Valentine's Day Food Fight: Samurai Sam Salsa Dance Party
Booty Shaking with Pretty Ninja Lady Lee While , Eating Chocolate Kissesπ
By SAMURAI SAM: Wild WaynePublished 8 months ago β’ 2 min read
Photo by Tetiana Strilchuk on Unsplash
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Dance Party Poem for Pineapples> Account Suspended at MEDIUMππππ
β Suga Ninja Hot Booty : Will WIN Dance Contest !
The End is NOT Near! πππππππππππππππππππππ
it starts with love . . . of food. . .
having an account suspended multiple times, now being revoked, for I making zero as I go through cancer. . . .
surviving, just two weeks ago, suspended again. . . .
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Wetico Dance Party
βA contagious psycho-spiritual disease of the soul, a parasite of the mind, is currently being acted out en masse on the world stage via an insidious collective psychosis of titanic proportions.
This mind-virus β which Native Americans have called βwetikoβ β covertly operates through the unconscious blind spots in the human psyche, rendering people oblivious to their own madness and compelling them to act against their own best interests.
Wetiko is a psychosis in the true sense of the word, βa sickness of the spirit.β β Paul Levy, Wetiko
fighting crouching tigers while at Pizza Wetiko Hell Dance Off. . .
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Suspended in HELL: Dancing More to be More
for 15 hours, being in Medium prison. . . the Maximum, Federal Medium Investigators (FMI) Prison
being questioned, torturing me with chocolate cakes that I was not allowed to touch.
being told I was loved by Choco Valentines Kisses Lady. AHHHHHHHHHH!
telling me sugar causes wrinkles, stupidity, and fat. guilty as charged. . . having the right to a food lawyer. . .
having crows feet on my face, not being the brightest and being over 5 pounds over weight.
then a sexy ninja lady, named Seda Suga, shaking candie booty, threatened me with Chocolate Kisses. AHHHHHHHHHH!
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having my account, Samurai Sam, being blocked from Salsa Dancing with SUGA babes.. .
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Flashback from Sushi Hell > AHHHHHHH>
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REPEATING THE MANTRA: : :
. . . . . . Rebirth! Rebirth! Rebirth! . . . .
. . . . . . . . . . . . Rebirth! Rebirth! Rebirth! . . . .
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Rebirth! Rebirth! Rebirth! . . . .
β Thank you for all your support. Domo Arigato!
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. . .It starts with love. . . Love is everything. .
. . . . .It starts with love. . . Love is everything. .
. . . . . It starts with love. . . Love is everything. .
FYI > > Seda is my friend from Hollywood who writes screenplays. She is very pretty and very smart. She had taught me a lot.. . She has moved from Medium, a dying blog site, for that is why I am here. Another friend told me to move here too.
I still write on Medium, but make zero, I have many friends there.
Writing is dancing. Writing is eating. . .
Yummy Yummy in my Tummy
Yummy Yummy in my Tummy
Yummy Yummy in my Tummy
Burb. . . Yummy Yummy in my Tummy
About the Creator
SAMURAI SAM: Wild Wayne
π Bitch from Planet X, Certified Personal Trainer, Ted Talk Speaker, Gothic Scholar, Yoga Dude, Black Belt, Spanish Speaker. Writing Coach, Cancer Survivor, Korean Born, Japan, Italy raised, grew up In LA, as a gymnast, Jazz Drummerπ!
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