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Dear Theresa

Dear Theresa

Open letters to the Prime Minister of the United Kingdom; do it like they do on Downing Street.

  • Dylan Gonzalez
    Published 3 years ago
    Dear Theresa, Do You Want to Go Nuclear?

    Dear Theresa, Do You Want to Go Nuclear?

    Let's get a few things straight, right off the bat. I am from the US (specifically, New Jersey, organically raised to dislike our soon-to-be former governor and raised on Taylor ham). I already deal with a horrible, unfit, unprepared, irrational, chicken nugget looking creature that was somehow elected to lead this country. I have briefly entertained the notion of moving out of the country, probably just up to my friends in the Great White North (I do actually have friends there). But maybe, at one point, I would have considered that Great Britain might be a decent place to scope out as a new residence.
  • Skunk Uzeki
    Published 3 years ago
    Dear Theresa: Don't Be A Trump!
  • Triple Decker Sandwich
    Published 3 years ago
    Dear Theresa

    Dear Theresa

    Dear Theresa,
  • Michael Eric Ross
    Published 3 years ago
    Dear Theresa: What A Difference A Year Makes
  • Johnny Vedmore
    Published 3 years ago
    Dear Theresa... The 7 Demands of the UK People

    Dear Theresa... The 7 Demands of the UK People

    Your awkward Montgomery Burns-like hunch suggests a lifetime of sadness which has left you looking down into the abyss of dark ethical choices. Your voting record in the UK parliament contradicts the person that you claim to be. If we travel back fifteen years then you’re voting against human equality, yet now you claim to be a reliable bastion of ethical and moral conviction. Where was that conviction the day after Grenfell? Mothers burnt to death with their children in arms and your moral authority falls away when you cannot look the survivors in the eye, or even show them support. Instead, whilst you are a leader, the community had to help support each other in a beautiful display of anarchic love. Where was their leader? She was sneaking out the backdoor in an effort to avoid the existence of these poor people once again.
  • Harmony Flower
    Published 3 years ago
    Dear Theresa,

    Dear Theresa,

    Although you are the Prime Minster of the UK as whole, I feel the need to write this letter regarding my issues that are split between devolved and reserved matters, and as the UK Prime Minster it would appear devolved only cross your remit when it comes to the Barnett formula and how funding is allocated to the different nations within the UK, or does it?
  • Lizzy Arrow
    Published 3 years ago
    Dear Theresa

    Dear Theresa

    You may have heard of me or you may not have, but I don't have any qualifications of any sort of politics. I do have to say that I know for certain you need to quit whilst you're ahead, because at the end of the day I know I'm watching every move you make and then BOOM! I'm on the good old iPad with blogs coming out left right and centre; ideas here and there, oh what's that? You've been thrown into the mix as well; into my magic cauldron of horrible politicians who can't get their facts right, or keep their word, changing what they want during the election in the Queen's speech.
  • Michael Blair
    Published 3 years ago
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  • Gareth Johnson
    Published 3 years ago
    Dear Theresa...

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    Dear Theresa, I hope you’re doing okay. Being Prime Minister must be an almost impossibly overwhelming task at the best of times, but I can’t help feeling that you’ve been caught in a perfect storm.