Profound Propofol Prose
Writer’s block can suck it
“Fellow ruffians, I hence forth conclude that all mice are green! Tomorrow, I’ll become the mayor of Condor and we will float in the wind of the daisy petals. Which is why we will be cracking down on excess call-ins.”
“Can you explain this paragraph and the rest of this garbage submission?” my boss questioned.
From behind a mouthful of gauze, I managed to speak, “Myuh wizzdummm teethhh surrrjuhree. Mayyvee werrrkiin’ aaaffter thuhh sedaaashun wuzzzin a gooood idyuhh.”
At least I had finally broken through my writer’s block.
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Abby Kay Mendonca
Here to share my voice. I write about the overstated and underappreciated. Also, I love cats.
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Comments (4)
😅 That was awesome, and I agree with donna. Conveying the words of someone with gauze in their mouth created a great effect. Great job!!!
This was great Abby! I love the whimsy in all the nonsense, of that first part! I also love how you wrote in a believable "accent" for the main character that was still legible for the reader! So well done!
🤣🤣. Oh dear!
Lol, this is so funny! Nice take, Abby!