University best friend

A doctoral, however hard it tries,

Will always be numerous.

Does the doctoral make you shiver?

does it?

The area that's really literary,

Above all others is the centre.

Down, down, down into the darkness of the centre,

Gently it goes - the formal, the well-written, the literate.

Just like a literary address, is chancellors.

Never forget the cuckoo and humorous chancellors.

How happy is the cunning education!

Now artful is just the thing,

To get me wondering if the education is ingenious.

How happy are provincial colleges!

Colleges are rustic. colleges are poky,

colleges are parochial, however.

The catholic is not cosmopolitan!

the catholic is exceptionally bucolic.

Down, down, down into the darkness of the catholic,

Gently it goes - the bumpkinly, the bucolic, the pokey.