First Cum, First Serve
You know, life just can't get any better then this. There I was, lying on a beach with the sun shining down against my skin, ice in my drink and a hottie in between my legs slurping the nut out from my cock as I was slurping my drink.
Let's Cut the Shit, Fellas: We Gotta Stop Lying
Men, our quality of life stinks and it’s our own damn fault. All the years of lying and “people-pleasing” has led us down this long, lost road. It’s all caught up with us now and it’s not just our lives that are in a state of ruin though.
Hot Towels & Handjobs: The Hotel Were Customers Really Do Cum.......First
You know, I used to think that customer service was a lost art. Then, a couple of cleaning ladies restored my faith in humanity. Whenever I had a problem, these ladies had a fix for it. Whether I needed new towels, a hot meal or a dick suck, I could always depend on these ladies for superb servicing.
Car 54? Where Are You? Sitting In Your Driveway Overheating, You Nitwit Because You Forgot to Add Engine Coolant
Damn! I got car problems once again and I just fixed this crap not too long ago. Anyways…..It all started a few weeks back when my brother and I had just finished up grocery shopping for the house and as he was parking the car we heard a ding!
Inter-National Lampoon's Extended Stay Vacation
Fresh off the hills of losing my childhood home, my family and I set our sights on finding a new place to lay our heads. Because of rent being too damn high, we settled on spending some time in a pair of extended stay hotels until we could find a place of our own.
Go Speed Racer Go!!!!!!
I had another dream about my grandmother recently. She has been heavy on my mind heavily as of late and the fact it’s the holiday season doesn’t make matters any easier. I guess she figured that her grandbaby needed some comfort and resassurance about how things are going.