Dumpster Daver
Dave is a victim of corporate restructuring. But you know what they say: one man's trash is another man's treasure map.
EXT. STAFF PARKING - DAY
A large industrial warehouse and office with large parking lots in front and back in a part of the world so far from a major city that square footage is not a problem.
DAVE, 37 years old, paunch forming under his company golf shirt, stands alone against the back side of the building by the fire exit, vaping. He watches a homeless guy climb into the company dumpster on the other side of the lot.
DOUGLAS, 19, neck tattoo, piercings of all kinds, and large gauge earplugs, opens the fire exit door. Spooked.
DOUGLAS
Fuck me, bro! Sorry man.
He sees Dave is vaping, and pulls out his and holds it out in a sign of brotherhood.
DOUGLAS
Can I bum a light?
(a Seth Rogen laugh)
Glad to see you man. Not a single one in this whole fucking building vapes. Just you and me chief.
(drags, and holds it up)
Vape buddies. Cheers.
DAVE
Cheers.
Douglas sniffs inwards and hawks a large gob onto an empty parking spot.
DOUGLAS
You're new here.
DAVE
No.
DOUGLAS
Sure you are. This is like my third summer here and I've never seen you. And I'm like, everywhere man.
(thumb to his chest)
Moved me to internal mail two weeks ago. That's like a free pass to everywhere in this building, man.
DAVE
Yeah, no, I'm new to this office. Been with the company though for twelve years now.
CLUNK! The sound of a bag of tin cans hitting the parking lot pavement as it is tossed out of the dumpster.
DOUGLAS
Oh wow, so you're like, a transplant from another state?
DAVE
No.
(drags)
In town.
Douglas' eyes bug out.
DOUGLAS
Head office?! Dude, you like a narc or something? You gonna rat me out for an early break?
DAVE
No narc. Just some company restructuring.
Douglas is not okay with that.
DOUGLAS
Restructured out to here? Fuck no. To do what?
DAVE
Company's sorting that out. Right now the role is fluid, so...
DOUGLAS
Fluid I bet. You must be pissing yourself boss. Shit, that's harsh.
CRASH! An office chair is dumped over the lip of the dumpster to land with the cans.
DOUGLAS
Hey buddy! That's a company bin! You can't be in there!
DAVE
You're not gonna get him, are you?
DUMPSTER DIVER
Sorry.
DOUGLAS
Fuck no. Not my paygrade. We got security for that, sweet job too. Not sure where they are though.
(to the diver)
No problem chief.
The two stand in awkward silence for too long. Too long.
DOUGLAS
Well I guess I better get back to it. Recycling run afternoons, so.
DAVE
Sure, of course.
A banker's box comes out of the dumpster now.
DOUGLAS
Buddy! I'm trying to be nice here but you gotta go! That's a company bin, man! It's a secure bin!
Dave is surprised at Douglas' reaction.
DOUGLAS
Look. I'm full out gangster, 'kay, but on my own time. I'm wearing this uniform on company time I gotta look out for the company.
DAVE
Okay. Fine. But what is so secure about that bin that he can't dive?
Time for some schooling.
DOUGLAS
Okay, you're new. From downtown, okay, fine. But you're looking at the guy who does the recycling run afternoons. That bin is filled with paperwork man. That's personal client information in there.
DAVE
Aren't you supposed to shred and recycle all of that?
DOUGLAS
(shaking his head)
Memo from head office says the contract with the shredder isn't cost effective. We were instructed to shred that memo.
DAVE
But it's the same company they use at head office. It's gotta be.
Douglas looks at Dave. A crying shame.
DOUGLAS
They really have shut you out, haven't they? They ship all their recycling and sensitive documents here. They've made a commitment downtown to zero waste by 2035.
Dave looks at Douglas with the first spark of life in months.
DAVE
When do they ship these documents to our warehouse.
DOUGLAS
Our? Well you settled quick. Tuesdays. Ten a.m.
DAVE
And who's in charge of all of this paper.
DOUGLAS
(proudly)
All goes through internal mail.
DAVE
That'd be our guy with two thumbs.
Douglas is a quick draw the thumbs.
DOUGLAS
Oh yeah, baby. Right here. It's why I got hired for mail this summer. Got my forklift license last year.
He mimes Mr. Roboto forklift tongs doing the job.
DOUGLAS
Right off the truck to El Dumpstro.
Forklift sounds.
Dave approaches the next part with caution.
DAVE
So I have to ask you Douglas.
Douglas perks up.
DAVE
Are you gangster or company?
Douglas starts to realize. He's not stupid, just slow.
DOUGLAS
Sounds like something above my paygrade, chief.
Douglas is through the fire door and back in the building, leaving Dave to watch the dumpster diver gather his stuff.
EXT. STAFF PARKING - DAY
Tuesday. 10 a.m. Not a soul in sight.
The pshhh of cube truck air brakes. The beep beep backing up.
INT. DUMPSTER - DAY
Dave sits in the dumpster on top of assorted garbage bags and office junk. He sits quietly, staring forward.
The Dumpster Diver sits beside him doing the same thing.
They hear the forklift and the casual conversation.
DOUGLAS
(OS, muffled)
You bet, chief!
The sound of the forklift approaches. Dave and the Dumpster Diver look up at the looming shadow of the delivery.
EXT. CORPORATE HEADQUARTERS, ROOFTOP TERRACE - DAY
Later. In the sky in the middle of the big city. Dave and Douglas, in shirts and ties, lean against the glass wall beside the fire exit.
DOUGLAS
Vape buddies. Cheers.
DAVE
Cheers.
They toast vapes, then take a long drag.
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