Humor

The Great Anchor Weed Heist
Shadowsithe Ghoststrike, the Ghastly Bulk Merchant, looks over her bags in confusion. Hadn't she just had another stack of Anchor Weed? Where had the bundle of bright red herb gone?
By Megan Baker (@thegothofsawpit)(@shadowsitheghoststrikebwr)3 years ago in Fiction
The Domino Score
Part 1: Blue Star drives the crew in their armored Hummer to Domino Bank and park in a discrete area 20 feet away. White Star acts as the hacker by using their computer to break through the bank's firewall and disabling the security cameras and alarm system. Green Star plants mines to neutralize incoming cops.
By Kylecovey Smith3 years ago in Fiction
Attack the Plaza!!!!!… or not (or the heist that may or may not have happened)
It was a normal day at Voxmore. The evil family woke up to hatch new plans to destroy the plaza and destroy those dastardly, good-doing heroes.
By Melissa Ingoldsby3 years ago in Fiction
Drunk-ass Aliens: Cow Theft Gone Wrong
"Xono, you sure this is a good idea?" Veni asks his Gray counterpart. Inebriated slurring accompanies his speech; the mind-altering substances they consumed prior to their trip to Earth are still in full effect.
By Megan Baker (@thegothofsawpit)(@shadowsitheghoststrikebwr)3 years ago in Fiction
Myths Vs Facts: Why Some People Believe You Shouldn't Sweep After Sunset
There is a common superstition that says you should not sweep after sunset. But why? Is there a scientific reason behind this belief?
By TUHIN HANSDA3 years ago in Fiction
Masterpieces You Need to See
Introduction Prepare to have your mind blown as we delve into the realm of awe-inspiring creativity that transcends boundaries and defies expectations. In this captivating article, we explore the extraordinary power of artistic innovation that has the ability to surprise, astonish, and inspire. From mind-bending illusions to breathtaking installations, join us on a journey where imagination knows no limits, and artists push the boundaries of what is possible.
By Benito Validum3 years ago in Fiction
The Erotic Escape
Introduction: In a world filled with hustle and bustle, it's essential to take time for oneself and indulge in a passionate retreat to a tropical paradise. Imagine escaping to a destination where turquoise waters meet powdery white sands, and lush palm trees sway in the gentle breeze. This erotic escape promises a sensuous experience, where intimate moments blend seamlessly with the beauty of nature. Let us embark on a journey to explore this enchanting oasis of desire, where passion and relaxation intertwine.
By Melodic Narrator3 years ago in Fiction
Dragon Unity: A Legendary Tale
Once upon a time in a land filled with mythical creatures and enchanting landscapes, there existed a kingdom called Drakonia. Drakonia was a land renowned for its majestic dragons. These creatures were not the fearsome and destructive beings that legends often portrayed, but rather wise and noble creatures who had forged a unique bond with the people of the kingdom.
By Jay_DNA3 years ago in Fiction
THE GREAT COOKIE HEIST
As identical twins innocently sit and play, their mother peers over at them. "Joe, I know you're saying it can't possibly be them, but the cookies are missing again."
By Dorothy Gibbs3 years ago in Fiction
WHY YOU SHOULD READ DANTE'S "DIVINE COMEDY"?
These ominous words, written above the Gate of Hell, foretell gloom for Dante as he begins his descent into hell: "Abandon all hope, ye who enter here..." Nevertheless, despite its melancholy tone, this prophecy initiates perhaps the greatest love story ever told; an awe-inspiring excursion that includes both the human and the heavenly. Yet, for Dante to arrive at considerate salvation, he should initially track down his direction through a lot of hardship.
By GRACEYY3 years ago in Fiction
The runaway turtle train
"Damn turtles," the bank manager replied to the detective on the scene. The detective said, "What do you mean? Turtles? Huh? I don't think you've got them all," he said, "Mr. Dingaling you need a psych evaluation stat."
By Angelina F. Thomas3 years ago in Fiction
The Clumsy Chronicles
Once upon a time in a small town, there lived a guy named Keith. He was the luckiest man in the world because he had the most amazing group of friends. The only problem was that he was the only guy in the group.
By Chris Paul3 years ago in Fiction