Whew... Whew...

One summer evening, Stupid Cat was sleeping under the tree outside, catching the cold.

"Whew... Whew..."

He was snoring and his nose was blowing bubbles.

Suddenly, Stupid Cat raised his hand high in his sleep, hit himself a loud slap in the face: "snap!"

"Damn it, it's another mosquito!" "Snarled Dumb Cat, with a battered mosquito in his hand. "In a moment, I have killed twenty-seven mosquitoes, and every one of them is full of blood..."

His face, too, has swollen twenty-seven bags.

At that moment, in the distance, a man was walking towards the place, grinning at Dopey Cat from a distance.

"Hello, Stupid Cat!

And Barabbas came.

"I don't know how many times I've been fooled by him," thought Stupid Cat. "Is he trying to fool me again today?"

Barabbas looked at the twenty-seven bags bitten by mosquitoes on the cat's face and laughed: "Your earth is really backward, even let a small mosquito bite to go! Ha ha!"

"What?" fumed Stupid Cat. Do you promise not to be bitten by mosquitoes?"

"Of course, which mosquito dares to bite me?"

Dumb Cat looked and sure enough, there was a swarm of mosquitoes flying in the sky, all around Dumb Cat, and none of them dared to fly near Barabbas.

Barabbas felt for a small injection. "Look, because I have this repellent."

'What? Stupid Cat doesn't understand.

"When you inject it into the body, it gives off a special odor," Barabbas said. It's a terrible smell for mosquitoes, and they won't come near it any more..."

"Doesn't that smell bad?"

"It's a smell that only mosquitoes can smell, not humans."

"Is it very expensive?"

"No, it's only one hundred yuan a shot. Want one?"

"It's not cheap..." "Grunted Stupid Cat.

"But if you keep this injection going, you'll be good for life. You'll never be bitten by mosquitoes again..."

Dumb Cat gritted his teeth and handed Barabbas a hundred dollars. "OK, have one!"

Barabbas retrieved the syringe from the suitcase and injected it into Dumber's body.

"Well, from now on, you will never be bitten by mosquitoes again. Bye! If there's anything else, call me."

Barabbas got into a small flying saucer and flew away with a beep.

Dumb Cat thought: This shot will not work, I don't know, I will go to a place where there are many mosquitoes...

It was nightfall, when mosquitoes were at their most rampant. He wedged himself into a crowd of story-tellers and story-tellers, the kind of place where mosquitoes tend to be most abundant.

An old man was telling a story, but the people listening below, though badly bitten by mosquitoes, preferred to be bitten because the story was so attractive. Wait until the story is heard, the face of the home, the body, has been bitten by mosquitoes are full of bags.

However, the family found that Stupid cat had no bag. That's weird. He was supposed to be the mosquito magnet, wasn't he?

"How can you compete with me because I've been injected with Alpha repellent?" Fumble said triumphantly.

At home in the envy of the eyes, Stupid cat walked away.

Stupid Cat thought: Ha, this mosquito repellent is really good ah, worth it, worth it!

He returned home, put all the home mosquito repellent equipment, such as mosquito net, mosquito repellent incense, all thrown into the garbage, and then, open the doors and Windows.

"Today, I have had a good sleep."

Dumb Cat lay naked on the bed and slept soundly.

A squadron of mosquitoes was coming in, and they saw Dumber lying down and swooping down on him. But as they approached Dumber, the mosquitoes suddenly stopped in the air.

'Danger! "There is a terrible smell here!" thought the mosquitoes.

So the mosquitoes turned their heads with a loud "hum" and flew away, running for their lives.

"Whew... Whew..." Dumb Cat went back to sleep.

...

The next day, Stupid Cat slowly woke up from his sleep. His first feeling was: Oh, I slept so well, the mosquitoes didn't bite me once...

Then his second feeling was wrong: he found, right on his chest, a gecko!

"Wow! Stupid Cat gave a cry of fear. It was at this time that he discovered an even more frightening phenomenon: on his bed, on the ground, on the walls, were crawling with geckos!

"My God, so many geckos, where did they come from?"

Dumb Cat jumped up and ran outside.

A room full of geckos, running after Stupid Cat. Although Dumb Cat was much faster, the geckos were diligent in their pursuit.

Running, running, Stupid Cat saw, not far away, parked the flying saucer. It was Barabbas's flying saucer.

Finally, we have a savior. Dumb Cat ran as hard as he could toward the flying saucer.

"Bang, bang, bang! Dumb Cat banged on the hatch of the saucer. "Barabbas, Barabbas, come out!"

The hatch opened, and Barabbas came out slowly, his face unhappy: "What's the matter? I was sleeping."

'Something's wrong, something's wrong! "Shouted Stupid Cat.

"What's the matter? Is it the mosquito repellent that doesn't work? Impossible, my product is top notch..."

"No, no, no," said Dumb Cat anxiously. "The gecko, the gecko is chasing me!"

Barabbas looked, and in the distance, a group of geckos were running towards it. He laughed at once.

"So that's it, Freak. That's exactly what insect repellent does."

'What? Stupid Cat doesn't understand.

"If you inject the repellent, you will smell like a gecko, and mosquitoes are most afraid of geckos. Once they smell a gecko, they won't come back."

"But I still don't understand what's going on with these geckos..."

"Well, you smell like a female gecko, and the males smell it and come." Barabbas looked ahead again and said, "These are all native geckos, and there are some giant poisonous geckos on their way from Africa now. Because you can smell all over the world..."

"Dear me..." Stupid Cat almost fainted, "This is terrible, please help me!"

"Well, that's not easy..." "Barabbas said slowly.

"Whatever it takes to get rid of these terrible geckos!" "Shouted Stupid Cat.

"Well," said Barabbas, "I do have a series of injections, including one designed to keep geckos away, but it's a little more expensive. A thousand dollars, please."

"So expensive?"

"If it's too expensive, forget it." Barabbas made a deliberate gesture of turning back.

The geckos were getting closer now.

"All right, all right, I'll pay a thousand dollars. Just call me." "Barked Stupid.

Barabbas received a thousand dollars and began to give Stupid Cat injections. By this time, the geckos had arrived and were crawling all over Stupid Cat.

As soon as the needle was injected into Dumber's body, a miracle happened. All of a sudden, the geckos looked as if they were enchanted. They left the cat and ran away.

"How's that, isn't it?" "Barabbas said proudly.

'Yes, yes! Dumb Cat was impressed, too.

Suddenly, Stupid Cat remembered something and stammered, "Why do those geckos run away?"

"Because you give off a smell that scares geckos."

"What is that smell?"

'It's the smell of snakes!

Dumb Cat froze, cold sweat pouring down his head.

"So, in the evening, in the evening, the snake will come again, to find me?"

"Yes," said Barabbas, "it is inevitable, for you smell of a female serpent. There is no perfect commodity in the world..."

Dumber Cat heard this and fell straight back.