We Didn't Blow the Coals
An updated poetic version of We Didn't Light the Fire by Billy Joel
Inspired by Billy Joel’s masterpiece ‘We Didn’t Light the Fire’
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Bill, Hillary, Oval Office, Monica
Blowhards, relationships, total ironica
Bush Junior, Al Gore, votes count no more
Decider rises, economy tanks
Deficit again, many thanks
Special F’s task forces bidden
Sadaam’s Gomora desert hidden
Junior did, daddy unable
Mohammad al-Jabiri Mid-East table
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Towers down, David safe
Hijacked plane, military strafe
9-11 lives in memory burnt
America's complacence irreparably hurt
George Herbert, War on Terror
Both sides want world fairer
Munitions, decisions, racial divisions
Craig’s Bond, Craigs List
Tuitions fail, Old Miss
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We didn’t blow the coals
Millenial gen burrowing moles
Entitlement, self absorbption
Lackadaisical mental abortion
We didn’t spark the flames
Nobody can put them out
Internet abuzz, Avatar fuzz
Political unrest, Viper’s nest
Black versus white
All the rest
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Ryan drops out, Keyes abound
Horrific jangle, cacophonous sound
Illinois Obama kick some butt
Landslide Barack Senate cut
History made 2008
African American guides our fate
ObamaCare newly enacted
Hospitals insurance, people reacted
Caucasians not worried about leader in black
Not from whites came most the flack
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Barack, Biden, hunters, shoot
Troops in … troops out…
What point? All moot
Tensions ease, home, abroad
Quiet street, just a nod
Ghetto lit up, equality fraud
Hillary, Palin. pale-in comparison
Michelle, Barack, certificate skeleton
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Sarah groans as Hillary ruins info dump
Beat down, Ace of Spades, Donald Trump
Russia, Putin, voter machines
Moscow counting American dreams
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We didn’t blow the coals
Millenial gen burrowing moles
Entitlement, self absorbption
Lackadaisical mental abortion
We didn’t spark the flames
Nobody can put them out
Internet abuzz, Avatar fuzz
Political unrest, Viper’s nest
Black versus white
All the rest
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Peace marches rioting fires
King Sharpton leads violent liars
Reason no season, scream, yell
Black lives matter
Liberty bell cracked days latter
Caucasian bad, black good
Danger abounds down ‘hood
Immigration, deportation, kkk
Michael Brown, Ferguson Missouri
Dead men
Dead cops
Triggers pull, heart stops
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Drugs, guns, immigration reform
No papers go back home
Neighbor south no pay
Border not orange way
Build wall, Humpty’s fall
Mexican tunnels, City Hall
Nuclear football, Donald Trump
Push button, waste this dump
Impeach yes! Impeach no!
Don’s bankroll, tons of dough
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Clean power out, Earth’s final hours
Orange sheriff’s metal tariffs
North Korean atomic crisis
Kim Jong Un volatile as Isis
Canada, Mexico, yellow horde
Common sense completely ignored
Donald’s still a Wall Street lord
CIA, FBI, whistle blowers, everybody lies
Congress, Senate, public sighs
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We didn’t blow the coals
Millenial gen burrowing moles
Entitlement, self absorbption
Lackadaisical mental abortion
We didn’t spark the flames
Nobody can put them out
Internet abuzz, Avatar fuzz
Political unrest, Viper’s nest
Black versus white
All the rest
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Wi-Fi modem, all was owed ‘em
Dial up gone, world in hand
Young or old, all pound sand
White sheet, black mask, angry pratter
What the heck, does nobody matter???
Internet, Snap-Chat, cell phone, text
Twitter, Facebook, Tender vexed
Ducks fly, thumbs tweet
Web eviscerated by hateful speak
Sense gone, beat feet
Internet vendetta, video games, RPG phones
Thousands of friends in virtual homes
Tweet, text, streaming tube
Millennials vent, bend over, lube
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Gay pride up, gay bashing lowers
Same sex marriages nobody glowers
Acceptance is supposedly now a norm
Boys kiss boys in college dorm
All day long, solitary room
Rpg fantasy, swords, galactic doom
Halo, FallOut, combat, get fat
Entitlement, laziness, ingratitude
Ask me not attitude
Relationships via text
Porn on-line who needs sex
Rainbows fly proud across the land
Not all amongst like that stand
Violence still runs amok
Guns are cheap, ammo in stock
Mass shooting clubs, mass shooting schools
Psychotic hypocritical well-armed fools
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We didn’t blow the coals
Millenial gen burrowing moles
Entitlement, self absorption
Lackadaisical mental abortion
We didn’t spark the flames
Nobody can put them out
Internet abuzz, Avatar fuzz
Political unrest, viper’s nest
Black or white, all the rest
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Joel wondered who started the fire
I just wanna know
Will millennials be wired?
Job market gluts
Video addicts, gaming sluts
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We didn’t blow the coals
Millenial gen burrowing moles
Entitlement, self absorbption
Lackadaisical mental abortion
We didn’t light the fires Billy
Nobody can put them out
Internet abuzz, Avatar fuzz
Political unrest, Viper’s nest
Black or white, All the rest
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About the Creator
Andrew C McDonald
Andrew McDonald is a 911 dispatcher of 30 yrs with a B.S. in Math (1985). He served as an Army officer 1985 to 1992, honorably exiting a captain.
https://www.amazon.com/Killing-Keys-Andrew-C-McDonald-ebook/dp/B07VM843XL?ref_=ast_author_dp
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