Doofency
Noun: A feeling caused by the consciousness from benefitting or profiting financially from another person's ignorance or poor decisions.
I’m on time as I ring the doorbell at five o’clock. Another long work day for me but I’ve got to keep my pipeline full. Being self-employed isn’t easy, it’s a continuous grind. The sacrifices of being the breadwinner means missing out on all the family stuff. That’s the hardest part. Right about now Brandon’s soccer game was starting and Regina should be getting out of dance lessons.
I’ve got to make hay when the sun shines. Meet new clients when it’s convenient. They’re writing the check so I have to accommodate their schedule.
She answers the door in yoga pants sporting a toothy grin. She sips on her red wine as I wipe my work boots on the doormat and follow her into the living room.
“Like all artists, walls are my canvas, Ma’am. But I’ve never seen anything like this. What kind of paint is that?”
Her cheeks flush the color of the wine. “It’s glitter nail polish. I thought it would look good.”
I scribble some notes on the quote form. Calculate the labor, how many hours it’ll take to fix this mess. Figure up materials, add some buffer on the chance that something goes wrong. I don’t want to have to eat the loss.
I hand her the bid. She doesn’t flinch at the cost.
“Do you paint cars, too? I had an idea that didn’t quite work out.”
I nod. Brandon’s getting new cleats and Regina can learn ballet.
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Comments (18)
Perfect!
I want to know what she did to that car lol. Great job Dana!
oh no LOL did she glitter nail polish the car too?? 😂😱
The glitter nail polish was the twist I did not expect 😊💗
All that glitters, ah maybe not! Lol 😊 Made me chuckle! ❤️
Cha ching. When silliness is making you money. How great is that.
But I feel so bad for her. Like it's not like he's robbing the poor but yeah. Loved your word and story!
Hilarious, brilliant characterisation and perfect word to describe that feeling. Though my experience is the feeling of someone else gaining from my stupidity!
It's great when people get artistic without think about the consequences. great new word and great story.
Such great storytelling, Dana! Love your word, and the glitter polish made me lol! 😂🙌🏽
Brilliant work Dana, though I do feel kinda sorry for her...
Great word and story 🥰. For every doofus there is also a worm somewhere. I Guess it balanced out!
lol I can only imagine what she did to the car.
Oh, this is so clever! This was a well-crafted story to capture the word, encapsulating it with such a perfect metaphor (is metaphor the right word? As a writer, you'd think I know, lol) Anyway, I must say, bravo, Dana! You outdid yourself on the composition of this challenge 🤗
Engaging writing!
Woohoo!!! Well done!!! Loved it!!!❤️❤️💕
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Excellent. Lol. Wonder what she did to the car?