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The Ultimate Guide for Travelers and Wanderers - Where to Go, Where to Stay, What to Do
Where to go: Exploring the Best Travel Destinations When it comes to planning a vacation or a getaway, one of the most important decisions to make is choosing the perfect destination. Whether you're looking for a romantic getaway, an adventure trip, or a family vacation, there's a place out there for everyone. In this article, we'll be exploring some of the best travel destinations for all types of travelers and wanderers.
10 Essential Travel Tips for a Smooth and Enjoyable Trip
Introduction: Travelling can be an exciting and enriching experience, but it can also come with its own set of challenges. From navigating unfamiliar places to dealing with unexpected setbacks, it's important to be prepared for a range of possibilities. Here are 10 essential travel tips to help ensure a smooth and enjoyable trip.
Dear Diary: Let me tell you about Buc-ee's
Dear Diary, On Sunday I went to Buc-ee’s. And it was about as ridiculous as you’d expect. You did not know this, but there are tourists who make a point of stopping at Buc-ee’s beause it’s so quintessentially American you can’t believe it until you experience it for your own self.
Brigitte PellerinPublished 2 months ago in WanderCalifornia, Here I Was
Here we are, at the beginning of another autumn. Kids are back in school, leaves are still hanging on, the temperature is falling, and everyone I know is still trying to get every last drop of summer before it runs out (half the people are still in shorts in my neighbourhood). I am wondering, quite seriously, how I am going to pay my rent at the end of the month – a lot of money will have to be moved around and begged for – and considering how this could coincide with my birthday (a terrible coincidence). And with all of this in mind, I have let the mind wander.
Kendall DefoePublished 4 months ago in WanderWhy
Why? A three-letter word with so much power behind it. You can use it to ask all kinds of questions. Why is the earth flat? why is the earth round? why is it that we see colors? why do colors exist? why did we come up with the word why? why did the number one come after the number zero? why are there letters? why are there numbers?
Katherine OrellanaPublished 5 months ago in Wander
I Was Almost T-Boned by a Figher Jet - My Wildest Travel Story
Early in my marriage, I accompanied my husband overseas to his first duty station in Keflavik, Iceland. It was my first time living outside of the U.S., and Iceland did not disappoint. We went whale watching in Faxaflói, dog sledding on Langjokull Glacier, and chased the waves on the black sand beach.
Crystal A. WalkerPublished 7 months ago in WanderLiving on Russian Time
“Listen up. This project will be completed before the end of the year or you and all of your family will be in Siberia before the end of the day scrounging for food, making snowmen for someone to talk to, and living in huts praying the polar bears don’t eat you.”
Paul SwannPublished 2 years ago in Wander
The Misuse of Pale Pink Hats
The Drums Danced $20k That’s it. I scanned every page of the little black book which I’d never seen before. What did it mean? What drums? I looked around for inspiration at a flat dusty landscape that shimmered in the heat and definitely didn’t resemble the Texas Hill Country. Off to my right a muddy river flowed sluggishly to some unknown destination.
Story of Ryan Skine
Welcome to Nowhere, Stranger Welcome to the middle of nowhere. Population; nobody important. It’s not like being poor makes you a nobody, but the richest person in this so-called town would only be able to afford a two-bedroom trailer if they saved up for a couple of months. The town was already talked about simply because there were no children to be found here. Made sense though, after all, there were no couples either. Would you want to raise children in a tiny mining town where the streets crack and the animals and bugs out number the people? Didn’t think so.
Timothy A RowlandPublished 2 years ago in Wander
The Story of the Valley
1. None of this was her idea. The California clan is not trustworthy. The whole family is questionable, especially the Southern ones. They create fairytale princesses who never grow up into women. They perfect make-believe movie stars built of real people who are frequently suicidal and anorexic. They cheat you out of dreams you haven’t even had yet. They’re practically vampires. They cash in people’s futures for fifteen minutes of fame or one good hit. They can devour the strong as well as the weak, but they prefer the lucky.
Samani DonnPublished 2 years ago in Wander
Only in Florida
Some of the jobsites that my fiancé and I work on are in some pretty remote areas that are deep in the woods with red dirt roads. You see some pretty interesting houses and yards back in those woods. The most interesting we’ve seen, by far, was a series of 10 double wide trailers attached to each other into a makeshift mansion. They were attached end to end, side to side and end to side. They were even stacked on top of each other. Oh the questions I had for the builder. Is that duct tape that's holding them together water tight? How many rooms are there? Stairs or ladders? Most importantly, why?
Anton Mathias HeftPublished 2 years ago in Wander
Winter Fly Fishing
Well ladies and gentle folk, it's that time of year again. Yes. Frozen lines, frostbitten fingers, negative flows, and even less bites. As anyone in the fly fishing community will tell you, the winter months are either the best or the worst. They're the best if you are a guide and get paid to take clients out to catch nothing for $600, and they're the worst if you're literally anyone else.
