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Nancy Pelosi Has Bigger Balls Than Donald Trump

She Had A Bitch-Slap Ready For Him on January 6th

By Jason ProvencioPublished 2 years ago 5 min read
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Pelosi’s sarcasm was on display during the 2020 State of the Union Address. Photo: Wikimedia Commons

Nancy Pelosi is a firecracker. The long-time politician, Congresswoman, and former House Majority leader has had enough of Donald Trump’s shit. I adore this lady.

She and I, like millions of Americans, have that in common. It was revealed on Thursday that she was ready to throw hands with Trump on January 6th, 2021. I’m betting on her, in that fight.

In new never-before-seen footage from her daughter, filmmaker Alexandra Pelosi, who documented the events leading up to the Capitol riot, it is very apparent who had the courage and will to fight. It was also clear who didn’t have the balls to show up and the event he instigated and assured his followers he’d attend with them.

He didn’t. It was the same as any of the 30,000+ lies and half-truths he told during his presidency. Trump was nowhere to be found once the shit went down. That’s the funny thing about bullies. They back down when the heat gets turned up. He’s a coward. Captain Bone-Spurs rides again.

I’m certain he cowered somewhere far away from the actual insurrection that he caused with his angry, baseless claims about the 2020 presidential election being stolen from him. Whaaaaaaa, poor little entitled infant.

Donald Trump didn’t have the balls to show up to his own insurrection. Pussy. Photo: Wikimedia Commons

Pelosi, on the other hand, was there in the thick of it. She and then-Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer were among a number of politicians that were taken to a nearby army base, Fort McNair.

The previously unseen footage shows both Democrats and Republicans on the phone with local government officials and other Congressmen and women who were still trapped in the Capitol during the riot.

The riot. The one Trump started with his hateful, inaccurate speech. The one where Ashli Babbitt was killed trying to breach the House chamber. The same one where two others died of a heart attack and a stroke during the ruckus. Also, the one where a police officer was killed by the crowd and two more officers died by suicide within days of the insurrection.

In the new footage that’s currently being seen for the first time by many, Pelosi and Schumer are seen trying to fix this incredible mess caused by Trump and his baseless claim that the election was stolen. Aides to the former disgraced president have confirmed that he admitted that he had lost and was trying to find any way to spin it that he had actually won.

The House select committee’s final hearing on the Capitol Hill insurrection before the midterm elections Thursday used new testimony and evidence to demonstrate how Trump knew he had lost the election but still went forward with efforts to overturn the results, leading to the attack on the Capitol.

Trump now gets to testify about his role in the January 6th insurrection. I hope Pence testifies against him. Photo by History in HD on Unsplash

He has now been subpoenaed into testifying about his role in starting the riot. He has blood on his hands from the events of this infamous day. I cannot wait to watch him squirm on the stand. I’m betting that Nancy Pelosi is looking forward to it as much as I am.

She is seen in the new documentary stating this about Trump potentially returning to the scene of the riot:

“If he comes, I’m going to punch him out. I’ve been waiting for this. For trespassing on the Capitol grounds, I’m going to punch him out. And I’m going to go to jail, and I’m going to be happy.”

Translation: Don’t screw with a second-generation Italian woman who has had enough of Trump’s shit. I’d have given anything to see Trump actually return to the scene of the crime he created, and see this elderly woman punch the baby-dick off of him. I’d have even paid her bail.

Ms. Pelosi has had a front-row seat to much of Donald Trump’s presidency. She’s heard every ignorant thing that’s come out of his large, loud, mouth publicly. Like most people with a reasonable amount of intelligence, common sense, and a low tolerance for BS, she’s sick of Trump setting back the United States of America by decades.

Our country has never been a perfect place. We’ve been unable to eradicate hate, racism, and bigotry during our almost 250 years as a nation. A nation that was built on the back of slavery, discrimination, and large companies and corporations calling the shots.

We shouldn’t be worried about making America great “again”. We need to focus on making it great in the first place. Donald Trump did everything in his power as president to set that backward by decades while continuing to enrich himself and his immediate family. It’s disgusting and trashy to see a classless slob of a leader conduct himself in this way. You might call it “deplorable.”

President Biden and Nancy Pelosi. Doing their best to protect people rather than putting them in harm’s way like Donald Trump enjoys doing. Photo: Wikimedia Commons

Nancy Pelosi has been a politician since the 80s. She was first elected to Congress in 1987, at age 47. She’s fought the good fight for the people of our country and taken far too much unjustifiable bullshit from sexist, conservative assholes for far too long.

She can be seen on the phone with Mike Pence during the insurrection. She worries for his safety as he was trapped under a loading dock while the rioting went down. She is desperate to get the rest of the Capitol politicians the hell out of harm’s way and to continue the transfer of power to the clear winner of the presidential election, Joe Biden.

After much pushing, many phone calls, and extreme efforts to end this horrific scene that Donald Trump didn’t have the balls to show up for, it ended. Thanks to strong women like Nancy Pelosi, and her take-no-shit attitude toward these traitorous Trump-supporting rioters, the riot ended and the transfer of power occurred.

Too many people died that day. This stain on the history of our United States will never be forgotten. I truly cannot wait to see Donald Trump have to answer for his prime role in causing death and destruction on January 6th, 2021.

Ms. Pelosi, I salute you. For those who favor truth, justice, and the American way over wanna-be dictators yelling and screaming when they don’t get their way, we applaud you.

And though you didn’t get a chance to knock the tiny nuts off of our 45th “president”, I’m certain you would have taken him in a fight. Don’t fuck with a pissed-off, fed-up, Italian American woman. &:^)

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