Meet the Heroes of this Galaxy

Once upon a time, in a galaxy far, far, far away, there was a powerful and benevolent goddess known as Galaxy Goddess Ganache. She was a master of working with universal energy, endowed with the ability to see and read auras, and had the ability to travel through time and space. Her vibrational frequency was so high that people in this dimension could barely see her. Only beings who understand vibrational frequencies, usually from other dimensions and other places in the galaxy, could see her well. Goddess Ganache was able to be present in multiple locations at the same time, and visited many worlds all over this galaxy and dimension as well as many others.

One day, our galaxy was faced with a natural disaster of catastrophic proportions. A massive asteroid was hurtling towards the planet, threatening to wipe out all life as we knew it. In a desperate attempt to save their world, the people of our galaxy turned to the powerful Galaxy Goddess Ganache for help.

Goddess Ganache knew that she could not save the world alone, so she turned to her trusted friend and colleague, Priestess Patina Pochoir for assistance. Priestess Patina was from the 27th dimension, and her parish included this and many other dimensions. She traveled throughout all of the dimensions in her parish quite often, and had a vast wealth of knowledge and experience to draw from. Due to this and her immense love for the entirety of her parish and every living being in it, she immediately agreed to help.

Together, Galaxy Goddess Ganache and Priestess Patina set out to save this world. They were assisted by Byron, a baby blue bison and Raiden, a rowdy, red ram. Byron the bison was very clumsy and awkward, but sensitive, well-meaning and brave. Raiden the ram was loud and rowdy, but incredibly loyal and surprisingly considerate towards his friends and loved ones. Both animals were geniuses in their own right, with the bison being a mathematical genius who could never really comprehend how his mathematical prowess never seemed to help him with his clumsiness, and the ram having a deep understanding of physics that allowed him to move in incredible and surprising ways.

As they journeyed through space together, they encountered many obstacles and challenges, and along the way, while overcoming one of the greatest obstacles in the galaxy, the boundless black hole baboon, they met Lady Shadow del Mar, the breakdancing vegan dog. The black hole baboon sucked in everything in his path, so they had to figure out how to defeat him without getting in his way. Through their combined efforts and the assistance of their animal companions, Goddess Ganache and Priestess Patina were able to overcome this and all the other obstacles they faced. After their victory together, Lady Shadow became such an important asset and so loved by them all, she joined their team to help keep the world safe.

As they worked together, they realized what a great team they made. The bison's mathematical prowess helped them navigate through the asteroid field, while the ram's understanding of physics helped them find a way to deflect the asteroid away from the planet. Shadow's incredible breakdancing skills came in handy as they faced off against the asteroid's robotic defenses. Priestess Patina's knowledge and experience kept them steadily one step ahead of the disaster, while Goddess Ganache's ability to access universal energy kept them all safe throughout their adventures.

In the end, their combined efforts paid off, and the asteroid was successfully deflected away from the planet, saving the world from certain doom. The people of the galaxy rejoiced, and Galaxy Goddess Ganache, Priestess Patina Pochoir, Byron the baby blue bison, Raiden the rowdy red ram, and Lady Shadow Del Mar the breakdancing vegan dog, all became the best of friends, united in their quest to save the world and their respect and admiration for one another.

From that day on, they continued to travel this galaxy and others, helping those in need and fighting to protect this and every other dimension and galaxy they could. They were known as The Heroes of This Galaxy, and their legend lived on for generations to come. And though they may have saved our world from one natural disaster, they knew that there would always be more threats to come, here and in many other galaxies and dimensions, and they were ready to face them all, together as a team.