Ancient Wonder? More Like Ancient Smut!
A family boat ride gone horribly wrong
I give this 'monument to lust' 1 out of 5 stars! But only because it is not possible to give it negative stars!
My wife Karendite and I took our darling children for a nice afternoon ferry ride on our recent trip to Rhodes. The boat passed right under the Colossus of Rhodes. Nowhere in the brochure did it ever say that beneath the loin cloth were COLOSSUS LOINS!
How do I explain to my precious 19 year old daughter what that thing is between it's legs?! Not to mention all those rippling muscles. It gives her unrealistic expectations of what a man should look like! Now her mother will have to explain to her why it is not normal to have those type of thoughts for the man she will be forced to marry.
Now she wants to have her bachelorette party at the Temple of Zeus.
⭐☆☆☆☆ (1/5)- Chadadocious
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Jesse Lee
Jesse Lee is a comedian and writer that investigates ordinary experiences until they reveal extraordinary truths about being human.
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