Could Elon Musk Fans Get Any Dumber?

Elon simps really do love some weird things.

While scrolling Etsy for just general shit, I came across an ad for this.

Now, I’m not usually one to judge. But, why would anyone ever buy this?

Recently Elon has been in the headlines for his disastrous run of Twitter. He did a poll a week ago about whether he should step down, and 17 million people voted yes. That’s more people than my country’s population. And all of them wanted him gone.

42% of people in that poll wanted him to stay though, so really, all it tells us is that a ludicrous number of people are invested in Elon’s journey. Whether he succeeds or fails is entirely up to chance and his own blind stupidity.

Elon Musk, the son of an Emerald miner, has never been poor. He’s never worried about making rent or whether he’ll have enough money for food on the table. But his fanboys lap that up, greedily as if he’s the second coming of Christ.

Which is rather hilarious given the general demographic of his fans are those barely above the poverty line.

I guess fantasies matter. They view themselves as potential equals to Elon, someday, somehow, soon. That elicit fantasy of tomorrow’s wealth distracts them from today’s problems.

And who can blame them? The world has gone to shit.

Is there a reason that people blindly follow him? I wonder what the correlation is between the fans of Elon Musk and the conservative cult of Donald Trump.

Speaking of which, when is Donald Trump going to be arrested? Isn’t that meant to be happening soon? Hasn’t that been dangled like a carrot in front of us for months now?

Politicians and billionaires really are the biggest cock-teases, aren’t they?

Now, I am a screaming leftist. By that I mean I’m happy to scream at you if you’re blatantly a muppet. If you believe your religious creed gives you some right to force others to live their life a certain way – you know who I’m talking about, you feisty evangelicals.

At least Liberals just believe people should be free to do their own shit, and who someone marries harms absolutely no one else. (I will specify, I mean that a man marrying a man and a woman marrying a woman harms no one).

But you little nutjobs just spend your time harking up the wrong tree about how homosexuality goes against God’s Will, simultaneously whilst fellating Elon Musk. It must feel good to be so unabashedly hypocritical. Not to mention how there are many verses of the Bible that preach humility and decry wealth hoarding. But somehow the Southern Baptist Church attendees never seem to have read those ones.

God I can’t believe the crazy crap I read from the States.

But, back to this ad.

You’re welcome to prove how great Elon is by buying it. It’ll only set you back… $48? What? Last I checked it was $999. Maybe someone wizened up and decided it was a dumb plan to try and sell it at that price to simps.

There is nothing wrong with being poor, but there is something wrong inherently stupid about being poor and acting as if you’re rich.

I suppose it really is too tantalising to ignore, the prospect that somehow you’ll be as rich as Elon Musk. Somehow he’ll see you as a friend. He truly values your support and your care for his businesses.

He’ll probably pull a Trump and request money from his followers soon. No, hold on, I’m wrong. He’ll do a poll first asking if you’ll donate money to him so he can become the World’s Richest Man Again.

Gotta love Conservatives.

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