A couple things I should establish front-up:
In January my heart was thawed,
What polarity! What a blue moon!
When he woke up, he found himself looking through the tight translucent glass at the bottom of a soda bottle. Then he looked further and saw the cork stopped in the top and realized that this bottle wasn’t for soda at all, but rather a display case for a model pirate ship with him as the item of attraction instead; and, just like a pirate ship, he was floating. Endless stretches of deep blue ocean surrounded him and blinded him with sharp pinprick reflections of light. He couldn’t see a trace of land anywhere.