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Bad Boy

15th May, Story #137/366

By L.C. SchäferPublished 7 days ago 3 min read

I don't know what I am.

I shake, to get the mad off me.

When I've been a good boy, I have two legs and drink coffee. I drive to a tall place made of glass, and nod seriously in a smart suit. The females wear paint, smell strongly like chemicals, touch my elbow, grimace wide and red. I eat dinner at the table. I'm allowed in the bed. She lets me mount her.

When I've been a bad boy, I have four legs. I eat dinner on the floor, sleep in the kitchen. We go for walks. I put my head out of the car window and laugh into the wind.

I went for a run in the park. There was a female I wanted to mount, so I chased her and did it, right there. People looked away, or laughed or scowled. My mistress scolded me, marched me home. Bad, she said. Bad boy.

Yesterday, I went for a run in the park. There was a female I wanted to mount. They all screamed. Someone hit me in the side of the head. Now I'm sitting in a bare room on a hard chair and people ask confusing questions.

Mistress will give me four legs for this.

Or maybe leave me here, stranded on two.

Everything's too loud and scary. I want to tuck my tail, but I have no tail. On four legs too long, now everything's mixed up.

He stands up, leans on the table between us. I flinch back, drop my eyes, turn my head. Glance that way, this way. No escape. I look sideways at him, hard, to make him ease up, back off. My mouth twitches a warning he ignores. He presses. I'm pulled tight like a string. It snaps. I unravel.

He's shaped wrong, and so am I. My silly teeth miss his throat and only graze his face and jawline, but I power into it and bite down anyway, hard enough to draw blood.

He's yelling, and I'm full of fire, shaking, every part of me lit up in too-bright colours.

My vision is clouded. Something is pouring out of him, should be bright red, but it's not.

I don't know what I am!

I howl.


Word count: (excluding author's note): 366

Submitted on: 15th May at 21:20

*Quick Author's Note*

First, and most importantly:
thank you so much for reading my story! The ha'penny that Vocal will pay me for your eyeballs landing on this humble piece will be well-spent. I will build a third indoor gym and never use it, and redecorate the dog's second bedroom.

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A Year of Stories: I'm writing a story every day this year. This one continues my 137 day streak since 1st January!

Please do consider lending your support to the other creators who are also on this madcap "a story every day" adventure. They are putting out excellent content every day!

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The story behind the story: I've done a couple of other stories about this guy. They are all short, like this one (366 words). Honour and Obey, Square Peg, and Good Boy. Here they are, in order:

Thank you

Thank you again, most especially if you are one of the wonderful people who has been staunchly reading these daily scribbles since the start of the year. I see you, and appreciate you 😁

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  • Cathy holmes5 days ago

    This is great, and well written. I don't know whether to be horrified or pity the thing.

  • I kept lauging each time you said mount 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Loved your story!

  • Shirley Belk7 days ago

    L.C., I thought this might be an entry into Belle's challenge. My heart hurt for this doggie. Put me in a Jack London frame of mind...

  • What a bad boy he is! How funny!!!

  • Sid Aaron Hirji7 days ago

    Lycantropy omg. Ya love werewolves and scary funny poignant stories

  • John Cox7 days ago

    What Alexander said. And wow. Mostly wow ... maybe howl. Not sure. My face feels funny.

  • Hannah Moore7 days ago

    I thought I was familiar with this confused beast!

  • Lana V Lynx7 days ago

    You are such a great word weaver, LC!

  • Oh, that was interesting!!! You took this in a direction I would never even consider! That split personality and the differences in what's acceptable for pets vs humans, incredible!!!

  • Ohhhhhhhhh WoW! That was intense, LC! I absolutely love what you're doing here with something akin to lycanthropy. It's horrifying and beautiful and tragic and I adored every second of getting to read it

  • Mark Gagnon7 days ago

    Wow, has Halloween come again already? This was great! My kind of story.

  • Gerard DiLeo7 days ago

    This was great. Disjointed mentation of serious things in a silly mind. What a juxtaposition. A very smart piece, LC. Well done.

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