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Valentine's Day Edition

Limerick(s) of the Week

By Gerard DiLeoPublished 3 years ago • 1 min read
Valentine's Day Edition
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Wheelin' and Dealin'

A man suggested as a valentine

How both could have a good time

A threesome it seemed

Would answer his dreams

Till he saw her Rolls bought on his credit line

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Copping a Please!

A pimp sent out his valentines

Of young ladies arriving as concubines

They recorded their trysts

As love's parting gifts

Now their Johns are doing hard time

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For a Good Time!

He sent his jailbird girl a valentine

A woman, locked up, doing five-to-nine

He planted a file beforehand

Which was confiscated as contraband

She'll not be out on good time, soon, any time

Limerick

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Gerard DiLeo

Retired, not tired. Hippocampus, behave!

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    Written by Gerard DiLeo