Weird (But Real!) ChapStick Flavors

I fell down a weird hole.

Weird (But Real!) ChapStick Flavors

Sure, you could go for your normal cherry flavored chap stick. But that's no fun!

I went deep in search (maybe too deep) for the weirdest chap stick/lip balm flavors I could find. I was pleasantly surprised with some, and with some others, I questioned humanity...



Had to start with this one. I like pickles, and I'm weird and like to sip on pickle juice sometimes. However, I don't know if I would want it on my lips all the time. I think this certain one can be bought on Etsy, which, kinda makes me jealous. I wanna learn how to make chap stick!

Grilled Cheese & Tomato Soup

Sounds strange, but I feel like my husband would actually really like this mix. Me, not so much. However, I definitely want to try this out.

I'm suddenly kind of hungry.

Hershey's KISS

I feel like Hershey's was on point with making KISS lip balm. I hope whoever came up with this one got a raise. Or... maybe they just got a year supply of chocolate. Really can't complain either way.


Okay, I love popcorn, (in fact I'm eating some now) but do you guys remember when Pop~Secret came out with that Bacon flavored popcorn, and it definitely tasted nothing like bacon? I'm a little scared of their ideas, but, the upside to this is I don't think it would stink up my kitchen for a month.

Kind of resisting the urge to microwave it though...


Now this is just getting weird.

At first I was very concerned. And then I was curious as to what a crayon would taste like. (I'm sure I tasted a few as a kid) And then suddenly a little disappointed when I realized it was just Strawberry, Lemon, Jam etc.

However, wouldn't it be wonderful- you're just in the middle of a conversation with a group of friends, and then slowly you pull out your giant crayon and start drawing on your lips. Licking and smacking 'em just like, "Guys, it's actually not that bad. You should try it."

Maybe don't put it on in front of your kids though...

Jolly Rancher

This one really isn't that weird. I just kind of questioned why it was in a soda bottle.

Also it kind of reminds me of Ichiban. I really hope it makes peoples' lips blue.


Dude Stick

Speaking of "for men". Yes, this is a real thing.

I don't know where your mind is headed. It's just an all natural dude stick............

Moving on.


This is potentially homemade. But wouldn't it make for a hilarious movie?

"You just have to kiss it and it'll go away!"

"Excuuuuuse me!?"

Unicorn Farts

Probably just tastes like Magic.

Or something.

Also there's Unicorn Poop flavor. Which I imagine tastes TWO times as magical. *Tee hee*

I told you this would get weird.

Chocolate & Strawberry

I actually really, really, really wanna try this.

I think I'll leave it at that!

I fell down a pretty weird hole today. I found some chap sticks that I never knew existed. And definitely some I wish I never knew existed... *Shiver*

Thanks for reading! Leave me some love if you enjoyed, and hey, maybe in the future I'll actually try out these flavors for myself, because Science. And if you try them out, be sure to let me know.


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Monica DeMill
Monica DeMill
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I have a loving husband, two adorable cats, I work full time, and I love making people smile!

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