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Wood Wizard Man: Song Lyrics of Handmade Crafts, Woodworking, and Creativity

Wood Wizard Man by Thorne Empire

By Thorne EmpirePublished about 2 hours ago • 1 min read

Have a book? Have some specs?

Headphones hiding? What the heck?!

Coffee's judging. Desk's a mess.

Igor says, "I can fix all that!"


From Edmonton, with wood and glue,

He builds cute little things for you!

Not a castle. Not a boat...

Just something awesome for your remote!


Igor, Igor;

The carpenter next door!

Book holders! Glass holders!

Headphone holders will look amazing in your home.


If your desk looks like a raccoon fight,

Igor makes your chaos right!

Smooth wood! Cool style!

You will be smiling all the while!


Need a place for your favorite mug?

Or your headphones need a hug?

Book's been sleeping on the floor?

Igor's got one thing; and then some more!


A tiny shelf...

A mighty stand...

Crafted by...

THE WOOD WIZARD MAN!


From Edmonton, built by hand,

Books up high! Headphones neat!

Your desk has never looked so sweet!

Song Lyrics

About the Creator

Thorne Empire

I write the lyrics and let the AI carry the tune. Sometimes it’s magic, sometimes it misses the mark; but every word is a piece of me. Whether it hits or not, the fact that you listened, and felt anything at all; that means everything.

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