Chuck Etheridge
Bio
Novelist, Teacher, Transplanted West Texan, Reluctant Poet
Achievements (1)
Stories (46/0)
Ropers, Milkers, Muggers, and Nuns (Part III)
Now, I find myself as the mugger—again—on a Wild Cow Milking team that also consisted of a priest and a two hundred and fifty pound nun named Forbearance as the ropers, with me as the mugger and the principal of my school as the milker.
By Chuck Etheridgeabout a year ago in Fiction
Ropers, Milkers, Muggers, and Nuns (Part 2)
Can you look a nun in the eye and lie to her face? Well, I can’t. “Yes. My brothers and I used to do ranch rodeo,” I said, then, seeing the question on both sisters’ faces, I added, “Yes, we did, in fact, do Wild Cow Milking.”
By Chuck Etheridgeabout a year ago in Fiction
Ropers, Milkers, Muggers, and Nuns
Wild Cow Milking? “Wild cow milking is not a sport,” Sister Jim Bob Jesse proclaimed, brows wrinkled. She turned back to her tray and the half-eaten Salisbury steak, slicing it furiously like it had said something blasphemous.
By Chuck Etheridgeabout a year ago in Fiction