Wheelchair Etiquette

Author © Jay Kantor

–All you have to do in life well is 'Roll' with the Punches–

Prologue:

This is not meant to be a 'Poor-Me' story. I was lucky enough to survive a car-crash {and NO it wasn't my fault} My 'Lux' German car had (8) Airbags: I so got my money's worth. But during my recovery I've observed a side of life that I had never experienced before. I’m privy to the 'Freedom' that the Lithium lightweight 'Portable' chair the Newbie-Gen invented for us 'Boomers' - Thanks a lot Newbies. Although, ironically, I can't 'ride-it-in-the rain' or have my cell phone on during operation; serious flame-up precautions, Seriously!

– Lithium Wonder –

I scoot out often, just because now I can. I'm able (but limited) to get out a bit; such a gimp but I'm told I have a terrific 'tude. As a self-described "Observational Writer" people either have such an overwhelming 'courteous' patience with me it almost gets annoying; but, a nice annoyance. Or just the opposite, a disdain for me getting into their way. To the tune of 'how dare you get into my space.' Whew, I really try not to be a nuisance, I even have tiny red flashing bike-lights so I don't get stepped on.

Since I haven't been in a market for a very long time, I've noticed that there seems to be no restrictions at all. For instance: People are bringing in their big dogs; that are not 'Therapy' dogs. Kids play ball and actually skateboard down the aisles; even Smoke-Vapers' don't get a nod from management. I don't know how/or if I should tell this tale? But, to use an overused expression, it 'Irks' me! I've even had bike-riders stream by me asking to 'race' - of course the odds were in my favor. If you're waiting on me you're 'Rolling' backwards.

Although, so many stop to ask if they can "Help-Out" in any way. My Motto: The world is a much nicer place than the evening news would have you believe. With constant reports of unimaginable violence and indifference, this is not our true image of Human-Nature. It is to be kind to one-another; as we would want to be treated. Be kind to the people on the way up ~ they just may be the same ones you'll meet on the way down. As an aside: Perhaps the concept of losing one's physical freedom is just too scary for ones who would unconsciously blame victims? I Get that.

Certainly, this car-crash recovery putting me into a lightweight 'lectric wheelchair has given me a personal perspective on this issue; that has become an issue. A blessing for shut-ins. Although being careful is tantamount to my tipping over; I went for the Option, Life-Alert Button, attached - For just in case.

Ooh ~ With those swift-silent newbie rides sneaking up on us in traffic ~ I've even installed playing cards snapped onto my spokes with wooden clothes-pin hooks to 'click' warnings that I'm coming. Anybody remember those customized 'Schwinn' days? Maybe Tesla can add this feature to their silent speedsters; couldn't hurt. Although I've been told that the 'lectric car industry has started to attach 'Speaker' Varoom Blasters upon acceleration. But, Nah, I'm going with the 'Playing Cards' Clicks; much more realistic. Beats the every minute horn-honkers everyday.

Actually, by becoming self-ambulatory once again, via Lithium ‘Current,' is just a terrific feeling. How I've missed being able to interact with the everyday public. A speedy fun ride! Just a cruising (4) wheels in place of my (2) - how cool is that? To now be referred to as "Mr. Ironsides."

Nature ~ Vs ~ Nurture - Time to Count my Blessings.

– Fasten-Up - Spin Out –

  Jay Kantor, Chatsworth, California

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