She is so ugly from her head to her toes
She is so nasty from her insides out to her clothes
And she carries circular bruises
When all lovers she chooses
Poke her with their 10-foot-long poles
About the Creator
Gerard DiLeo
Retired, not tired. In Life Phase II: Living and writing from a decommissioned church in Hull, MA. (Phase I was New Orleans and everything that entails. Hippocampus, behave!
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Humorous Limerick & loved it!!!💕❤️❤️
Hahahahahhahahahahaha both your Limerick and cover pic are hilarious!
A well-wrought limerick! That's the grossest picture I have ever beheld, my friend, and I am a horror fan...
Great take on a pretty harsh cliche! Also, AI does really creepy things with people.
Outstanding.