Everything wrong with “NOPE” In 50 words.
Alien flick goes awry.
It's a Western, Horror, Sci-fi film. -2pts
Key images fail to move the story along. -6pts
Dark scenery frequently shrouds crucial scenes. -7pts
Alien's anatomy defies explanation. -1pt
Decent acting ruined by plot holes. -5pts
-21 out of -50.
Do the math... Root canals are less painful than watching NOPE.
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Lamar Wiggins
Creative writer in the Northeast US who loves the paranormal, mystery, true crime, horror, humor, fantasy and poetry. Take a chance, you'll be thoroughly entertained.
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Comments (22)
Yes, it was a mess. Also, the theme of cruelty to others (animals, species, etc.) was understated: the connection between manipulating animals (chimps, horses) with come-uppance via the aliens at the wild west/alien show just failed to resonate.
Yup!
🤣 A robust critique! Like how you played this. Really smart.
I wholeheartedly endorse this critique.
I tried to like the movie, but I still wonder what I watched. It made zero sense. This movie made zero sense. Love your review!
Lol. Sounds great.
I haven't seen it and after your critique I don't think I shall! Funny stuff!
It was so bizarre and uneven..right! I was entertained by a few parts but after it ended I was very disappointed - particularly as it had so much potential. I agree with a lot of what you’ve stated. I cannot remember exactly, but doing some research online it was supposed to have a subtext of commenting on the state of the film industry.. so a bit of an arty/horror film. It just didn’t land for me. You’ve provided a really apt, fun and creative Critique of the film. 👏😃
Haven’t watched this (nor have I wanted to), but this critique is the funniest I’ve read so far. I feel I’d agree with it if I did watch the film. Now US on the other hand… that movie is incredible.
I disagree with you strongly, Lamar, yet appreciate your review. (Someone has to keep it from scoring 100 on Rotten Tomatoes, lol.)
Hahahahahhahahahahaha hilarious! This was such a creative approach!
Haha, the ratings system. You’re like Rotten Tomatoes but you’re much funnier
Haha!! My boyfriend loves this movie. I personally felt like, is there a point to this..? Nice review :)
LOL! I love what you did here! Great job!
Great critique. Brief and to the point
Even though I liked the movie, you did a great critique
Oh wow I never heard of this before but this was a well written review
What a great idea, scorecards! Have to say I loved the movie and the soundtrack 😂😩
Really like your scorecard Lamar. Good review 😎
Bummer this movie didn’t do it for you! I rewatched it last week and must confess I loved it… but as someone who loves art history, I think I picked up on some referential things in the landscape shots and key images that brought me joy and weren’t super accessible. Which is not great for a big box office flick. Did you like Get Out?
Awesome 😎 Great job ❤️📝💯👍‼️
Never had a root canal but I’m sure they’re painful as hell lol !! Lamar this is so funny. Thank you for saving me from watching this. I like Jordan Peele too though! Such a great actor. It appears from your critique that the plot itself fell short. Thanks for sharing your honest opinion.