it's like a campaign speech. In addition, we are the real robbers of this statement is also not subtle, immediately the bottom of the light to the audience. Who wrote the script? Next time let me do you a favor."

The bandits managed to get away from them to the window, where a girl working there stood up in a panic and said, "When is the show? Can I be on camera too? Wait, let me put on some more makeup ......"

The women of the bank left their seats and crowded over to this side, "Aye, put us on camera too, we're all TV fans, we're good at it, no need to rehearse!"

One of the bandits got impatient with this chaotic scene and couldn't help but shout at the top of his voice: "Enough! This is not a show, men, let's do it for real!" Then he pulled the trigger, and the bullets whistled into the ceiling, shattering the lights.

But it didn't work either, as one of the boys pushed his way over and said, "Ho, that's tough! It's just like the real thing." Another man said: "Probably the lights in the ceiling pre-filled with gunpowder, and then let it explode it, if the uninformed, but also really to the bluff!"

At that moment, the president of the bank showed up.

"Hey, gentlemen. Can you add a shot of the glass! That is the special tempered glass for the bullet, if from the side for our publicity, will improve the customer's trust in this bank ......" said, handed an envelope containing money.

"Sir, let us play the honorable role of not yielding to the threat of robbers and drinking the bullet, please!" The male employees also gathered around and pleaded.

The robbers had no choice but to explain in a hundred different ways, but at this point none of them took their words seriously. Even the traffic policeman who initially helped to maintain order begged, "Let us play the role of the policeman who caught the robbers, so that perhaps the drama can be more realistic and heartfelt. Sir, you know how happy our parents back home would be if they could see their children on the TV screen!"

When the matter had come to such a state that it was difficult to end it, the leader of the bandits stood out and yelled indignantly, "Listen, everyone, suspend filming today, go back to revise the script, and come back to reshoot another day!"

The bandits withdrew from the scene in disarray, all of them full of complaints.

"I never thought I would get such an ending, today's society is out of order. I've never seen so many lawless people!"