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Planet Tetro ~ Page 18
It wasn’t an emergency alert . That means that he doesn’t believe that we were spotted , and that the little people aren’t creeping around our tree or general area . That also must mean that Bulls Eye only spotted them and nothing more . I planned to keep track of everything that we saw using my notepad . ( They use pen and paper just like in our world ) I gave him the signal that I noted what he said and to continue watching . That also alerted me , to make sure I was doing my part while I was watching as well . Since John was sleeping , it was mandatory that we covered his direction as well .
By Terrence4 years ago in Fiction
Planet Tetro ~ Page 17
I took into careful consideration what both of my partners said . Then I replied to the both of them . “ I want to go right through the forest . An unnecessary detour now will only have us traveling through the night . I would say tonight that we find a big tree to camp in at the edge of this forest . If we go another way , we’ll lose time anyways . I say we play it patient and quiet in the tree . We can keep watch to see if anything is going on in the first place , while hiding and staying low-key . Even now let's scout the edge area and make it safe right after we talk . I'd also say we can even use some of those Sweet tree’s sap ( Similar to honey trees of our world ) . We can use the stickiness from the sap to stick leaves all over our bodies . Our very own make - shift camouflage . “
By Terrence4 years ago in Fiction
The Flood, From a Woman's Point of View
“Noah, what are you doing?” Noah’s wife asked him. “You’re making a big mess. I hope you don’t expect me to clean this up.”
By Anna Maria Junus4 years ago in Fiction
Planet Tetro ~ Page 16
Luckily the map never got wet. I had it in one of my delivery containers. As I explained before, it is waterproof. I placed the map in one of them because it was the safest place to be in case of danger. I walked and guided with the map as my friends kept watch. After what we'd been through, our group was on guard. Bulls Eye trailed from the back with his bow, piercing the trees and Skys with a sinister intent from his sharp eyes. John led the way as I guided him with the map. He would also shower the landscape and sky with ill intent. I chuckled and thought to myself. I'm starting to love this new team of mine.
By Terrence4 years ago in Fiction
When She Rings
When she rings, he always goes into the other room to talk to her. ‘Work, Honey,’ he mouths at me with a wave of his hand and an apologetic grimace.
By Catherine Moffat4 years ago in Fiction
Glamma Gigi's Unfortunate Timing
Imagine looking for your grandma and finding her floral caftan with matching pink furry slippers, the floral citrus smell of Channel #5 still hanging in the air meandering along the trail of brilliant zinnias all the way to the hot tub. Then imagine the evidence, a struggle, indentations in the St. Augustine signaling an awful sordid event that took all the sunshine right out of the sunshine state. Then there was my Pop, what would he do now without her?
By Lana Broussard4 years ago in Fiction
Mud Takes Two
It all began on a quiet autumn morning, with nothing to do but stare out into nothing. Two young kids were wanting some excitement so they went to their parents and asked them a question. They asked if it would be possible for them to go out on their ATVs since it had rained the previous night and the ground was a giant mud puddle just waiting to be enjoyed. Their parents didn't mind and gave them the okay, so with hearts full of anticipation for their newest adventure they set off on their vehicle of choice.
By Toby Heward4 years ago in Fiction
Planet Tetro ~ Page 12
After I asked those two questions, Bulls Eye started talking. "Okay, I'll answer you quickly because it's about to get real. You only slept for 2 hours, Bright, which is still decent for you. We were going to wake you up at 3. Regarding this army of little guys and maybe girls, it would be safe to say we have to get ready. They haven't blinked one time since we woke you up. Good thing we kept a small fire going, or we probably wouldn't have seen them. "
By Terrence4 years ago in Fiction
Planet Tetro ~ Page 11
Now to get back to the more critical matters. There were plenty of questions that just came up. We have a schedule, though, so we have to figure it out on the go. All hope is not lost; this is a perfect time to test my new invention. After my last mission, I created a near-indestructible device. It's also waterproof. It's a metal tube with rubber band-like brakes to provide resistance to Bulls Eye's powers, and I'll have Bulls Eye mark it. He already scored Slims shop when we were there.
By Terrence4 years ago in Fiction
Fun With Phoebe
My phone rang just as I pushed my way through the front door of the house. Laptop in one hand, keys and a thirty-two ounce soft drink in the other, I tried to do the multi-layered juggling act we all do while trying to not miss a call. Of course, this never works and the voicemail kicks in just as we (and by “we” I mean all of mankind) slide the little icon over to “answer”.
By Joe Moreland4 years ago in Fiction
Zoo HQ
Housed in the San Diego Zoo, is the main headquarters of our story, otherwise known as Zoo HQ. Hidden among the habitats created for their exotic and classic zoo animals' needs is a secret society. They handle undercover operations to protect both animals and human lives from the clutches of evil that crawl in the shadows of our society, both animal and human. Their society reaches all corners of the globe, interconnected utilizing all the worlds zoos and their unique ways of operating. Different stories happen within the walls and boundaries that each of these zoos holds, and each one is a doozy.
By Toby Heward4 years ago in Fiction
Do-Over
If Newt had read this book 20 years ago, his whole life would have been different. He wouldn’t have been cleaning the Time Travel Institute, he was sure he’d be running it.
By Flora Nickels4 years ago in Fiction