Dragnet (1967 Reboot) Review

I'm sitting here watching this episode of Dragnet and I’m sizzling hot over those are some big ass steaks. Steaks have to weigh about 328 lbs apiece. I bet those steaks costs about 3 bucks back then.

Nowadays, you’re paying out your ass for a steak the size of the period at the end of this sentence. Damn! I was born in the wrong decade. I see that annoying lady came back.

Now I know what that’s all about. She just needs to get laid. She’s always complaining about people making noises in the apartment complex. She just wants to be making some noises of her own and she has on glasses.

Dare I say, a squirter. Come on now! A nerdy woman in the 1960's rocking glasses. She would flood your house like a typhoon. They had a scene earlier about Friday’s partner (Bill Gannon) and his wife coming over to visit Friday’s place and this guy is going on and on about Joe needing wallpaper.

Now what man does that. The 60's was a very interesting era. That cat has been domesticated. Oops! I mean married too damn long. They were also talking about when tto put the steaks on and had a 58 second dialogue about that whole situation and I thought I was anal.

These folks take the cake right here. Joe’s partner is trying to get the poor guy married. He told him that Charlotte is just a friend nothing more, nothing less but his partner is getting ready to help him pick out China patterns.

Det. Friday is going to talk to these neighbors about all the loud noise that they’re making and this one guy is a pompous jerk. He’s one of those guys that just by looking at him, you just want to punch him right directly is his mouth.

You just want to knock his lights out. What a prick! He’s worth getting written up over. Friday has some interesting neighbors which explains all you need to know about ole Joe.

Now if they ever redo this show you know who would make a great Detective Friday? Joe Budden. He has the voice and the look. Not sure how good of an actor he is but he was and still is in the entertainment field so that means he’s got plenty of acting experience right there.

They can even film it in New York. Now Budden makes his living using his voice so he might not be interested in having that extensive talking role. Friday and his partner break up a crew robbing a laundromat.

I didn’t even know that was a huge racket but again it is the 1960s. They busted the bad guys. Book em’, Danno. Yeah I know it’s the wrong show but that line is still funny as hell.

Edie’s back and she must’ve gotten her drum banged because she’s quite the happy camper now. And she can play the trumpet. Now if that isn’t poetic then I don’t know what is.

Maybe if she played the trombone. Well, Edie is playing that trumpet rather well. She must be used to playing with her organ. Just busting your chops, Edie. Do your thing, ma! I can’t front because I despise noisy ass neighbors as well.

Unfortunately, we got a few around here. The story you seen is true. The names were changed to protect the innocent. Damn, this woman in this Mucinex commercial has some thick ass thighs.

I got something for you sweetie that will knock that mucus right on out of you. Zza Zza Gabor was one fine mama for real. A lot of actresses you get used to seeing as they got older but you forget about how beautiful they looked back in their day.

She was absolutely, breathtaking. Oh and the scumbags that robbed that laundrymat got five years. I’m sorry but those dimes ain’t worth doing a nickel over. Ya get it? Dimes? Nickels? 5 years in prison? I’ll be here all week people because I don’t have shit else to do.