Wood Wizard Man: Song Lyrics of Handmade Crafts, Woodworking, and Creativity
Wood Wizard Man by Thorne Empire

Have a book? Have some specs?
Headphones hiding? What the heck?!
Coffee's judging. Desk's a mess.
Igor says, "I can fix all that!"
From Edmonton, with wood and glue,
He builds cute little things for you!
Not a castle. Not a boat...
Just something awesome for your remote!
Igor, Igor;
The carpenter next door!
Book holders! Glass holders!
Headphone holders will look amazing in your home.
If your desk looks like a raccoon fight,
Igor makes your chaos right!
Smooth wood! Cool style!
You will be smiling all the while!
Need a place for your favorite mug?
Or your headphones need a hug?
Book's been sleeping on the floor?
Igor's got one thing; and then some more!
A tiny shelf...
A mighty stand...
Crafted by...
THE WOOD WIZARD MAN!
From Edmonton, built by hand,
Books up high! Headphones neat!
Your desk has never looked so sweet!
About the Creator
Thorne Empire
I write the lyrics and let the AI carry the tune. Sometimes it’s magic, sometimes it misses the mark; but every word is a piece of me. Whether it hits or not, the fact that you listened, and felt anything at all; that means everything.
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