I Have Never Read The Catcher In The Rye!
And some other classic Great American Novels!
It's time for another big confession from the books of the history of Paul. The title is not a massive clickbait thing. Let me explain.
I enjoy Vocal for the challenges because they help prompt me when run dry on ideas (it does happen sometimes!). I have three ideas I am still working on for the Mythmaker challenge and at least one and possibly another for the Ode to Ordinary challenge. Both of which you can find out more about below:
I feel like my poetry and fiction collection is growing, and it's often thanks to these prompts. That's why I will soon be self-publishing some work in fancy mass-produced fashion (and digitised, too, because it's 2023, apparently)
However, the recently launched Next Great [American] Novel Challenge has me feeling a bit lost for a number of reasons.
You can find out more about the challenge here:
What I Love About the Next Great [American] Novel Challenge
What I love about the challenge is the opportunity to write a big meaty introductory chapter to a novel. My hope at some point in my writing journey is to write a novel, so this challenge would be ideal to try writing with a much longer form in mind.
Now, the reasons why I probably won't enter.
I Am Not American
First and foremost, it is probably not a shock to anyone, given it's there plain as day in my profile, that I am not American. I've never visited the United States for a holiday or stayed there long-term.
I realise that this may be something of a setback but not a reason for avoiding the challenge. Neil Gaiman is English and wrote American Gods, after all. Though he did have experience of living in the States.
So perhaps I would be able to look past that reason. But, I feel woefully inexperienced and uncertain of my abilities to nail any kind of American life experience.
Quick Edit - I Am Also An Idiot
I didn't read the rules properly. As was kindly pointed out to me by Naomi Gold in the comments section of this post - it doesn't have to specifically be about America and can be about the country you live in/know. So...I might still enter it!
I Have Never Read Catcher in the Rye (and other Classic GANs)
Nope, sorry. The title was not some clever clickbait. The truth is that while I have read plenty of books and even many by American authors, I've not read many of what would be classified as a Great American Novel.
That means...along with The Catcher in the Rye, I have not read the following books:
- To Kill a Mockingbird by Harper Lee
- The Grapes of Wrath by John Steinbeck
- The Great Gatsby by F. Scott Fitzgerald
- Gone With The Wind by Margaret Mitchell
- East of Eden by John Steinbeck
- On The Road by Jack Kerouac
- Moby-Dick by Herman Melville
To name a few. Some of those I am more embarrassed about than others.
I have read Of Mice and Men by John Steinbeck, The Adventures of Tom Sawyer and The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn by Mark Twain.
It's not because I am not a reader. I love books and love getting lost in them. Generally, if there was a film based on a book I was interested in seeing, I would try and read the book first. I was just selective with what I chose to read when I was younger.
My Solution - I Have Some Reading To Do!
Whether I do or do not enter the challenge, I have not decided yet. As there is a longer-than-usual deadline for submission, I may still give it a go.
Given the number of books I have not read that are held up in the highest regard from the other side of the pond, the only solution would be to do some reading. I plan to start with The Catcher in the Rye, To Kill a Mockingbird and On The Road (I'm irritated that I have not read that one in particular.)
So there you go, folks! The big, bad confession - I have not read some truly classic books.
About the Creator
Paul Stewart
Scottish-Italian poet/writer from Glasgow.
Overflowing in English language torture and word abuse.
"Every man has a sane spot somewhere" R.L Stevenson
The Accidental Poet - Poetry Collection is now available!
https://paulspoeticprints.etsy.com
Comments (3)
LOL everyone keeps misreading the rules of the challenge. Maybe I should publish something about that. American is in brackets for a reason, and the rules are to write about YOUR country. You’d write a Great Scottish Novel chapter—and I hope you do. The Catcher in the Rye is trash.
I would offer absolution if there was any need. You've set yourself a mighty task.
I am glad you are not American, cause then I won’t not learn about your culture in your stories. I cannot wait to see what you write about in your novel .🥰