Paul Pence
Bio
A true renaissance man in the traditional sense of the term, Paul leads a life too full to summarize in a bio. Arts, sciences, philosophy, politics, humor, history, languages... just about everything catches his attention.
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Stories (32/0)
I'm An Urban Legend
π You know what an urban legend is, don't you? One of those stories that people pass along, thinking that they're true, but aren't really. Things like alligators in the sewers of New York. Well, guess what. They're all true. And they're all about me. I'm not only an urban legend. I'm THE urban legend.
By Paul Pence8 months ago in Humor
My Dogs Love Me, Honest!
Sometimes I worry about whether or not my dogs really love me. Okay, if you're a parent, you're probably saying "sometimes I worry about whether or not my kids really love me", but I didn't raise any children, so I worry about the next best thing. Of course, those of you with neither kids nor dogs are probably saying "sometimes I worry about whether or not Paul is sane." I worry about that too, sometimes.
By Paul Pence8 months ago in Humor
Yucky Foods!
"Peaches! I hate peaches! Biting into a fuzzy peach is like biting into a fuzzy little kitten!" Everyone has food preferences. The first President Bush hated broccoli, calling them "little trees". My mother can't stand cooked spinach after my little brother and I commented on how algae-eating tropical fish would love boiled spinach. "See, mom, how much it looks like algae?"
By Paul Pence8 months ago in Humor
- Top Story - June 2021
What, Me Volunteer?Top Story - June 2021
π I've been told that there are 135 good reasons to give blood, but for the life of me, when the tech approached me with that big-bore, suck-your-liver-out needle, humming the Flight of the Valkyrie, I couldn't think of a single one.
By Paul Pence8 months ago in Humor