Yassified YouTube Yogini
A ranty satire for Vocal's Tautogram challenge, April 2023, with every word starting with the same letter
By Addison AlderPublished about a year ago • 1 min read
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You yassified Youtube yogini
Yearning your yearbook youth.
Yielding yesteryear you,
YOLOing yet yellow-bellied.
Yeesh.
Your yearlong yammering.
Yawn-inducing,
Yin-yang yanking
yackety-yacking.
You’re yesterday’s yoghurt.
You’re Y2K.
You yokel Yoda yelling ‘ Yo! Yabetcha!’
Yaba-daba-don’t...
You’re yawping yashmak yarn-bombs...
Yeeting Y-shaped yardsticks...
Yucca-infused yagé yeyos...
‘Yum yum!’
Yuck.
Yesterday you Youtubed your yogilates,
yo-yoing your yoni,
yolking your yellowing yeasty Y-fronts.
Yikes.
You Ye’d yourself.
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